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Your Simpsons character
Like Milhouse, Ian displays an overwhelming sense of social desperation and a constant, tragic yearning for acceptance and companionship. He frequently posts heartbreaking pleas for connection, such as “i just want friends please fucking talk to me” and “pls someone love me or atleast act like you do”, mirroring Milhouse's pathetic yet earnest attempts to be popular or loved. His status as a self-described “favourite little junkie” who feels “everyone lowkey hating me” aligns with the Simpsons character's role as the perpetual underdog who is often ignored or mistreated. Ultimately, both Ian and Milhouse share a core vulnerability, often admitting to “bad coping skills” while navigating a world where they feel fundamentally alone.

Your MBTI personality Type
Ian exhibits strong Introversion (I) and Feeling (F) traits, as his feed is a deeply personal and emotional stream of consciousness centered on his internal suffering and a desperate “wish i had a friend”. His focus on existential dread and metaphorical imagery, such as wanting to “spread my wings and fly far far away”, points toward Intuition (N) over concrete reality. The lack of structure in his life and his raw, unfiltered admissions like “I'm not a bad person i just have bad coping skills” suggest a Perceiving (P) preference, driven by immediate emotional states rather than organized planning. Ultimately, his tweets reflect the 'Mediator' archetype in a state of distress, constantly seeking ideal connections while feeling that “none of us are real”.

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Digital artist and sketch enthusiast based in Germany. Once spent three hours trying to draw the perfect hand; now I just stick to portraits. Let’s talk art!– @gutz_eatr

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a bittersweet mix reflecting a 'sick boy' who is “alive, not living”. The base of Jägermeister pays homage to his German connection and his anticipation to “krieg hoffentlich bald zeug von meinem plug”. The drink is dyed a deep red with grenadine to match his claim of “wrist bleeding”, creating a visual as dramatic as his social media presence. Despite the harsh flavors, it is finished with a sweet cherry because he is “so fucking desperate” for someone to love him. It's a strong, experimental drink for anyone who identifies as a “favourite little junkie”.

Your Hogwarts House
Ian exhibits the intense self-preservation and social hierarchy focus typical of Slytherin, often viewing relationships through a lens of personal need and desperation. He demonstrates a resourceful, albeit dark, self-awareness regarding his behavior, stating “I'm not a bad person i just have bad coping skills”. His ambition is centered on social acquisition, where he is willing to manipulate his own persona to achieve his ends, pleading “i can be normal just for you please just talk to me”. Furthermore, his preoccupation with how others perceive him—“everyone lowkey hating me fuck did i do bru???”—and his prideful identification as a “favourite little junkie” align with the house's tendency toward individualistic identity and raw, unfiltered ambition for validation.

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The user's timeline is dominated by feelings of worthlessness and a desperate, unrequited longing for connection, much like the themes in Creep. Ian explicitly expresses his alienation and desire for affection, tweeting, “pls someone love me or atleast act like you do i'm so fucking desperate”. His struggle with self-image and feeling like an outsider is captured when he says, “I'm not a bad person i just have bad coping skills”. Furthermore, his recurring plea to be seen as 'normal'—“i can be normal just for you please just talk to me”—mirrors the song’s focus on the pain of not belonging. This profound sense of loneliness and self-deprecation creates a direct emotional parallel to the melancholic and isolated atmosphere of the track.

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