Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially-aware: Critiques institutions and policies with nuance, like questioning abortion legislation framing in “O argumento contra o PL de comparar as penas para aborto e estupro...” and calling out municipal health and legal protocols in “Esta semana eu fui revisar o protocolo de pré natal aqui de São Paulo...”.
- Humoristic: Uses irony and self-deprecation to talk about daily life, such as joking about a paper cut to skip work in “Considerando seriamente faltar ao trabalho hoje por conta de uma lesão auto infligida...” and the absurdity of Poupatempo in “o detran no poupatempo da lapa é a coisa mais kafkaeska do mundo...”.
- Culturally-curious: Engages with books, films, music, and anime, like Victor Hugo’s description of the octopus in “A descrição que Victor Hugo faz do polvo que Gilliatt encontra...”, the Nick & Norah soundtrack in “Acho que tem poucos filmes cuja trilha eu escute mais...”, and wanting to read The Strange Life of Ivan Osokin after Summertime Rendering in “Terminei de assistir summertime rendering e agora quero ler...”.
- Professionally-engaged: Shows concern with medical practice quality and systems, like challenging unnecessary prenatal procedures in “descobri que era pra fazer toque cervical em todas as consultas...” and asking a colleague about possible clinical patterns in “chegaram não dois, não três, mas SEIS idosos com bexigoma...”.
- Appreciative: Expresses gratitude and enjoyment for people and experiences, such as celebrating a birthday with self-care in “Hoje é meu aniversário, então eu: tirei folga do trabalho...” and recognizing coworkers’ gesture in “Hoje as ACS da minha equipe prepararam um 'banquete' de café da manhã pra mim.”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly-judgmental: Uses extremely strong language toward groups, e.g., wishing painful death to regulators in “Em dias como hoje meu único desejo é a morte de todos os médicos reguladores da cidade de São Paulo...”, which can come across as excessive even if hyperbolic.
- Cynically-critical: Frequent complaints about institutions and services—Bradesco in “Eu queria saber se alguém sabe alguma forma de falar com o @Bradesco...”, Poupatempo in “o detran no poupatempo da lapa é a coisa mais kafkaeska do mundo...”, delivery services in “A qualidade do serviço de entrega das @CasasBahia...”—can make the overall tone skew negative.
- Impulse-prone: Shows recurring tension with impulse control around spending and consumption, like expensive food in “A vida pode ser muito boa se você resolver gastar mais do que pode.”, sorvete temptation in “Deus, proteja meu dinheiro da tentação de comprar sorvete da artisano.”, and PS5 deals in “Eu odeio essas promoções de ps5 pq fico tentado...”.
- Emotionally-reactive: Frustration often appears intensified, like considering missing work over a paper cut in “Considerando seriamente faltar ao trabalho hoje por conta de uma lesão auto infligida...” and vehement reactions to sports officiating in “a árbitra viu que não ia rolar prorrogação e resolveu prorrogar por conta própria...”.
- Sport-snobbish: Comments on sports can dismiss other fans’ interests, like calling Olympic surfing the most boring sport and mocking its structure in “Minha opinião não requisitada sobre o surfe nas olimpíadas: é o esporte mais chato de se assistir...”, which may alienate those who enjoy it.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: intellectually curious, politically opinionated, and emotionally expressive. They show a strong ethical and analytical streak, like in their critique of criminalizing abortion where they argue that the real problem is “the existence” of punishment itself, not just the length of the sentence. Professionally, they appear to be a thoughtful doctor who questions bad medical practices, as when they call routine late-pregnancy cervical checks a “constrangedora, sem evidências e não isenta de riscos” procedure, mirroring Lisa’s tendency to challenge authority with evidence. Their mix of pop culture love and earnestness, like sincerely recommending a women’s basketball final as “muito foda, recomendo” and having deep feelings about anime and film soundtracks such as Nick & Norah “me sinto meio adolescente por isso”, matches Lisa’s blend of seriousness and dorky enthusiasm. Even their birthday self-care routine—taking a day off, sushi, skincare, and joking about entering 37 to leave it at 32 “Entrando nos 37 pra sair deles com 32”—feels like Lisa’s self-aware, slightly neurotic but fundamentally optimistic personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They lean introvert over extrovert: they talk about solitary media consumption and low‑key pleasures (anime, books, games, food) rather than parties or big social scenes, e.g. enjoying revisiting the Nick & Norah soundtrack and feeling "adolescente" about it in “Acho que tem poucos filmes cuja trilha eu escute mais que a de Nick & Norah...”, or taking a solo self‑care birthday with sushi and skincare in “Hoje é meu aniversário, então eu: tirei folga do trabalho…”. Their tweets show a strong Intuition preference: they consistently move from concrete events to general critiques or patterns, like discussing rule changes in volleyball as a structural improvement to the sport in “Não houve na história dos esportes nenhuma mudança de regra tão feliz quanto o fim da vantagem no vôlei.”, or analyzing the logic of abortion law arguments in “O argumento contra o PL de comparar as penas para aborto e estupro... O problema não é o tamanho da punição para mulher que aborta, é a existência dela.”. The Thinking side is clear in how they prioritize coherence and evidence over harmony, often in a blunt, critical tone, as in “Esta semana eu fui revisar o protocolo de pré natal... Uma conduta constrangedora, sem evidências e não isenta de riscos que não vai alterar minha conduta em nada.” and the sharp critique of media accuracy in “Foda quando a pessoa sente a necessidade de mentir pra aumentar a importância de quem já é gigante...”. They read as Judging rather than Perceiving because they frequently evaluate systems and propose how they should work—complaining about bureaucratic inefficiency at DETRAN in “o detran no poupatempo da lapa é a coisa mais kafkaeska do mundo... Literalmente vc agenda não agendar.”, critiquing municipal health protocols, or even proposing policy‑style fixes to sports structures in “Uma medida que seria foda pra popularização do futebol feminino seria a FIFA fazer como as olimpíadas e condicionar uma copa do mundo feminina paralela à masculina...”. Altogether, the mix of solitary, analytical interests, abstract/systemic thinking, logical critique, and a strong sense of how systems should be structured best fits INTJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- If the FIFA ever top your idea of a parallel women’s World Cup like the Paralympics, I’ll still think the greatest rule change in sports history was you deciding to give me a chance—right after the end of the advantage in volleyball, of course.
