GUNFEITCH
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful wit: Uses deadpan humor and teasing, like wishing a “new year” without happiness in “ᅠ ᅠ ⠀𝑵ew year𝄒s because ⠀i don𝄒t want any ⠀of you being happy. ⠀＊ 😊 ᅠ ᅠ”.
- Affectionate loyalty: Shows strong attachment to their muse and friends, as in “oh my friends you have no idea how happy i am rn * * * * i LOVE my silly stibnite with all my heart”.
- Protective concern: Checks on others’ wellbeing, e.g. asking “are you ⠀okay ??” and “... 𝑨re you okay ?”.
- Self‑aware humor: Acknowledges and jokes about their own flaws, like calling themselves “just a brazilian girlie tryna be a rock” in “my keyboard insists on being my enemy… i'm just a brazilian girlie tryna be a rock”.
- Engaged interaction: Frequently quote‑tweets and responds to others, running opinion memes like “♡ for stibnite ’s opinion of ⠀your muse.”, showing they enjoy dialogue.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile humor: Jokes with harsh or aggressive lines such as “𝑻hen die already.” and “𝑰 ’ve killed people ⠀for much less .”.
- Emotional deflection: Uses jokes or dismissal instead of vulnerability, e.g. “No such thing as emotional blackmail . ⠀＊ 😊” and “𝑺hut up.”.
- Abrasive teasing: Teases in ways that can feel cutting, like threatening “’m gonna ⠀hit your head with ⠀with my pickaxe .” or calling others “pathetic hot fools” in “they ⠀both are pathetic ⠀hot fools. chill.”.
- Negativity bias: Leans into bleak or bitter statements, such as insisting followers won’t be happy in “Only new year, ⠀because happy ⠀you guys won ’t ⠀be.” and telling someone “Die and it will ⠀pass.”.
- Communication muddle: Typing and cluttered formatting sometimes make them hard to follow, acknowledged in “my keyboard insists on being my enemy so it looks like i'm illiterate, but I'M NOT” and reflected in rushed lines like “𝑾hatareyoutalkingabout ⠀idontunderstandwhatthehellyouresaying”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The account’s voice is closest to Bart Simpson, with its mix of mischief, mock-threats, and genuine affection. They constantly joke about violence or cruelty in a playful, over-the-top way, like saying “I ’ve killed people for much less .” and “... I ’m gonna hit your head with with my pickaxe .”, which feels like Bart’s prankster bravado. There’s a delight in others’ chaos and discomfort, as when they write “Die and it will pass.” and frame New Year in a way that undercuts happiness: “Only new year, because happy you guys won ’t be. * 🥰”. At the same time, there’s clear fondness and hype for their favorite character and friends, like “oh my friends you have no idea how happy i am rn ... i LOVE my silly stibnite with all my heart”, which parallels Bart’s softer loyalty under his troublemaker exterior. The irreverent tone, dark humor, and teasing affection fit Bart far better than more earnest or straight-laced characters like Lisa or Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They come across as highly socially engaged and energized by interaction, constantly quote-tweeting and bantering with others, e.g. the playful aggression in “... I ’m gonna hit your head with with my pickaxe .” and the meta-commentary like “I believe we have some viewers .”, which fits an Extraverted style. Their humor is often conceptual and metaphorical rather than concrete, such as likening someone to a rabbit/hare in “Yes, you ’re more like a rabbit. … we make quite a duo, don’t we ?” and going off on imaginative bits about infernal sin events in “/ what if.. infernal sin event.. 💭💭”, indicating Intuition. Their tone is blunt, teasing, and sometimes cutting—e.g. “Die and it will pass.”, “Then die already.”, and “No such thing as emotional blackmail . * 😊”—which suggests a Thinking preference that prioritizes detachment and dark humor over diplomacy, even when affection is present. They appear spontaneous and playful, shifting topics quickly and leaning into chaos (e.g. “mayday mayday” and “WHATareyoutalkingabout idontunderstandwhatthehellyouresaying”), and they don’t showcase structured planning or rigid order, which aligns with Perceiving. At the same time, they enjoy argument and sparring, calling people "crazy and blind" over opinions in a way that screams classic ENTP debate energy, as in “You are CRAZY and BLIND. Sure, he has his charms…”. Overall, a socially bold, idea-driven, sharp-tongued, and improvisational persona fits ENTP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying it’s only ‘new year’ because you don’t want us happy, but plot twist: every time you tweet something like “no such thing as emotional blackmail *😊*” I get suspiciously happier. Wanna try weaponizing that on me over DMs?
- You talk about liking winter because there’s water everywhere for your research… so if I stand next to you and become 70% water and 30% problem, does that make me your new favorite field study?
- You: “I’ve killed people for much less.” Also you: patting heads, calling people adorable, and worrying if they’re okay. If this is you on ‘much less,’ I’d like to apply for the ‘much more’ package, please.
- You’re out here debating if someone is more rabbit or hare, calling your rock boy ‘silly stibnite,’ and arguing about who gets to eat who first — clearly you have a type. Any chance there’s room in your mineral collection for one more hard-headed idiot?
- For someone who says “only new year, because happy you guys won’t be,” you sure light up my timeline like it’s midnight on December 31st. If your goal is to ruin my year, it’s backfiring — I’m already looking forward to the next tweet from you.
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Brazilian gremlin, part-time cannibal researcher, full-time rock. I mis-type, threaten murder, then offer gemstones. Expect chaos, affection, and knives.– @GUNFEITCH
Your signature cocktail
Stibnite’s Emotional Blackmail on the Rocks
This cocktail hits hard and pretends it doesn’t care, just like their gleeful menace in “Only new year, because happy you guys won’t be. * 🥰”, so overproof dark rum forms the intense, slightly dangerous base. The activated charcoal & black salt rim mirrors their rock/mineral fixation and self-description in “i’m just a brazilian girlie tryna be a rock ://”, giving the drink a literally stone-black edge. Cold brew coffee concentrate captures their late-night, sharp-tongued vibe and lines like “Die and it will pass.”, adding bitterness and focus. A shot of cherry liqueur slides in for the unexpectedly soft, affectionate side seen in “oh my friends you have no idea how happy i am rn **** i LOVE my silly stibnite with all my heart”, a dark sweetness under all the threat. Finally, a dash of saline solution nods to their constant water motif and little tear/emote moments like “... * 💧”, rounding the flavors like hidden emotion they’d absolutely deny.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
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Your movie
Your song
Bad Guy - Billie Eilish
A well-suited song for @GUNFEITCH is Bad Guy by Billie Eilish, because they lean heavily into a playful, threatening persona while clearly enjoying it. They repeatedly present themselves as someone who wants others to suffer a little, like when they say “New year𝄒s because i don𝄒t want any of you being happy. ＊ 😊” and “Only new year, because happy you guys won’t be. * 🥰”. Their casual menace and dark humor show up in lines such as “I ’ve killed people for much less.” and “Then die already.”, echoing the song’s theme of flaunting being the ‘bad guy’ with a wink. At the same time, they’re teasingly affectionate, calling others adorable and silly while pretending to be above it all, like in “Just wanted to see your reaction. ^^” and “This is great fun.”. That blend of mock-threatening attitude, dark playfulness, and underlying attachment fits Bad Guy’s ironic, self-aware villain vibe almost perfectly.
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