Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Their entire feed is dedicated to Guy Gardner, repeatedly expressing intense affection like “i loev guy so much it hurts and im not joking it physically hurts”.
- Creative: They invent AUs, headcanons, and visual jokes, such as glu college au and “(lu, first time at warriors) hey king you come here often (guy, owner of the bar)”.
- Community‑oriented: They build spaces for fans, like the ‘gardnerling’ Discord in “guys it's done . the gardnerling server” and ask for rule suggestions and ideas from others.
- Affectionate: They express warmth openly, both towards the character and followers, as in “heyguygs😢 sorry for not being on that much , i don't feel the best…”.
- Playful: Their humor is light and silly, like “going into my bathroom at 3 A.M… saying 'GUY GARDNER GUY GARDNER GUY GARDNER'” and inventing ‘ghursday’ in “we need a new day of the week called ghursday”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑critical: They worry about their worth and presence, e.g. “i hope you guys dont think i dont connect w him that much anymore”, showing insecurity about how others perceive them.
- Paranoid: They explicitly mention anxiety about being seen as cringe, as in “priv for a while because I'm a bit paranoid on irls finding me being cringe online”.
- Overattached: Their mood seems heavily tied to the character, like “when I get sad I look at them and instantly get happy” and repeated “I need him” posts, suggesting emotional dependence.
- Emotionally‑intense: They describe physical reactions to feelings, as in “thought of guy being soft and vulnerable and felt such a strong emotion my nerves ached”, which can be exhausting for them.
- Self‑neglecting: They mention uni and mental health struggles like “I havent been active because I've been focusing on uni and mental healtg” while also overworking on fan content, suggesting difficulty balancing self‑care and fandom projects.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, extremely fixated on a niche interest, and also quietly academic and anxious. Like Lisa with jazz and causes, this user has built their whole online identity around Guy Gardner, gushing with over-the-top feeling in posts like “i loev guy so much it hurts and im not joking it physically hurts i see him and i feel like squishing him as i scream and cry a little because i like him”. There’s also a thoughtful, slightly self-conscious side, visible when they say they’ve been focusing on “uni and mental healtg” and reassure followers “but I'm still very guy coded okay....”, and when they go priv because they’re “a bit paranoid on irls finding me being cringe online” in this tweet. The way they organize fandom spaces, like making a Discord server for “gardnerlings” in “guys it's done . the gardnerling server”, parallels Lisa’s tendency to build clubs and communities around what she loves. Overall, they read as an excitable, creative, slightly neurotic nerd with big feelings and strong dedication—very Lisa-coded, just with comics instead of jazz.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: they often mention privacy and discomfort with exposure, like feeling better on a private account “priv for a while because I'm a bit paranoid on irls finding me being cringe online 💔” and worrying about how they’re perceived when less active “sorry for not being on that much , i don't feel the best and decided to keep my care for guy private for a while ,,, i hope you guys dont think i dont connect w him that much anymore”. They’re strongly Intuitive, living in headcanons and hypotheticals rather than grounded facts, e.g. spinning whole scenarios and AUs out of nothing “making headcanons for my yumeship who never canonically interacted” and imagining new days of the week just for a bit “we need a new day of the week called ghursday just so we can have guy gardner ghursday”. Their communication is overwhelmingly Feeling-driven: they focus on emotional experience and attachment instead of logic, like describing physical emotion from affection “i loev guy so much it hurts and im not joking it physically hurts i see him and i feel like squishing him as i scream and cry a little because i like him” and using melodramatic imagery for comfort and pain “lu overheats and dies after being covered in 778 pillows because guy wanted to comfort her during her cramps #sad #verysadstory #doomedglu”. They skew Perceiving: their timeline is spontaneous, reactive, and full of in-the-moment bursts like “gggffggggfgrgggrgfrmmmmm”, and even structured things (Discord server, rules, playlists) are approached playfully and somewhat loosely, as in “Guys rules sugestions . do I even put them or does everyone know how to be a good human” and “GLU playlist, I think . I don't know . I'm not good with playlist making”. Putting this together—introverted, fantasy-heavy, intensely emotional, and flexible rather than rigid—they best match INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying you want Guy ‘fatter with more bulk’ and I totally support that, but have you considered adding one more bulky, loudmouthed disaster to your life… namely me?