- You took a day off on your birthday for sushi, skincare and retinol so you could enter 37 and leave looking 32—if we go out, I promise to age like Crunchyroll’s LG app: not perfect, but surprisingly functional and better than expected.
- You know that semfinal of Medina where they just floated esperando uma onda? That’s me on your timeline: apparently quiet, but just waiting for the perfect wave to ask you out for coffee (or absurdly expensive Artisano ice cream).
- Anyone who quotes Victor Hugo’s description of an octopus and spends their Sunday discovering onagadori clearly has a world‑class curiosity—let me take you out so we can be weirdly fascinated by niche animals and obscure books together instead of just in separate timelines.
- You already survived Detran no Poupatempo da Lapa, Bradesco cobrando cartão que não existe, and six elderly patients with bexigoma in one plantão—so I’m confident a date with me will be, at worst, less kafkaesque than your average Tuesday.
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Your new Twitter bio
Family doctor in São Paulo, chronic complainer about sports broadcasts, bureaucracy and streaming apps. Once considered a sick day for a paper cut.– @gustavorofer
Your signature cocktail
The Sertão Skincare Negroni
This cocktail is strong and slightly bitter, because anyone who says things like “Em dias como hoje meu único desejo é a morte de todos os médicos reguladores da cidade de São Paulo após algumas horas profundo sofrimento.” clearly needs a stiff drink. The base is amburana-aged cachaça, tying in both the Brazilian vibe and the dry humor of someone que vive reclamando do cotidiano, from “o detran no poupatempo da lapa é a coisa mais kafkaeska do mundo.” to “A lógica da @prefsp: Painel luminoso… A Carlos Caldeira: fluxo em sentido único, fodam se.”. The bitter aperitivo and sweet vermouth mirror the mix of political/ethical rants like “O problema não é o tamanho da punição para mulher que aborta, é a existência dela.” with the tenderness of taking a birthday off for sushi and self-care in “Entrando nos 37 pra sair deles com 32.”. A dash of saline nods to all the sports and Olympic surf commentary—literally ocean water energy—in “Minha opinião não requisitada sobre o surfe nas olimpíadas: é o esporte mais chato de se assistir entre todos.”. The candied citrus with honey on top represents the unexpectedly sweet, nerdy side that gets excited about anime and obscure animals, like “Estou em dia com one piece e jujutsu. Sinto me uma pessoa sem objetivos na vida agora.” and “hoje… estou descobrindo o fantástico mundo dos onagadori, galos de rabo gigantesco.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They consistently show a reflective, analytical temperament and a love of understanding how things work, which are classic Ravenclaw traits. For example, they dissect a political argument about abortion with clear logical structure, pointing out why a common comparison is rhetorically weak in itself: "O argumento contra o PL de comparar as penas para aborto e estupro, embora seja um dado chocante, é falho...". Their curiosity and delight in niche knowledge is obvious when they dive into obscure topics like onagadori chickens: "Hoje, em aleatoriedades, estou descobrindo o fantástico mundo dos onagadori, galos de rabo gigantesco.". They also show literary and philosophical interest, connecting an anime to a relatively obscure novel: "Terminei de assistir summertime rendering e agora quero ler The strange life of Ivan Osokin." and praising Victor Hugo’s description of an octopus as some of the best writing on an animal: "A descrição que Victor Hugo faz do polvo que Gilliatt encontra é o que de melhor já se escreveu sobre um animal...". Even their media tastes are introspective and self-analytical, as when they reflect on why the Nick & Norah soundtrack works so well for them and how it shapes their sense of self: "Muitas das músicas eu fui atrás de conhecer a banda/o cantor e acabei nem gostando tanto, parece que escolheram só o que eu gosto pro filme. E eu me sinto meio adolescente por isso.". Overall, the combination of curiosity, intellectual enjoyment, and habit of analyzing arguments and culture points strongly to Ravenclaw over the other houses.
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Your song
9 to 5 - Dolly Parton
A well‑suited song for them is “9 to 5” because they balance a demanding, often absurd work life with humor and resilience, like when they describe the “detran no poupatempo da lapa” as “a coisa mais kafkaeska do mundo” and joke about “considering seriously missing work because of a paper cut”. The song’s theme of grinding through a flawed system while keeping your personality intact fits their mix of civic frustration and irony, as seen in their comments on São Paulo’s medical regulators and nonsense public protocols. They also explicitly celebrate sharing Dolly’s work with others, saying they are “presenting '9 to 5' by Dolly Parton to a friend”, showing a genuine connection to the song. Their blend of political awareness, everyday struggle, and sardonic joy in small pleasures like croissant with jamón mirrors the song’s spirit of surviving the grind while still finding reasons to laugh.
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