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This user is most like Lisa Simpson: wordy, smart, and very opinionated, with niche intellectual interests they infodump about for fun. Their tweet about “rambling about some nerdy eastern europe/slavic history & linguistics bullshit to the audience of absolutely no one interested” mirrors Lisa’s habit of monologuing about history or politics while others tune out. They clearly enjoy research and historical detail, as seen in “Okay I need to do some serious important historical research” and “Oh my god Vasily wouldve been writing in pre bolshevik cyrylic”, which fits Lisa’s nerdy, overachiever streak. At the same time, they’re dramatic and intense in a way Lisa often is when she’s passionate, with posts like “We need to start killing people im so fucking deadass” reflecting a hyperbolic moral outrage vibe. Their multilingual bio (PL/EN/RU) and interest in culture and media also align with Lisa’s curiosity and tendency to dive deep into arts and literature.

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They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with others, react to quote tweets, and revel in attention, e.g. celebrating followers in “Hello ⁉️⁉️⁉️ thank you guys sm for three bajillion followers ⁉️” and gushing about being spoiled by others’ gimmicks in “YOU GUYS ARE SPOILING ME ROTTEN ON GIMMICKS⁉️⁉️⁉️ oh my god the stupids”. Their interests and style are highly Intuitive: they riff on historical and linguistic abstractions like “Rambling about some nerdy eastern europe/slavic history & linguistics bullshit to the audience of absolutely no one interested” and ponder pre‑Bolshevik Cyrillic in “Oh my god Vasily wouldve been writing in pre bolshevik cyrylic”, showing a love of concepts over concrete practicality. The tone is sharply analytical and debate‑oriented, fitting Thinking: they make cutting, impersonal judgments like “We need to start killing people im so fucking deadass” and “Youve clearly never had perła beer or jägermeister”, prioritizing point‑scoring and critique over harmony. Their life and hobbies appear spontaneous and exploratory, suggesting Perceiving: they joke about procrastination in “Mfw I have to actually do work/study for my major instead of just chudding around and sliding like a sardine with my natural talent” and casually consider picking up media purely for a couple of characters in “Do i want to read record of ragnarock for two characters”. Taken together—high social energy, playful abstract rambling, blunt argumentative humor, and a go‑with‑the‑flow approach—ENTP is the best overall fit.

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18 • PL/EN/RU • History & linguistics nerd overanalyzing Eastern Europe and Golden Kamuy. Once researched pre‑Bolshevik Cyrillic for a meme.– @gunsafetymanual

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A sharp, chaotic mix named after their love of cheap intensity and unhinged humor, this drink starts with a Perła beer reduction syrup as a nod to “Youve clearly never had perła beer or jägermeister”, turning something rough into something oddly refined. Jägermeister brings in that dark, herbal, slightly unhinged kick that fits lines like “We need to start killing people im so fucking deadass” and their overall feral energy. Smoked plum vodka stands for their Slavic/Eastern European nerdiness and historical fixation, echoing “Rambling about some nerdy eastern europe/slavic history & linguistics bullshit to the audience of absolutely no one interested”. Sour cherry juice adds a dramatic, moody tang for the sardonic complaints like “Mfw I have to actually do work/study for my major instead of just chudding around and sliding like a sardine with my natural talent”. A dash of electric citrus bitters is the final surge, inspired by their bio line “My battery got a surge from my finger triggering your spark plug” and the chaotic enthusiasm in “YOU GUYS ARE SPOILING ME ROTTEN ON GIMMICKS⁉️⁉️⁉️ oh my god the stupids”, making the cocktail loud, experimental, and absolutely not subtle.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a very strong blend of curiosity, niche knowledge, and intellectual playfulness that fits Ravenclaw best. They describe themselves as someone who happily infodumps, e.g. “Rambling about some nerdy eastern europe/slavic history & linguistics bullshit to the audience of absolutely no one interested”, which suggests a genuine love of learning for its own sake. They also get excited about historical detail and accuracy, like “Okay I need to do some serious important historical research” and “Oh my god Vasily wouldve been writing in pre bolshevik cyrylic”, showing analytical thinking and delight in obscure specifics. Their humor is often referential and a bit esoteric, for instance joking about Eastern Bloc cars with pop-up headlights in “apparently except tatra and škoda eastern block has never made cars with pop up headlight okay id kill for a lada or moskvich with pop up headlights”, which implies a nerdy, detail-oriented mind. While there are flashes of aggression or edginess in posts like “We need to start killing people im so fucking deadass”, these read more as dramatic hyperbole than Slytherin-style ambition or Gryffindor-style heroics, and the consistent throughline is their curiosity, niche interests, and playful analysis—classic Ravenclaw traits.

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Their mix of chaotic humor, morbid jokes, and dramatic flair fits My Chemical Romance’s Teenagers perfectly. They’re 18 and oscillate between joking about violence and frustration, like “We need to start killing people im so fucking deadass”, which matches the song’s exaggerated, rebellious angst. Their posts show gleeful overreactions and stylish melodrama, such as “STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM EUROBEAT” and “Mfw I have to actually do work/study for my major instead of just chudding around and sliding like a sardine with my natural talent”, echoing the track’s sarcastic take on being overwhelmed and annoyed with everything. At the same time, they’re clearly self-aware and playful, hyping themselves up with things like “Literally da Vinci reincarnated omg”, which mirrors the song’s tongue‑in‑cheek, theatrical edge. The overall combination of edgy humor, youthful frustration, and performative angst makes Teenagers an ideal fit for their timeline vibe.

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