Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Politically-engaged: Frequently comments on imperialism, racism, and geopolitics, e.g. critiquing U.S. imperialism in “Having me blocked is usually a sign of being a dimwit Who the fuck did Canada ever bomb?” and “Unfortunately I have to inform you that they fundamentally don’t understand how imperialism works”.
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on mental health and behavior, like “Just some more borderline personality disorder shit… I need community.” and “Im thinking about Mental illness and nazism and black people hm im about to write some bullshitt”.
- Humorous: Leans into absurd, playful phrasing and bit-heavy posts, e.g. the elaborate harem/goon joke in “U will be Laurelized… You will be put on the milking list… You will live in the lux condo” and the exaggerated “Raped by twenty thousand american footballs”.
- Sex-positive: Talks openly about porn, sex work, and fetish, defending nuanced views like “OF girls or whores in general suddenly spin off to religion… 1000000x more genuine of an understanding of faith and God” and warning followers “i sincerely hope you know im a pervert though”.
- Community-oriented: Expresses desire for social connection and shared experiences, e.g. “I need community.”, hosting future parties in “My sisters gonna be pissed when i host a house party the second we move out”, and inventing communal ‘goon sesh’ events in “You will go to the goon sesh and other community events”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly-insulting: Frequently calls others “retards” or “dimwits,” e.g. “These retards are gonna vote this jackass in arent they” and “Having me blocked is usually a sign of being a dimwit”, which can alienate people and escalate conflict.
- Needlessly-hostile: Often escalates disagreements into personal attacks, such as “At least you know youre neither funny or clever now!” and “youre not funny or clever Thats essentially it”.
- Edgy-language: Uses slurs and shock phrasing that can harm or exclude, like “This moe ass nigga..” and “You are RACIST if you think black women r all woke..” framed with confrontational tone.
- Impulse-posting: Admits emotional volatility and unfiltered posting, e.g. “Just some more borderline personality disorder shit Enough of this nonsense lets take it down a notch” and “Day 2 no meds bc hell no”, suggesting tweets may be driven by mood swings rather than reflection.
- Provocative-sexuality: Mixes highly explicit or humiliating sexual content into general discourse, such as “Did i ever talk to you about the BBC cuck US army officer I humiliated” and “I think I would be happier if i stopped thinking and jerked off all the time”, which can make boundaries and audience comfort unclear.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They most closely resemble Bart Simpson: irreverent, provocative, and constantly testing boundaries. Like Bart, they lean into chaos and dark humor, talking about humiliation and sexual shock value in tweets like “Did i ever talk to you about the BBC cuck US army officer I humiliated” and the elaborate, over-the-top harem/milking bit in “U will be Laurelized You will be incorporated into a Cuck Hierarchy…”. Their antagonistic, trolling attitude toward others—calling people “dimwit” and mocking Americans in “Only thing clocked is how retarded americans are omg its pathetic Your only rebuttal is hypocrisy!!”—matches Bart’s instinct to poke at authority and start fights for fun. At the same time, there’s an undercurrent of vulnerability and instability, like Bart’s occasional serious episodes, visible in tweets such as “Just some more borderline personality disorder shit… I need community.” and “Starting DBT next week”. Their mix of crude jokes, rebellious politics, and flashes of emotional honesty reads very much like an adult, online-poisoned Bart with a Twitter account.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert (E): they frequently talk about going out and craving connection, e.g. “Super fun night full of joy”, “no one goes out anymore bro”, and explicitly say “Being a extrovert is 10x harder than being a introvert”. Their focus is more Intuitive (N) than concrete: they riff on big-picture ideas about politics, sex work, faith, race, and imperialism, e.g. “I’m thinking about Mental illness and nazism and black people hm im about to write some bullshitt” and “The most sheltered woman you know is about to make a thread on why sex work is inherently evil and get a bajillion likes for it Observe”. Their style leans Feeling (F) despite the abrasive tone: they react from personal values and emotional intensity more than detached logic, as in “There is nothing more humiliating in this world than wage work” and their strong moral framing around imperialism and racism in “Unfortunately I have to inform you that they fundamentally don’t understand how imperialism works”. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P): tweets are impulsive, chaotic, and anti-structure—joking about meds and BPD, sudden topic shifts like “I think I would be happier if i stopped thinking and jerked off all the time” next to political arguments, and whimsical posts such as “Hm. I want a burger now with. Bacon and a donut on the side.”. Put together, an energetic, value-driven, chaotic, highly social and idea-focused presence fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said wage work is the most humiliating thing in the world, but I volunteer to be humiliated if it means being incorporated into your Cuck Hierarchy and put on the milking list. That’s community service, right?
