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The profile fits Homer Simpson: a guy who complains a lot, sabotages himself, but does it all with a very self-aware, dark sense of humor. Like Homer constantly ranting about work and life while still showing up every day, this user jokes about being stuck in a loop of failure and grind, e.g. the stream titles about losing MMR like “Dia de pegar os 8k e ter um pouquinho de alegria mesmo sabendo que no fim das contas isso não vai mudar em nada o meu futuro e minha vida vai continuar caindo ladeira abaixo” and “É mt legal procurar emprego sem ter skill nenhuma além de falar de dota e jogar joguinhos”. The way he oscillates between fake optimism and immediate collapse — “Dia de ganhar” followed by things like “Não aguento mais perder” and “dota é o pior jogo da historia” — is very Homer-core. His life philosophy also has that chaotic, resigned Homer energy, like “2024 quebrou o recorde de ano mais lixo da historia, o objetivo é piorar ainda mais em 2025 🙏” and the bio “Sai pra comprar cigarro e abandonei o Dota,” which is basically a shitpost version of Homer’s midlife crises. At the same time, he clearly cares about family and friends in a low-key way, posting things like “Mãe e vó” and joking harshly but affectionately about people close to him, just like Homer’s mix of clumsy love and irresponsibility.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as more introverted (I) than extroverted, spending a lot of time gaming, streaming, and talking about online life rather than parties or large social gatherings, e.g. the self-deprecating focus on Dota and MMOs in “É mt legal procurar emprego sem ter skill nenhuma além de falar de dota e jogar joguinhos” and the many solo-stream announcements like “perder mmr no domingo e ficar depressivo”. Their humor is more conceptual than concrete, often riffing on ideas, conspiracies, or meta-commentary about society and games, which aligns with intuition (N), for example in “O legal é que AC sempre foi uma ideia legal com uma gameplay chata… vou generalizar pq é mais engraçado” and the ironic conspiracy references like “A do momento é que dinossauros não existiram”. They lean clearly toward thinking (T) with a blunt, sarcastic tone and logical/critical framing rather than overt emotional warmth, as in “gosto mt do twitter pq todo dia ele me lembra… pq o brasileiro merece beber agua marrom” and the darkly humorous life comments in “Dia de pegar os 8k e ter um pouquinho de alegria mesmo sabendo que no fim das contas isso não vai mudar em nada o meu futuro e minha vida vai continuar caindo ladeira abaixo”. Their lifestyle appears flexible and reactive rather than structured, fitting perceiving (P): stream plans change last minute (“menti pra vcs, se pa volta amanhã”), and they joke about inconsistent motivation like “Sem live hj q n to afim de jogar dota no meu aniversário, voltamos amanhã”. Overall, the mix of inward focus, abstract/meta humor, logical detachment, and spontaneous, low-structure day-to-day choices best fits an INTP profile.

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Ex-Dota caster trying to make peace with MMR graphs. Streaming losses from Gramado, teaching my little brother computers & still chasing a real job.– @guipepe4

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with a smoky mezcal shot to honor the bio energy of someone who “Sai pra comprar cigarro e abandonei o Dota” and the struggle of “Quase 24 horas sem fumar eu quero a morte”. Cold brew coffee ice cubes represent the late-night grind of endless ranked queues and streams like “Aos poucos voltando ao posto de melhor jogador brasileiro aposentado”. A dose of bitter amaro captures the emotional tilt of lines such as “dota é o pior jogo da historia” and “Ja n me lembro do sabor da vitória”. The spicy ginger syrup reflects his sarcastic, sharp humor when he says things like “gosto mt do twitter pq todo dia ele me lembra... pq o brasileiro merece beber agua marrom”. Finally, the flamed orange peel adds a small bright aroma of hope, echoing the perpetual comeback arc of “Dia de pegar os 8k e ter um pouquinho de alegria mesmo sabendo que no fim das contas isso não vai mudar em nada o meu futuro” and the stubborn decision that “2024 quebrou o recorde de ano mais lixo da historia, o objetivo é piorar ainda mais em 2025 🙏” should at least taste good in a glass.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in his tweets is perseverance and grounded loyalty rather than glory-seeking or grand ambition, which fits Hufflepuff. He keeps grinding Dota and streaming despite constant losses and frustration, as in "Ontem ganhei muitas então hj é dia de perder" and "O unico objetivo é n acabar o dia negativo", showing a work ethic focused on consistency more than prestige. His self-deprecating humor about career and skills, like "É mt legal procurar emprego sem ter skill nenhuma além de falar de dota e jogar joguinhos", suggests humility rather than Ravenclaw-style intellectual pride or Slytherin-style ambition. There’s clear loyalty to his community: he keeps updating followers on stream status ("Ta agora sem meme, começo de março volto pra casa e a live volta") and references to long-term presence on the platform ("15 ANOS NESSA MERDA #MeuAniversárioNoX") show commitment and sticking with people over time. Even his dark humor about life going downhill in "...mesmo sabendo que no fim das contas isso não vai mudar em nada o meu futuro e minha vida vai continuar caindo ladeira abaixo" is framed around still showing up and trying, which is very Hufflepuff resilience. While he has some Gryffindor-like bluntness and Slytherin cynicism, the dominant traits are persistence, loyalty, and a down-to-earth attitude—classic Hufflepuff qualities.

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A fitting song for @guipepe4 is Boulevard of Broken Dreams because of its mix of self-deprecating humor, mild nihilism, and persistence. They joke about life going downhill with posts like “2024 quebrou o recorde de ano mais lixo da historia, o objetivo é piorar ainda mais em 2025 🙏” and “É mt legal procurar emprego sem ter skill nenhuma além de falar de dota e jogar joguinhos”, echoing the song’s theme of feeling lost and directionless. Their Dota grind, full of losses and frustration, shows the same lonely, stubborn walk forward: “Ja não me lembro do sabor da vitória” and “dota é o pior jogo da historia”. Even when joking that everything is falling apart, like “Dia de pegar os 8k e ter um pouquinho de alegria mesmo sabendo que no fim das contas isso não vai mudar em nada o meu futuro e minha vida vai continuar caindo ladeira abaixo”, they keep streaming and playing, mirroring the song’s resigned but continuous walk down that lonely road. Their dark humor about Brazil and life, as in “gosto mt do twitter pq todo dia ele me lembra, com esses super textos e threads, pq o brasileiro merece beber agua marrom”, matches the song’s blend of cynicism and weary endurance.

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