Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unwavering Loyalty: She demonstrates long-term commitment, celebrating a "1 year anniversary" with her soulbond character.
- Supportive Community Member: She actively uses her platform to "shout out" friends and encourage followers to "follow amazing people".
- Artistic Vision: She manages a dedicated "art account" and takes pride in designing custom layouts and banners.
- Transparent Boundaries: She requests that others "tag ship art" so she can effectively use the mute feature to curate her experience.
Weaknesses:
- Excessive Hyperfixation: Her interests are singular, admitting that from "Jan to Dec" her only focus was Adam.
- Overly Explicit Content: She frequently posts "highly sexualized" and graphic demands regarding fictional characters.
- Blurry Reality Perception: She describes herself as a "soulbond" and claims to hear feathers fall when reading fiction.
- Impulsive Social Behavior: She admits to "ragebaiting" and engaging in playful but aggressive "bullying" on gaming platforms.
- High Validation Need: She expresses anxiety over "broken notifs" and fears of being ignored by her peers.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Much like Milhouse, @guitaristsangel is defined by an intense, borderline obsessive devotion to a specific person, often leaning into 'loser-coded' or dramatic expressions of love. They exhibit a high-energy, fanatical personality that oscillates between extreme insecurity and bold proclamations, such as when they post “i hope this would be me with adam one day” or declare themselves as “the (totally real guys) adam's wife”. The user's tendency to be the 'sidekick' to a more powerful figure (Adam) mirrors Milhouse’s relationship with Bart, especially in their desperate pleas for attention like “please reply it would be embarrassing if no one did ; ;”. Their use of humor and self-deprecation, calling their lover a “fat fuck” while remaining totally smitten, captures that specific Milhouse-esque brand of hopeless pining.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Lyra exhibits Extroverted tendencies through their high social engagement, frequent calls for attention, and open sharing of intense personal feelings, such as when they “beg on my knees” for a fictional character. Their Intuition is evident in the elaborate 'Soulbond' and 'Human AU' concepts they develop, focusing on symbolic connections like the “single yellow feather” rather than reality. They are a clear Feeling type, prioritizing emotional expression and deep personal values, often using “eu e” keyboard smashes to convey overwhelming sentiment. Finally, their Perceiving nature shows in a spontaneous, chaotic tweeting style and an adaptable identity that includes making new “strawpages” and 'sonas' on a whim.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I’ll never get banned from Club Penguin, but I’d definitely be down to help you bully some kids on Roblox later.
- If you’re looking for a change of pace from your white girl pop, I’ve got a metal cover of our future together ready for your playlist.
- Are you a single yellow feather? Because ever since I saw your posts, I've felt my soul shake to its core—it’s a total masterpiece.
- I know you usually save your soft spot for a certain first son of God, but do you think you could spare a little room for a 1,023rd follower?
- You might be a Mary Sue with an underlying edge, but I’d still be happy to send you some stuff for your new strawpage.
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Your new Twitter bio
Digital artist & pagan soulbonder dedicated to Hazbin Hotel’s Adam. Since 2024, I’ve specialized in character design and metal covers of white girl pop. 🐉🐦🔥– @guitaristsangel
Your signature cocktail
The Lyradam Gold-Blooded Songbird
This experimental, high-energy cocktail is a tribute to the 'number one adam gooner' and her celestial obsession. The gold-flecked spirit represents her pride as “adam's wife <3 soulbond & borderline nonsharing”, while the matcha reflects her taste for “mint chocolate or matcha” over traditional flavors. The drink has a sharp kick, mirroring her tendency to “ragebaiting adam bc it works every time”, balanced by the sweetness of her favorite “white girl pop”. Finally, the popping candy rim honors the chaotic energy of her keyboard smashes, like “💧UUE UE🥺😭💧Eu E💧💧 E E 😭😭EUE UUU🥺🥺😭”, making every sip as loud as a rock concert in Heaven.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Lyra’s core identity is built on unwavering loyalty and devotion to her chosen partner, a hallmark of Hufflepuff house. She demonstrates a deep sense of commitment by celebrating milestones like “lyradam is 1 year old” and maintains a gentle, nurturing side as she offers comfort, tweeting, “hi adam baby girl hehe. everything's okay, i promise. i forgive you.”. Her patience and focus on community are further shown when she politely asks others to “tag our ship art please ? the mute feature isn't gonna work otherwise”, prioritizing fairness and the comfort of her peers. Even her self-description as a “big golden retriever” (via her soulbond's personality) aligns with the friendly and dedicated nature of Helga Hufflepuff’s house.
Your movie
Your song
Stupid for You - Waterparks
Lyra exhibits an intense, color-coded infatuation with Adam from Hazbin Hotel that perfectly matches the high-energy obsession of this pop-punk anthem. She describes her life as a “lifestyle, a reason to live” where every waking thought is dedicated to him, even going as far as to celebrate a “lyradam 1 year anniversary”. The song’s focus on visual aesthetics and romantic devotion aligns with her declaration that “yellow/gold mainly but also white + lilac” define their relationship. Furthermore, her playful and chaotic energy, such as when she jokes that “adam plays fortnite” or brags about their “twitter domination”, mirrors the song's upbeat, dizzying profession of love.
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