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Moe Szyslak is a classic loner who constantly battles depression, self-destructive thoughts, and strained relationships, mirroring GuroLitchi’s relentless sadness and suicidal ideation. Tweets like "i just feel so much sadness all the time and i hate feeling like im grieving someone who is alive." and "im highkey tired and just want to end my life but im not sure how to without affecting others" echo Moe’s frequent contemplation of suicide. The user’s frustration with friendships – "im too old and too tired to fight for friendships that the other person doesnt care to maintain" – aligns with Moe’s bitter view of social connections and his isolation behind the bar. Their intense anger toward family ("i hate my brother I genuinely hope he kills himself") parallels Moe’s volatile outbursts and resentment toward those who hurt him. Finally, the avoidance of emotional intimacy ("i understand avoidant attachment style…") matches Moe’s pattern of pushing people away while secretly craving acceptance.

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The user appears strongly introverted, focusing on inner feelings and avoiding social interaction, as seen in tweets like "talking and talking in a vc is one thing i loathe. my biggest pet peeve is when ppl irl try to get me to talk" and "i have a constant paranoia that all my friends dont fw me and talk bad abt me behind my back". Their communication centers on concrete, present‑moment experiences rather than abstract concepts, exemplified by statements such as "my mom might actually be dead" and "i hate having one irl friend that literally never wants to do anything and when we do she just wants to leave right away". Decision‑making is driven by personal emotions and values, as reflected in emotional, value‑laden tweets like "i hate my brother I genuinely hope he kills himself" and "I will forever grow resentment towards those that show anger towards me when finding out about my suicide ideation". The user shows a perceiving, flexible lifestyle, often expressing impulsivity and a lack of structured planning, for example in "i constantly cancel hangout because i feel so suffocated" and "im so tired of everything. i need to kill myself soon". Overall, the combination of introversion, sensing, feeling, and perceiving aligns best with the ISFP personality type.

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Anime lover, coffee addict, midnight ramen chef. Exploring mental health, friendships & creative sparks. 🌙☕️– @GuroLitchi

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The drink fuses smoky Mezcal, bitter Campari, and dark activated charcoal to echo the user’s constant feeling of being consumed by anguish and self‑destructiveness, as they write, "im highkey tired and just want to end my life but im not sure how to without affecting others". A splash of cherry liqueur adds a lingering sweetness that mirrors the bittersweet longing in tweets like "i still miss her sm but i cant ever talk abt it bc its been almost 3 months and ik everyone is already sick of my shit". The sharp bite of fresh lemon reflects the sharp, sour tone of their frustration, captured in "i hate my brother I genuinely hope he kills himself. being related to him is such an embarrassment". Together the ingredients create a cocktail that is both intoxicatingly beautiful and unsettling, just like their mix of yearning for connection and overwhelming despair.

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The user repeatedly shows a self‑preserving, defiant attitude, such as "I DONT CAREEEEE I DONT CARE im gonma do whatever i want" and "I decided no one is my friend and everyone hates me and I hate everyone too", which aligns with Slytherin's focus on self‑interest and resilience. They also express a willingness to protect themselves from emotional pain, noting "I will forever grow resentment towards those that show anger towards me when finding out about my suicide ideation or my SH." While they do mention that "my friends will always be so precious to me", the overarching tone is one of guarded self‑reliance and ambition to survive, hallmarks of Slytherin. This combination of defiance, self‑preservation, and a pragmatic view of relationships points to Slytherin as the best fit.

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The tweets repeatedly reveal intense self‑destructive thoughts and a feeling of numbness, matching the lyrical confession in 'Hurt' of hurting oneself to see if they still feel. For example, the user writes 'im highkey tired and just want to end my life but im not sure how to without affecting others' and later asks 'should i just end it all tomorrow? im so tired. i think i have enough meds to do it.' The line 'i think it’s over' echoes the song's refrain 'I will let it burn down and see what remains.' This chronic sense of hopelessness and the desire to feel something, as expressed in 'i still miss her sm but i cant ever talk abt it' and 'my mom might actually be dead', aligns closely with the painful introspection of 'Hurt.'

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