Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Devoted partner: Repeatedly expresses deep love and pride for Agatha, calling her wife and love of her life in posts like “devo tudo a minha esposa linda maravilhosa kamy, o ar que eu respiro, o amor da minha vida” and “amar a agatha é a coisa mais fácil da minha vida”.
- Protective friend: Defends Mitsuki publicly, showing loyalty and willingness to confront others in “Caralho, deixem a Mitsuki em paz. Vocês são insuportáveis.”.
- Emotionally self-aware: Openly reflects on trauma and emotional patterns, like pushing people away due to fear of abandonment in “Tem algo de cruel em tentar se reconstruir... eu mesma me empurro pra longe”.
- Humorous bluntness: Uses sharp, comedic honesty in replies such as “eh q eu comi sua mae ontem” and “opinião sobre caras... 💬 pau pequeno”.
- Dedicated caregiver: Shows attachment to pets and protective instincts, mentioning her cat Whiskey fondly in “whiskey roubando minha cama” and being called “Capitã Williams” in “Sou teu fã, Capitã Williams!”, implying a responsible role.
Weaknesses:
- Self-loathing: Frequently describes herself harshly, calling her life and existence awful in “como vai a vida? 💬 uma grande merda” and “conte sobre o pior desgosto... 💬 nascer”.
- Avoidant intimacy: Admits pushing people away to avoid being hurt in “eu me pego esperando o abandono... eu mesma me empurro pra longe” and shuts down access with “como que pode te conhecer melhor? 💬 nao pode”.
- Hostile communication: Resorts to aggression and insults, e.g. “vai tomar no cu” and calling Volkomenn “insupportável, mina chata da porra” in “essa volkomenn é insuportável, mina chata da porra”.
- Pessimistic outlook: Expresses a bleak view of life and relationships in “a vida? 💬 uma grande merda”, “no momento como que vc esta se sentindo? 💬 um grande tolete de bosta”, and disbelief that others like her in “nem eu gosto de mim, qm dira os outros”.
- Closed-off boundaries: Often refuses connection or casual involvement, as in “vc está aberto a ter apenas uma coisa casual...? 💬 nao to aberta a caralho nenhum” and “o que devo de fazer para ganhar o seu coração 💬 nada, nao vai ganhar”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson, especially in the way she balances emotional intensity, intelligence, and a strong moral core. Like Lisa, she’s introspective and openly vulnerable about mental health and self-worth, as seen when she answers Tellonym with lines like “nem eu gosto de mim, qm dira os outros” and “no momento como que vc esta se sentindo? 💬 um grande tolete de bosta”. She’s clearly talented and driven (music and leadership) in a very Lisa-like way, noting that she plays multiple instruments in “violão, baixo e guitarra” and being referred to as “Capitã Williams” in “Sou teu fã, Capitã Williams!”, which hints at responsibility and competence. Like Lisa’s fierce loyalty to the people she loves, this user is intensely devoted and protective, constantly hyping her partner in tweets like “amar a agatha é a coisa mais fácil da minha vida” and defending friends in “Caralho, deixem a Mitsuki em paz. Vocês são insuportáveis.”. The sarcastic, sometimes abrasive humor — for example “opinião sobre caras que sempre brincam com os sentimentos de garotas? 💬 pau pequeno” — fits Lisa’s sharper, more jaded teen/young-adult portrayals rather than a more chaotic Bart or oblivious Homer. Overall she reads as a grown-up, queer, guitar-playing Lisa Simpson: gifted, emotionally complex, a bit world-weary, but deeply caring under the snark.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with others, joke with followers, and openly narrate their feelings and relationships, e.g. loudly announcing a new relationship in “OI TL EU TO NAMORANDO” and bantering via Tellonym in “se eu mandar dm você responde? 💬 depende”. Their style is strongly Intuitive: they naturally drift into metaphor and introspection, as in “Tem algo de cruel em tentar se reconstruir quando o que te quebrou ensinou que sentir é perigoso...”, focusing on meaning and emotional patterns more than concrete details. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: values and emotions dominate their decisions and tweets—defending friends in “Caralho, deixem a Mitsuki em paz. Vocês são insuportáveis.” and overflowing affection for Agatha in “amar a agatha é a coisa mais fácil da minha vida”, even when expressed with blunt humor like “opinião sobre caras que sempre brincam com os sentimentos de garotas? 💬 pau pequeno”. Finally, they look more Perceiving than Judging: they present themselves as chaotic, spontaneous and resistant to structure, as in “como vai a vida? 💬 uma grande merda” and “vc está aberto a ter apenas uma coisa casual com alguém? 💬 nao to aberta a caralho nenhum”, while joking about going with the flow rather than following rigid plans. Taken together—the loud social energy, metaphor-heavy introspection, emotional focus, and anti-structure attitude—ENFP best fits their online persona.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if your type is just “woman”, does that mean I can skip the Tellonym form and apply directly to Captain Williams’ heart, or do I still need Whiskey’s approval first?