- So you go into the bathroom at 3 A.M. and chant ‘GUY GARDNER GUY GARDNER GUY GARDNER’ in the mirror… if I do the same, do I unlock access to the Gardnerling server and a date with its cutest admin?
- You baked and ate cake for Guy’s birthday, your mom made you a Green Lantern ring out of coconut skin, and you literally made a whole Discord for him—if that’s how you treat fictional men, I’m terrified (and a little hopeful) of how sweet you’d be to someone real.
- You said you’re ‘a bit paranoid of irls finding you being cringe online’ but you also yell things like ‘GUY CANTANDO GGGGRRRG RRRRRRRRR GUYYYY’ in all caps. I promise not to expose you… if you take me to Warriors for a glu-style bar date.
- You once said you miss drawing Guy and glu so much your head hurts—if it helps, you’re welcome to project that yumeship energy onto me; I’ll happily be the beta man to your sigma woman romance arc.
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Full-time Guy Gardner researcher, part-time uni student. Once got a coconut ‘power ring’ from my mom at the beach and took it embarrassingly seriously.– @guygardnersgf
Your signature cocktail
The GUYperventilating Glu-Fizz
This bright, fizzy cocktail is loud, sweet, and just a little unhinged, perfectly matching their caps-lock devotion in “I loev guy so much it hurts and im not joking it physically hurts i see him and i feel like squishing him as i scream and cry a little because i like him”. Green melon liqueur with cachaça nods to Green Lantern and their Brazilian vibes in tweets like “SUPERMÊ FICÔ FRACO” and “superman vai virar estampa de camisa”, while still hitting as hard as their hyperfixation. A cherry syrup swirl mirrors the way they make Guy go tomato-red from affection in “I don't know about u guys but I'm over here kissing Guy Gardner and he's getting as red as a tomato”. Sparkling coconut water is a playful tribute to “my mom excitedly exclaimed she had made me a green lantern ring today at the beach (its made out of a coconut skin”, keeping the drink refreshing despite the emotional chaos. Lime juice adds sharpness for their meme-y, slightly feral humor in “going into my bathroom at 3 A.M, turning all the lights off, looking at the mirror and saying 'GUY GARDNER GUY GARDNER GUY GARDNER'”, and edible star glitter reflects the spacey, dramatic flair of a person who would genuinely host a “gardnerling” server as in “guys it's done . the gardnerling server”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their defining trait is intense, consistent loyalty to a single beloved character and ship rather than a drive for status or glory. They repeatedly reassure others (and themselves) that their feelings for Guy haven’t faded, even when they’re unwell or busy, writing things like “heyguygs😢 sorry for not being on that much , i don't feel the best and decided to keep my care for guy private for a while ,,, i hope you guys dont think i dont connect w him that much anymore, because its not true 😞” and “hi guy..... i havent been active because I've been focusing on uni and mental healtg.... but I'm still very guy coded okay....”. This steady devotion extends into care-oriented actions like making a whole birthday treat just for him: “well ive been offline but i still love guy okay guuys . i baked and ate cake yesterday for his bday”. They also pour effort into building a warm community space instead of chasing clout, talking about a shared server and asking for input: “the server is in the making btw . anyone has any suggestions ? :3c” and “is there a guy gardner discord server or do I need to make one for the gardnerlings”. While they’re clearly creative and a bit impulsive, their core is dedication, comfort, and inclusivity—classic Hufflepuff energy rather than the ambition of Slytherin, the heroism of Gryffindor, or the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Teenage Dream - Katy Perry
A song that best fits them is Teenage Dream by Katy Perry, because their entire account radiates giddy, over-the-top romantic obsession with Guy Gardner. They talk about him like a real, life-ruining crush, saying things like “why can't I kiss guy gardner why does he have to be a comic character I need him to be real NOW I NEED IT NOW”, which mirrors the song’s intense, youthful longing. Their timeline is filled with melodramatic affection and physical yearning, from “I don't know about u guys but I'm over here kissing Guy Gardner and he's getting as red as a tomato” to “i loev guy so much it hurts and im not joking it physically hurts i see him and i feel like squishing him as i scream and cry a little because i like him”. The song’s mix of playful fantasy and sincere emotion also fits their self-insert yumeship energy, like when they gush about PDAs in “Lu is reserved and prefers to not do it much but guy does not give a FUCK he's the pda king and he does it anyway”. Overall, Teenage Dream captures their hyper, slightly unhinged, but genuinely heartfelt devotion perfectly.
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