- You’re out here thinking about mental illness, nazism, and black people, starting DBT, and beefing with Americans over imperialism—if you ever want a break from all that, I can offer you one (1) extremely unserious hood nigga to hold your phone while you rant.
- You forgave Kanye, you defended whores finding God, and you still want more Haitians in Canada—statistically speaking, your next act of mercy should be lowering your standards for me like you tweeted and giving me a shot.
- You said ‘being an extrovert is 10x harder than being an introvert’—lucky for you, I’m ready to do the hard work: I’ll go to the house party you’re planning after you move out, get ‘Laurelized,’ and still text you ‘weh..wassup’ the next morning.
- You wanna get naked, you’re plotting a Valentine’s Day special, and you warned people you’re a pervert—how about we compromise: we keep our clothes on, you explain your ‘Ben Shapiro for Harlots’ ideology to me over drinks, and we see if the outfit survives the debate.
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Your new Twitter bio
Canadian-Haitian he/him. Opinionated extrovert, part-time media critic, full-time chaos researcher. Once live-tweeted a house party like it was parliament.– @gunfetish116
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Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets show a strong mix of ambition, edge, and ruthless self‑presentation that aligns most with Slytherin. They openly talk about molding others into a sexual and social hierarchy, e.g. “U will be Laurelized You will be incorporated into a Cuck Hierarchy You will be will be adopted into a harem…”, which is an overt fantasy of control, structure, and dominance. They also display strategic cruelty and a willingness to humiliate others for effect, as in “Did i ever talk to you about the BBC cuck US army officer I humiliated” and “At least you know youre neither funny or clever now!”, showing comfort with using sharpness as a social weapon. There’s a survivalist, self‑preserving streak in how they talk about work and the state, e.g. “There is nothing more humiliating in this world than wage work” and their proud anecdote about their dad telling the RCMP off in “Imagine telling that to homeland security”, signaling a deep suspicion of power but also a desire to play it to their own advantage. While they show flashes of introspection and a desire for community in “Just some more borderline personality disorder shit… I need community.”, the dominant pattern is calculated edginess, hierarchical thinking, and self‑assertion—classic Slytherin traits rather than Gryffindor’s idealism or Hufflepuff’s warmth.
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Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
A chaotic, irreverent, and confrontational vibe runs through their timeline, which fits the rebellious energy of Smells Like Teen Spirit. They mix horny oversharing with abrasive humor and political jabs, like when they say “Thanks for the follow i sincerely hope you know im a pervert though” and “I think I would be happier if i stopped thinking and jerked off all the time”, echoing the song’s mixture of apathy and intensity. Their self-aware mental health posts, such as “Just some more borderline personality disorder shit Enough of this nonsense lets take it down a notch I need community.” and “Starting DBT next week”, match the track’s undercurrent of alienation and yearning. They also lash out at hypocrisy and politics—“Only thing clocked is how retarded americans are omg its pathetic Your only rebuttal is hypocrisy!!”—which mirrors Cobain’s disdain for shallow conformity. The blend of dark humor, sexuality, anger, and self-loathing throughout their tweets makes this grungy anthem a strong fit for their online persona.
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