Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humor: His tweets are filled with witty remarks and jokes, such as 'ağlama seansı var kimler müsait' (There's a crying session, who's available?), showcasing his sense of humor.
- Confidence: He confidently boasts about his legal experience, saying 'ceza davası tecrübeniz var mı? var bremin avukat olarak 6 yıl vatandaş olarak 10 12 yıl' (Do you have experience in criminal cases? Yes, I have 6 years as a lawyer and 10-12 years as a citizen).
- Resilience: Despite the challenges of his profession, he maintains a positive attitude, evident in his tweet 'sizi bilmem ama ben işe gelmeyi seviyorum ya' (I don't know about you, but I love coming to work).
- Loyalty: He shows loyalty to his clients, as seen in his tweet 'Altınları mahkemede kazanamazsak çalıyoruz, her türlü kazanıyosunuz yani bize ulaşın' (If we can't win the gold in court, we'll steal it, you'll win either way, so contact us).
- Tech-savviness: He demonstrates knowledge of technology, mentioning bitcoin trading in his tweet 'ne kadar birikmişim varsa az önce 62700 dolar seviyesinden bitcoin alıp portföyüme takviye yaptım' (I just bought bitcoin at $62,700 to add to my portfolio).
Weaknesses:
- Irreverence: His tweet 'Kent pavyonları da istiyoruz' (We want city brothels too) shows a disregard for societal norms and a lack of professionalism.
- Exaggeration: He tends to exaggerate, as seen in his tweet 'Altınları mahkemede kazanamazsak çalıyoruz' (If we can't win the gold in court, we'll steal it), which suggests an unethical approach.
- Provocative: Some of his tweets, like 'Okulu naptın? Askerlik bitti mi? Ne zaman evlencen?' (What did you do with school? Is your military service over? When are you getting married?), are unnecessarily provocative.
- Questionable Ethics: He seems to have a relaxed attitude towards unethical behavior, evident in his tweet 'salın artık' (just let him go) about a famous singer's legal troubles.
- Impulsiveness: His tweet 'galiba dövücem ben bunu' (I think I'll beat this one up) suggests a tendency towards impulsive and aggressive behavior.
Your Simpsons character
Lionel Hutz
Güven's character bears striking similarities to Lionel Hutz, the incompetent yet charismatic lawyer from The Simpsons. Like Hutz, Güven seems to have a penchant for bending the rules and making outrageous claims, evident in his tweet 'Altınları mahkemede kazanamazsak çalıyoruz' (If we can't win the gold in court, we'll steal it). He also shares Hutz's tendency for self-promotion and exaggeration, boasting about his experience in criminal cases as both a lawyer and a citizen. However, like Hutz, Güven's irreverent humor and loyalty to his clients endear him to his followers.
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Some pickup lines for you
- Hey, are you a lawsuit? Because you've got a case for stealing my heart.
- If you were a criminal case, I'd work day and night to get you acquitted.
- You must be a foreclosure, because you've got my heart seized.
- Are you a legal brief? Because you've got all the supporting evidence for why we should go out.
- Is your name Güven? Because you've got me falling for you.
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Attorney at law, President of Istanbul Bar Association No. 3. Experienced in criminal cases, foreclosures, and legal maneuvers. Equal parts wit and grit, I navigate the intricacies of law with a touch of humor. Need a lawyer who fights for you? 'If your head's in trouble, call Güven on the double.'– @guvenkurtulben
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Slytherin
Güven's cunning and ambition, coupled with his disregard for rules and societal norms, make him a perfect fit for Slytherin house. His tweet 'Altınları mahkemede kazanamazsak çalıyoruz, her türlü kazanıyosunuz yani bize ulaşın' (If we can't win the gold in court, we'll steal it, you'll win either way, so contact us) shows a willingness to bend the rules to achieve his goals, a trait valued by Slytherins. Additionally, his provocative tweets like 'Kent pavyonları da istiyoruz' (We want city brothels too) and 'Okulu naptın? Askerlik bitti mi? Ne zaman evlencen?' (What did you do with school? Is your military service over? When are you getting married?) demonstrate a disregard for societal norms, another characteristic of Slytherin house.
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Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
The song 'Bohemian Rhapsody' by Queen would be a fitting choice for Güven due to its eccentric, genre-bending nature and its themes of defiance and irreverence. Just as the song seamlessly blends different musical styles, Güven's tweets showcase a blend of humor, wit, and provocative statements, such as 'Okulu naptın? Askerlik bitti mi? Ne zaman evlencen?' (What did you do with school? Is your military service over? When are you getting married?) and 'galiba dövücem ben bunu' (I think I'll beat this one up). Additionally, the song's lyrics about not caring what others think and embracing one's true self resonate with Güven's disregard for societal norms and his unapologetic attitude.
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