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This account mixes sarcasm and frustration with a heavy dose of intellectual and moral reflection, which fits Lisa Simpson best. They clearly enjoy digging into religion, philosophy, and history, as seen when they complain that people online argue about ancient ideas in shallow ways: “Hoje em dia alguém ve um resumo dum conceito mais que milenar e se acha no direito de responder 'contra argumentando' da maneira mais tosca e fútil possível.”. They are self-aware about their own learning and limitations, writing “Quanto mais estudo, mais percebo que nao sei de nada e que sou idiota”, which is very Lisa-like humility mixed with existential angst. Their criticism of online spaces as full of frustrated or shallow people echoes Lisa’s frequent disillusionment with Springfield, for example: “Twitter é mt engraçado bicho so tem frustrado” and “O reddit é um antro de neo ateu…”. Finally, despite the cynicism and the line “Odeio o twitter”, there’s a clear moral core and desire for things to make sense (critiquing politics, religion takes, modern loneliness), which aligns far more with Lisa than with the more carefree or oblivious characters like Homer or Bart.

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They come across as socially withdrawn, critical of the platform, and not very attention‑seeking, which fits Introversion (I). They repeatedly mention wanting to leave Twitter and hating the site, e.g. “Odeio o twitter”, “Twitter é um lugar doente mesmo”, and “Vou dar um tempo de twitter talvez”, suggesting they feel drained rather than energized by social interaction. Their focus is heavily on concepts, systems, and interpretations—religion, philosophy, media, and internet culture—more than on concrete daily details, which suggests Intuition (N). They discuss theology and history abstractly, like “Problema é achar que o Cristianismo é um judaísmo 2. Paulo literalmente foi contra a maior parte que Pedro queria pq ele queria que os Gentios entrassem na religião.” and meta‑internet phenomena such as “O cara que inventou o modelo de edit de tiktok my little dark age vendo que ele criou um novo tipo de propaganda politica”. They lean strongly toward Thinking (T): they are blunt, argumentative, and more concerned with coherence than with others’ feelings. They openly call texts or films bad without cushioning it, e.g. “Goodfellas é horrível”, “Dexter é extremamente superestimado série Z da sociedade”, and critique people’s understanding of religion and politics, like “O reddit é um antro de neo ateu que não deve nem ter lido um terço de quaisquer livros abraâmicos e acham que sabem a cerne de todas as religiões”. Their humor is dry and often biting rather than empathetic, as in “Twitter é mt engraçado bicho so tem frustrado”. The Perceiving (P) side appears in their spontaneity and lack of structured, planned content. They frequently mention changing their mind or possibly abandoning the account, e.g. “Quiçá abandone essa rede social” and “Eu acho que a melhor maneira é acabar com esse perfil pq ele deixou de ser o que deveria ser”, but without clear follow‑through or a concrete plan. Their tweets jump rapidly across topics—film, theology, politics, memes—like “Pessoal ve 4chan e pensa que é sodoma e gomorra enquanti na vdd é só um monte de meme besta (nao ironicamente mais leve que o twitter)” and “A chance de ter havido vida ao homem é quase nula. O humano ter existido é algo que foi extremamente bizarro e programado.”—which fits an open‑ended, exploratory style. Putting it together, INTP fits best: introverted, concept‑driven, analytical, and improvisational. They openly reflect on their own ignorance with a kind of detached self‑analysis, e.g. “Quanto mais estudo, mais percebo que nao sei de nada e que sou idiota”, and enjoy dissecting ideas, media, and online culture much more than talking about concrete day‑to‑day life. Their mixture of abstract religious/political commentary, sardonic humor, and anti‑platform introspection aligns more with an INTP than with more orderly INTJs or more people‑focused INFPs/INFJs.

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From Morro do Urubu to theology threads, Chaves hot takes and black metal rankings. Once used “sons of Esau” as an insult and never looked back.– @guSMTavoo

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This drink is strong and a bit bitter, matching the vibe of someone who says “Odeio o twitter” while still posting nonstop. Cachaça infused with burnt sugar reflects the Brazilian roots and the rough humor of lines like “Twitter é mt engraçado bicho so tem frustrado”. Cold brew coffee stands for the late‑night brainrot, from breaking bad/Death Note crossovers to calling Dexter a “série Z da sociedade”. Grapefruit juice brings a sharp, sour note, echoing takes like “Goodfellas é horrível” and declaring “La haine é mt mid”. The smoked salt is the weight of theological/political rants such as “O reddit é um antro de neo ateu…” and the Nicene shoutout “Obrigado Concílio de Nicéia!!!”. Finally, a dash of bitters captures the self-awareness of “Quanto mais estudo, mais percebo que nao sei de nada e que sou idiota” and the decision that “O twitter é palha, o trigo dos frustrados.”](https://x.com/guSMTavoo/status/2010127328735846493)

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This user shows a strong love of learning and abstract thinking, repeatedly reflecting on study and knowledge, as in “Quanto mais estudo, mais percebo que nao sei de nada e que sou idiota”, which echoes the classic Ravenclaw humility before complexity. They frequently engage with theology, philosophy, and history in a nerdy, analytic way, e.g. “Problema é achar que o Cristianismo é um judaísmo 2. Paulo literalmente foi contra a maior parte que Pedro queria pq ele queria que os Gentios entrassem na religião.” and “Hoje em dia alguém ve um resumo dum conceito mais que milenar e se acha no direito de responder 'contra argumentando' da maneira mais tosca e fútil possível.”. There’s also clear analytical commentary on internet culture and society, such as “Twitter é mt engraçado bicho so tem frustrado” and “O reddit é um antro de neo ateu que não deve nem ter lido um terço de quaisquer livros abraâmicos…”, showing a pattern of dissecting environments rather than just reacting emotionally. His humor is often referential and intellectually playful—mixing biblical language, memes, and cultural criticism like “Teve uma época em que eu usava 'Filhos de Esaú' como xingamento, é muito bom esse termo cara é algo absurdo” and the mock-grandiose line “Você herdará as ruínas da Babilônia, até o chão fugirá de seus pés.”. While there’s some cynicism and self-reflection, as in “O meu eu de 1 ano atrás odiaria o meu eu de hoje e eu acho que isso foi a melhor coisa que fiz nesses últimos tempos”, it manifests mainly as intellectual and personal growth, which aligns more with Ravenclaw’s introspective, knowledge-driven nature than with the more ambition-focused Slytherin or loyalist Hufflepuff profiles.

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A fitting song for @guSMTavoo is Creep by Radiohead, because their tweets mix self-deprecation, alienation, and sharp criticism of the online world. They constantly distance themselves from Twitter and its people, saying things like “odeio o twitter” and “O twitter é palha, o trigo dos frustrados.”, mirroring the song’s theme of feeling out of place and disenchanted. There’s also a strong sense of self-doubt and inadequacy in posts such as “Quanto mais estudo, mais percebo que nao sei de nada e que sou idiota”, echoing the track’s “I don’t belong here” energy. At the same time, they show flashes of genuine emotion and vulnerability, like “Eu me sinto genuinamente feliz” and reflections about changing as a person in “O meu eu de 1 ano atrás odiaria o meu eu de hoje e eu acho que isso foi a melhor coisa que fiz nesses últimos tempos”, which fits the song’s tension between yearning for connection and feeling fundamentally different. Their mix of cynicism, introspection, and outsider perspective makes Creep a strong match for their online persona.

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