Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Staunch Loyalty: Consistently defends Taylor Swift against critics and compares her favorably to other artists in tweets like “stop comparing taylor to khias”.
- Politically Aware: Engages with global and local issues, expressing views on international conflicts and the “Philippine version of trumpies”.
- Data Driven: Frequently tracks and shares specific music streaming statistics, such as noting “MBOBHFT got 522,323 streams yesterday”.
- Social Justice Oriented: Calls out problematic behavior, such as criticizing those who ignore “non black ppl saying the n word”.
- Direct Communicator: Expresses opinions without ambiguity, whether regarding music tastes or personal dislikes, as seen in their “Short n' Sweet” review.
Weaknesses:
- Extreme Hostility: Frequently uses violent rhetoric, such as telling a critic to “D/1/E” or wishing death on an ex-friend.
- Genre Elitism: Dismisses entire musical categories without nuance, claiming “rap is probably the worst genre out there”.
- Grudge Holding: Admits to “still holding grudges” for years over past personal conflicts.
- Hyperbolic Negativity: Resorts to extreme labels for music they dislike, describing a collaboration as “pure shit”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, this user is a fiercely opinionated and politically active individual who isn't afraid to voice their disdain for "incompetent leaders" or social injustice, evidenced by their stance “hoping for isr*el's downfall”. They share a deep passion for music and pop culture, frequently defending their idols with high intelligence and biting wit, such as when they tell others to “stop comparing taylor to khias”. Despite being a dedicated fan, they can be quite cynical and judgmental toward those they deem less informed, noting that “nothing is more brainless than the fans of carlos yulo's narcissistic mother”. Their feed captures the quintessential Lisa Simpson blend of academic stress—tweeting about being “in the middle of my science class”—and a sharp, often superior tongue when addressing those with whom they disagree.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
The user exhibits Extroversion (E) through their high volume of tweets and vocal engagement with internet subcultures, specifically the 'Swiftie' community, shown when they celebrate “me having two big accounts at the same time”. They demonstrate Intuition (N) by focusing on abstract pop culture narratives, chart legacy, and future predictions like “imagine taylo releasing debut tv first than rep tv”. Their Feeling (F) side is dominant, as they make decisions and form opinions based on intense personal values and emotional reactions, often using harsh language against those they perceive as immoral, such as when they state, “not all shitty gold digging mothers like angelica yulo deserves children”. Finally, they lean toward Perceiving (P) due to their spontaneous, stream-of-consciousness posting style and reactions to immediate trends, admitted in “ijbol i accidentally sung the mine bridge in love story”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you 'My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys'? Because I'm a sandcastle ready to be destroyed by you, whether the charts like it or not.
- If I were a Taylor variant, would you drop everything and defend me against the 'hypocritical old hags' on Twitter?
- I promise I’m more stable than Fortnight’s streaming numbers—can I be the 'Down Bad' third single of your life?
- Is your name TTPD? Because even if everyone else is being delusional, I’ll keep praising you until I get s-worded.
- Forget the GUTS tour queue—you’re the only ticket I’d wait in a science class for just to see if you’ve announced anything new.
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Your new Twitter bio
Charting the Eras of TTPD and the pop landscape. Dedicated Swiftie tracking streaming stats and VMA votes. Here for the music, the charts, and the truth.– @gulkesbergen
Your signature cocktail
The Tortured Filipino Swiftie-tini
This drink captures the chaotic energy of a die-hard Swiftie who is permanently 'offline' but somehow always posting. The caffeine kick honors their obsession with charts, specifically how “espresso repeaking at #3 reminds me of cruel summer”, while the bitter notes reflect a user who admits “i'm still holding grudges to my ex friend... like bitch d*e already”. The spicy rim matches their fierce political stances in the 'Land of Incompetent Leaders,' often shouting “FUCK TRUMP AND KANYE WEST” or dragging local figures like Angelica Yulo. Finally, the garnish pays tribute to their anthem: “my boy only breaks his favorite toys”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user exhibits the classic Slytherin trait of fierce loyalty to their chosen 'in-group' (Swifties) while displaying a ruthless, cunning disregard for anyone outside of it. They demonstrate a sharp focus on chart dominance and status, as seen when tracking “ICDIWABH but more beats” or boasting about “having two big accounts at the same time”. Their ambition is coupled with a blunt, often harsh resourcefulness in defense of their interests, exemplified by tweets where they tell dissenters to “💀 themselves” or express a desire to see critics like Fantano “D/1/E”. This combination of gatekeeping, obsession with ranking, and a 'win-at-all-costs' social media presence aligns perfectly with the house of ambition and resourcefulness.
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Your song
I Can Do It With a Broken Heart - Taylor Swift
As a dedicated 'Swiftie,' this user is deeply immersed in the The Tortured Poets Department era, frequently tracking the song's performance and stating “we need this type of gain for ICDIWABH 😭”. The song’s theme of maintaining a facade of productivity while feeling miserable mirrors the user's high-energy, often aggressive online presence despite their bio claiming they are 'inactive.' Their defensive nature over Taylor's chart success is evident when they argue that “ICDIWABH is probably gonna spent more weeks charting than fortnight 💀”. Ultimately, their chaotic mix of stan culture and personal grievances, such as “holding grudges to my ex friend... like bitch d*e already”, perfectly aligns with the song's manic energy and lyrical focus on internal turmoil hidden behind a public performance.
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