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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson, a chaotic but oddly lovable mix of impulsiveness, clownish humor, and unexpected moments of sincerity. Like Homer, they oscillate between exaggerated horniness and self-deprecation, as seen in posts like “viado a próxima mulher q me chamar de papai vai sofrer as consequências no judiciario” and “muitas pra me dar, mas nenhuma pra me amar. isso me deixa genuinamente triste”. Their life revolves around simple pleasures and obsessions—games, anime, esports, food—captured in tweets like “Quero ser amado e jogar league of legends” and “V come macarronada hj Deus é bom o tempo todo”. They’re chaotic and impulsive in a very Homer way, whether it’s reinstalling Linux out of spite in “Fodase instalei linux dnv nao vai ter proxima vez pra microsoft reinstalar o copilot” or obsessing over ranks like “PQP EU V OEGAR CHALLENGER 2026”. Underneath the jokes and shouting, there’s a clear longing for affection and connection—Homer’s soft core inside a loud, messy exterior—evident in “busco mutual para amar” and “Continuo na jornada de acabar com a solidao de todas as mulheres solteiras”.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show clear Extraversion (E): they constantly reach out to others, seek mutuals and romance, and joke about their DMs being open, e.g. “Se vc e essa minha dm estq abrida”, “busco mutual para amar”, and “Oi vc fica com fa de pokemon”, indicating high social energy and engagement. Their humor and interests lean toward Intuition (N): they riff on ideas and meta takes rather than concrete detail, like critiquing generational behavior in “o mal dessa geração é querer se aparecer fazendo merda…” and questioning cultural trends in “Longe de mim querer invalidar vc ou sua doença, mas n é meio estranho sempre q uma doença fica mt conhecida vc começq a ter ela?”. The way they argue and joke is strongly Thinking (T): they’re blunt, analytical, and often critical, as in “metal continua sendo punheta pra maluco raso” and “Trabalhar numa empresa de software onde ninguem tem a minima noçao de cybersegurança é definitivamente uma experiencia”, prioritizing evaluation over harmony. At the same time, they openly acknowledge feelings (loneliness, desire for love), but usually wrapped in irony or self-deprecating humor, like “muitas pra me dar, mas nenhuma pra me amar. isso me deixa genuinamente triste”, which still reads more like a T-type coping by joking about emotion. Finally, their lifestyle and tone are very Perceiving (P): impulsive gaming grinds and spontaneous decisions show up in “Fodase instalei linux dnv nao vai ter proxima vez pra microsoft reinstalar o copilot” and “Preciso... resistir... a vontade... de comprar.... mais um teclado....”, and they often comment on things as they happen rather than planning or organizing, e.g. “mlk tava pensando aqui q daqui uma semana ninguem vai lembrar dessa porra q odio do krl”. Altogether, the socially loud, debate‑y, idea-focused, and improvisational nature of their tweets best fits ENTP.

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Dev by day, League & Persona addict by night. Once played a state exam with vodka in a water bottle and still passed. Here for esports, games & chaos.– @gvshaco

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This cocktail runs on gamer fuel and chaos, just like someone who says “eu quaso sou viciado em dopamina” and grinds until “platina papai”. The cachaça with coffee is strong and a bit rough, mirroring early-morning queue pain like “Jogar lol as 7 da manha deveria ser contra a convensao de genebra”. Açai brings a sweet, Brazilian core for the guy who just wants to love and be loved, from “Quero ser amado e jogar league of legends” to “busco mutual para amar”. The tonic and lime keep it sharp, reflecting his sarcastic, slightly moralist edge in “Pergunta real, quando q 'moralista' virou xingamento?”. A dash of bitters is for the loneliness and romantic frustration of “muitas pra me dar, mas nenhuma pra me amar. isso me deixa genuinamente triste”, while the red chili hits like his horny timeline and explosive reactions such as “PUTA Q PARIU EU V GOZAR”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong ambition and a relentless drive to improve, especially in competitive games: their vow in “PQP EU V OEGAR CHALLENGER 2026” and frustration like “PQ O PRATA E TAO DIFICIL BICHO? SE EU N FIZER 1V9 EU N SUBO” both highlight a results‑oriented mindset. There is also clear strategic thinking and opportunism in relationships and social life, such as joking about taking advantage of breakups in “Pq tanta gente termina perto do natal?(longe de mim de reclamar rs)” and continually seeking specific types of partners in tweets like “Se vc é assim minha dm esta abrida”. Their tone tends toward cynical self‑preservation and a willingness to be blunt or cutting, as seen in “Longe de mim querer invalidar vc ou sua doença, mas n é meio estranho sempre q uma doença fica mt conhecida vc começq a ter ela?” and “metal continua sendo punheta pra maluco raso”. At the same time, they openly talk about manipulating or playing along with social dynamics—e.g., their joking mission to "end the loneliness of all single women" in “Continuo na jornada de acabar com a solidao de todas as mulheres solteiras”—which aligns more with Slytherin’s cunning than with Gryffindor idealism or Hufflepuff sincerity. While there are flashes of vulnerability and humor, the dominant pattern is ambitious, sharp, and strategically self‑interested, making Slytherin the best fit.

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A song that fits them well is Mr. Brightside by The Killers, because it mixes self‑aware sadness, jealousy, and humor in a way that mirrors how they talk about love and loneliness. They often express wanting affection but feeling overlooked, like when they say “Quero ser amado e jogar league of legends” and “muitas pra me dar, mas nenhuma pra me amar. isso me deixa genuinamente triste”. At the same time, they cope with frustration through irony and jokes, seen in posts like “busco mutual para amar” and “Continuo na jornada de acabar com a solidao de todas as mulheres solteiras”. The song’s theme of overthinking relationships and suffering in silence fits moments like “Me deixa de molho por quase 1 mes e dps volta como se nada tivesse acontecido kkkk Eu q n caio dnv nessa”. Overall, Mr. Brightside captures their blend of emotional turmoil, self‑deprecating humor, and dramatic romantic energy.

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