Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Frequently gushes about The Smiths, Oasis, Stone Roses, etc., e.g. “i 😭love 😭the 😭smiths😭” and “I love the smiths so much 😭😭❤️😭😭😭😭”.
- Creative artist: Draws and designs things like fanart and a Roblox shirt, e.g. “Paul Weller and Mick talbot!! #thestylecouncil #paulwellerfanart”, “realy awsome robloc shirt i made”.
- Humorous self-aware: Uses playful, self-deprecating humor like “are letters real” and “I think people show their mental illness when they draw more”.
- Community-oriented: Actively seeks interaction with fandoms and oomfs, e.g. “hello #smithstwt whats everyones favoriete song :)” and “someone please talk about the smiths with me please 🙏😭😭 #moothunt #smithstwt”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares excitement, fear, and affection, like “HAPPY NEW YEARS OOMFIES ❤️❤️❤️” and “I totally forgot johnny marr knew young noel Gallagher and I'm foaming at the mouth”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating negativity: Often expresses distress about themselves or situations, e.g. “the smiths im gonna kms” and “Im going insane”.
- Online drama-prone: Engages in or references interpersonal drama, such as “gcester oomf just blocked me thank fuck😭😭 can't believe i was oomfs with you:(” and “I can't believe this girl everyone block her now”.
- Identity defensiveness: Feels the need to repeatedly defend labels or interests, e.g. “GUYS STOP UNFOLLOWING ME IM NOT A GCESTER PLEASE” and “I really wish I had more gcest oomfs like lee ❤️😔”.
- Anxiety-prone: Shows strong social and performance anxiety, like “I'm so scared to wear a band shirt in public, like what if someone asked me what the bassist dogs birthday is” and “TOP 331 WHAT WHAT??? IM SO SCARED”.
- Harsh language: Uses aggressive wording toward self/others, e.g. “TS is so ass” and “RELEASE SOME DEMOS IF YOU GOT THE SONGS YOU BITCH”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They match Bart Simpson best: a chaotic, funny teen who treats life as a stream of bits, memes, and pranks, but clearly has a creative side. Their timeline is full of gleeful melodrama and over-the-top phrasing like “the smiths im gonna kms” and “I'm going insane”, which feels very Bart having a freakout over his latest obsession. Like Bart, they’re mischievous and a little unhinged-online, joking about things like “toe licking addicts meatup” and sending “weird strawpage dilemmas to OOMFs”. At the same time, they’re artsy and talented — a drawer who cooks up “Pinterest level art” and even makes a “realy awsome robloc shirt” — which echoes Bart’s secret soft spot for creativity (like his comics and pranks-as-art). Their love for specific bands and niche fandoms, screaming things like “i 😭love 😭the 😭smiths😭”, shows the same obsessive, ride-or-die energy Bart has for his favorite stuff. Overall, they have Bart’s mix of clownish chaos, genuine passion, and surprisingly heartfelt artistic streak.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: a lot of their joy is in solitary, inward hobbies like drawing and instruments, e.g. “Lwk forgot you can draw for fun 😭🙏”, and they often sound drained or overwhelmed by school and social life rather than energized, like “get me out of this school bro”. Their interests and humor suggest strong Intuition: they’re obsessed with meanings, relationships and meta-fandom (e.g. the Marr/Morrissey dynamic and shipping), as in “Every smiths song is about Marrissey if your mentally ill enough”, and they joke in a surreal way, like “are letters real”. They read as Feeling over Thinking because their posts are saturated with emotional language and empathy: “Rest in peace mani, you were a legend who inspired me and many others so much” and “I love the smiths so much 😭😭❤️😭😭😭😭” are about emotional connection, not analysis, and even conflicts are framed in hurt/relief terms like “gcester oomf just blocked me thank fuck😭😭 can't believe i was oomfs with you:(”. Finally, they seem Perceiving rather than Judging: their life is chaotic, impulsive and unplanned—“I think I actually gave myself a tattoo what do I do” and “TOP 331 WHAT WHAT??? IM SO SCARED” show reacting in the moment, while they bounce between hobbies (guitar, drums, Roblox, art) in a spontaneous way instead of presenting structured goals. Put together, a dreamy, emotional, fandom-immersed, somewhat chaotic inner world with strong personal values fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can cook up Pinterest‑level art on a school break, what are the odds you could sketch us as the next legendary duo—somewhere between Johnny & Moz and Paul Weller & his evil clone?