- You play guitar, bass, and do patrols, but the only thing I really want you to lead is a mission straight into a relationship—don’t worry, I promise less drama than your TL and more cuddles than your cat stealing your bed.
- You once said you couldn’t imagine getting married and later started calling Agatha your wife… I’m just saying, if you ever decide to adopt another emotionally damaged disaster, I fill the ‘feral but loyal’ slot pretty well.
- You hate that you can’t biologically get your girlfriend pregnant, but honestly? The way you talk about her, you’re already over here conceiving entire universes of soft future domesticity—wanna co‑write one with me or is the Agatha monopoly permanent?
- You went from ‘that Volkomenn is insufferable’ to ‘my namorada, esposa linda, amor da minha vida’ in record time; I’m not trying to replace her, I just wanna know if you also offer enemies‑to‑lovers speedruns for new applicants.
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Ellie Williams | guitarist, captain & cat mom to Whiskey. Once tried to join patrols five months pregnant—now I patrol riffs, deadlines & one very loved wife.– @GUTSNGUITAR
Your signature cocktail
Savage Whiskey Williams
This cocktail starts with smoky American whiskey because she literally named her cat Whiskey and flexes it like a personality trait, as in “whiskey roubando minha cama” and “qual o nm do seu gato 💬 whiskey!!”. Dark berry liqueur brings the goth-romantic, batty girlfriend vibes of “minha morceguinha, o amor da minha vida” and the intense devotion in “amar a agatha é a coisa mais fácil da minha vida”. Lime juice with sea salt stands for her sharp tongue and salty humor, like “opinião sobre caras que sempre brincam com os sentimentos de garotas? 💬 pau pequeno” and “qual é seu tipo 💬 mulher”. A dash of bitters captures the self-deprecating, heavy mood of “no momento como que vc esta se sentindo? 💬 um grande tolete de bosta” and “como vai a vida? 💬 uma grande merda”, giving the drink emotional depth. Finally, the foamed sweetened coconut milk on top is the soft, protective layer she shows for the people she loves – the tender wife/girlfriend energy in “devo tudo a minha esposa linda maravilhosa kamy, o ar que eu respiro” and the fiercely in-love posts like “OI TL EU TO NAMORANDO”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This account shows a classic Gryffindor blend of courage, protectiveness, and impulsive honesty. They repeatedly jump to defend people they care about, like when they call out harassment directly in “Caralho, deixem a Mitsuki em paz. Vocês são insuportáveis.”, which is a very “charge into the fight” move. Their blunt, confrontational way of answering Tellonym questions — for example calling out people with “opinião sobre caras que sempre brincam com os sentimentos de garotas? 💬 pau pequeno” and snapping back with “vai tomar no cu” — signals a fearless, hot-headed temperament rather than calculated diplomacy. At the same time, they’re fiercely devoted to their partner, loudly and proudly claiming her in tweets like “amar a agatha é a coisa mais fácil da minha vida, e eu não poderia estar mais feliz do que agora podendo chamar ela de minha.” and the exuberant announcement “OI TL EU TO NAMORANDO”, which fits Gryffindor’s bold, heart-on-sleeve style. Even their self-destructive humor and willingness to admit vulnerability, as in “Tem algo de cruel em tentar se reconstruir quando o que te quebrou ensinou que sentir é perigoso.”, read more like a brave confrontation with pain than quiet introspection, reinforcing Gryffindor over the other houses.
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Your song
Liability - Lorde
A well‑suited song for Ellie is Liability by Lorde, which captures feeling like "too much" and struggling with self-worth while still being intensely emotional and loyal. She often talks about herself in a harsh, self-deprecating way, like calling her life “a big piece of shit” in “como vai a vida? 💬 uma grande merda” and saying her worst heartbreak was simply “nascer”. At the same time, she has a deep fear of abandonment and self-sabotage, shown in “Às vezes eu me pego esperando o abandono… E quando não vem, eu mesma me empurro pra longe, como se fosse o certo a fazer.”, which mirrors the song’s theme of pushing people away because you feel like a burden. Yet, like the tender undercurrent in Liability, she loves fiercely and vulnerably—her devotion to Agatha is constant, from “amar a agatha é a coisa mais fácil da minha vida” to saying “ela é tudo que eu mais quero nesse mundo” in this tweet. All of this—raw self-loathing, fear of being "too much," and overwhelming love—aligns closely with the emotional core and lyrics of Liability.
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