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Your Simpsons character
The account reads most like Lisa Simpson: introspective, hyper-online, politically aware, often self-lacerating but still clinging to idealism. They show strong ethical and political concern, like calling out people for Epstein "jokes" as just harassment of teen girls and referencing the "Pedo Cannibal Ring" in “I think everyone Epstein yuri posting should go to hell, it's not really a joke and it's just an excuse to harass teen girls on this site because you are miserable desensitized fuck who does not care about the Pedo Cannibal Ring”, which parallels Lisa’s moral outrage and sense of justice. They are very self-reflective and often melancholy about identity and being trans, e.g. “Fun moments don't even distract me I just keep thinking how much better it would be If I was female while having them” and “Fuck my stupid meta attracted autogynephile life”, similar to Lisa’s chronic sense of alienation and overthinking. Like Lisa, they seek self-improvement and coping mantras, as in “Hate is the mind killer 💆♀️ Hate is malebrained 💆♀️ Need to not hate those happier than me 💆♀️ Just go 'giwtwm' and shush💆♀️ Better days will come 🧘♀️” and “Better days will come”. Their love of niche media, art, and somewhat nerdy/outsider tastes (Deltarune, Higurashi, Hajime no Ippo, TF2 Engineer in “Engineer is like, the sexiest tf2 mercenary. Sniper comes in second”) also maps well onto Lisa’s bookish, slightly pretentious, pop-culture-nerd side. While they’re far more vulgar and extremely online compared to Lisa, the core mix of sensitivity, moral intensity, and lonely self-awareness fits her better than any other main Simpsons character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean strongly Introvert (I): they emphasize introspective loneliness and fantasy over active social life, e.g. “Your 20's are for introspective loneliness” and “I live in my mind fortress Fantasizing about things”, and they describe socializing as scary, wishing for someone else to start conversations, as in “someone should start the conversation cause doing it yourself is scary”. Their interests and language indicate Intuition (N): they gravitate toward media analysis, meta concepts, and abstract identity themes—see their talk of “Meta Attraction Administration” in “I will never be a huss 🧘♀️Glory to The Meta Attraction Administration” and the grand, speculative vision in “Imagine: a single substrate... Life! Throughout all time!... That is my vision.”. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented, frequently centering emotions, empathy, and moral judgments: they condemn harassment and desensitization in “it's just an excuse to harass teen girls on this site because you are miserable desensitized fuck who does not care about the Pedo Cannibal Ring”, and they write self-soothing mantras like “Hate is the mind killer 💆♀️... Need to not hate those happier than me 💆♀️ Better days will come 🧘♀️”. Their relationship to structure feels more Perceiving (P) than J: they often describe themselves as emotionally messy, self-critical, and drifting rather than planned, as in “Being like this is so fucking pathetic man, fuck my stupid cringe life” and casual, impulsive comments like “Just ate 4 cookies and I could faintly hear god call me a fatty”. Overall, the introspective fantasy life, strong value-driven outbursts, and somewhat unstructured, emotionally candid posting pattern best fit INFP.

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Brazilian illustrator + media gremlin. IKEA enjoyer, plushie defender, and chronic overthinker. Once ate 4 cookies and heard God call me a fatty.– @gurimoder

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with cachaça and lime for their Brazilian roots and scrappy, self-aware humor, echoing their intro: “I'm an artist from Brazil and this is my troonslop”. Blue curaçao gives it a vivid, almost anime-glow color, channeling their love for media and characters like Ippo and Deltarune: “Started watching Hajime No Ippo today and he's such a cutie patootie I love him” and “DELTATROONE”. Passion fruit juice represents all the yearning, romantic daydreaming, and wanting a boyfriend to just hug and spend the day with: “It feels perverted to want a boyfriend to hug n spend the day with” and “Trying to hold tears a bit from imagining yourself dating someone award”. A dash of Fernet/amaro brings in the bitterness and self-deprecation that keeps bleeding through posts like “Fuck my stupid meta attracted autogynephile life” and “Being like this is so fucking pathetic man, fuck my stupid cringe life”. Finally, it’s topped with sparkling water and a little cotton-candy garnish to symbolize the fragile but persistent hopefulness in lines like “Better days will come” and the mantra-like “Better days will come 🧘♀️”, making the drink fizzy, light, and a little whimsical despite the heaviness underneath.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows a mix of bitterness and tenderness, but what consistently stands out is a craving for connection and a kind of stubborn, soft-hearted loyalty, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They imagine deliberately wholesome social spaces with low pressure and built-in support, wishing for “dedicated socialization centers for young adults… with videogames, anime and pizza” where “someone should start the conversation cause doing it yourself is scary” “There should be dedicated socialization centers for young adults, but nothing involving drinks, partying or drugs but cool stuff like videogames, anime and pizza. Oh also someone should start the conversation cause doing it yourself is scary” – that’s a classic Hufflepuff desire for safe community rather than glory or status. Even in jealousy and dysphoria, they actively coach themself away from resentment and toward goodwill for others: “Hate is the mind killer… Need to not hate those happier than me… Better days will come” “Hate is the mind killer 💆♀️ Hate is malebrained 💆♀️ Need to not hate those happier than me 💆♀️ Just go 'giwtwm' and shush💆♀️ Better days will come 🧘♀️”. They are gentle with vulnerable people (and animals/plushies), saying “Sleeping with plushies can cure the soul a little bit” “Sleeping with plushies can cure the soul a little bit” and fantasizing about simple, affectionate intimacy like “a boyfriend to hug n spend the day with” “It feels perverted to want a boyfriend to hug n spend the day with”, which aligns with Hufflepuff’s focus on warmth and emotional comfort over ambition or brilliance. They also push back against cruelty and dehumanizing ‘jokes’ even within their own online subculture, condemning Epstein-yuri posters as people who “harass teen girls” and “do not care about the Pedo Cannibal Ring” “I think everyone Epstein yuri posting should go to hell, it's not really a joke and it's just an excuse to harass teen girls on this site because you are miserable desensitized fuck who does not care about the Pedo Cannibal Ring”, which shows a strong fairness/justice instinct rooted in empathy rather than ideological grandstanding. They have creativity and self-deprecation, but their throughline is wanting to be kind, to be loved, and to build small pockets of gentleness in a hostile world – all quintessentially Hufflepuff traits.

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A song that fits them best is “Teen Idle” by MARINA. They explicitly mention listening to Marina to cope with their feelings: “Listening to Marina to feel cute n shit ( I can't)”, which already signals strong resonance with her themes. Teen Idle is about feeling like a stunted, maladjusted teen in your late youth, something they mirror in “Idk if its e or not but i never felt like such a stunted teenage girl in my entire life. Well I did but now is like. Worse”. The song’s mix of self-loathing, longing for a different life, and dark humor connects to tweets like “Fuck my stupid meta attracted autogynephile life” and “Being like this is so fucking pathetic man, fuck my stupid cringe life”. At the same time, their recurring mantras of hope, like “Better days will come” and “Better days will come 🧘♀️”, echo the song’s underlying desire to grow past that painful, liminal phase.

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