- You said playing The Smiths on guitar is PMO because Johnny Marr is evil… if I promise to learn the ‘Bigmouth Strikes Again’ bassline like Andy Rourke, will you let me be your slightly-less-evil rhythm section?
- You’re scared someone will ask you the bassist’s dog’s birthday over a band tee; don’t worry, I’ll just ask you something easier—like what day you want to go to that secondhand shop that was ‘bringing the heat’ together.
- For someone who ‘lives under a waterfall,’ draws, drums, and loses their mind over Smiths mentions every other day, you’re kind of my perfect storm—can I be the guy on your Christmas CD haul next year?
- You brought back #dailygallaghergoon and are literally manifesting a new Noel Gallagher album with candle emojis—how about we light one more and see if it summons a date instead of just demos?
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Your new Twitter bio
17 • Dutch • guitarist, drummer-in-training & illustrator. Once accidentally went viral on Pinterest while avoiding my physics homework.– @gurtpu
Your signature cocktail
The Still Ill Spill
This cocktail starts with Dutch genever for their 🇳🇱 roots and classic indie taste, the kind of kid who says “So like who here likes the stone roses” and “I love the smiths so much 😭😭❤️😭😭😭😭”. Blackcurrant liqueur adds a sweet‑melancholic swirl for all the dramatic stan energy like “the smiths im gonna kms” and “Mike is so cunt I'm gonna hurt myself”. Grapefruit soda keeps it fizzy and a little bitter, matching the chaotic shitposting of “TS is so ass” and “RELEASE SOME DEMOS IF YOU GOT THE SONGS YOU BITCH”. A sharp espresso shot is for their hyper, slightly unhinged late‑night brain rot like “im so smiths pilled rn 😭😭” and “Drumming is so hard someone save me 🆘🆘🆘”. Finally, edible silver glitter goes on top because they’re a drawer with Pinterest-core flair boasting “Cooked up some Pinterest level art during my break” and flexing that hit post in “Just found out I got a hit Pinterest post last year 😭😭🙏”, making the drink look as extra as their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a very strong creative and intellectual streak: they’re constantly drawing and making art, like in “Cooked up some Pinterest level art during my break” and proudly noting “Just found out I got a hit Pinterest post last year 😭😭🙏”. Their feed is full of nerdy, almost obsessive musical analysis—complaining about physics simulations in “I HATE PHYSICS SIMULATIONS SO MUCH WHY DO I PUT MYSELF THOUGH THIS MISSARY”, picking apart demos in “telling my dad about how in the paint a vulgar picture demo Morrissey does actually sing 'paint a vulgar picture' and that's why the song is called that. Am I cooked”, and focusing on specific basslines and arrangements in “Andy Rourke ATE with the big mouth strikes again bass line 🤤🤤 TS so fun”. Their humor is very online and witty, like “are letters real” and “Life is full of mistorus and we are one #goergewastgingtonyaoi”, showing playful, abstract thinking rather than blunt, goal‑driven ambition. Even their anxiety about being a “real fan” in “I'm so scared to wear a band shirt in public, like what if someone asked me what the bassist dogs birthday is and I look like a fake fan 😭😭” comes from a desire to know things deeply and accurately. Altogether, the emphasis on creativity, niche knowledge, and quirky intellectual humor points far more to Ravenclaw than to the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Still Ill - The Smiths
The best-fitting song for @gurtpu is Still Ill by The Smiths, because their whole personality on X is wrapped up in obsessive, slightly unhinged Smiths fandom and self-aware melodrama. They literally say things like “still ill live makes me want to rip my skin off” and “im so smiths pilled rn 😭😭”, echoing the song’s mix of angst, devotion, and dark humor. Their timeline is full of posts like “I love the smiths so much 😭😭❤️😭😭😭😭” and “Every smiths song is about Marrissey if your mentally ill enough”, which mirrors the song’s theme of being emotionally unwell but almost proud of it. Even their constant dramatic reactions — “I'm going insane”, “the smiths im gonna kms” — fit the song’s blend of suffering and wit. Still Ill captures both their intense fandom and their tongue-in-cheek embrace of being a little "mentally ill" about the bands they love.
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