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Your Simpsons character
Gwart's sarcastic and critical nature, as seen in tweets like 'Base is the chain for people who love Ted Lasso,' mirrors Comic Book Guy's snarky persona. Both characters share a love for niche interests and a tendency to critique everything around them. Gwart's sharp observations, such as 'The Threadguy 75 list is like Forbes 30 under 30 for special needs kids,' align with Comic Book Guy's infamous catchphrase, 'Worst episode ever.'

Your MBTI personality Type
Gwart exhibits ENTP traits: extraverted, intuitive, thinking, and perceiving. His extraversion is evident in his engaging podcasts, such as 'Got to sit down with @JamesChristoph_.' Intuition drives his ability to analyze complex systems, as seen in 'Technically Ethereum needs at least $300T of economic security.' His thinking is showcased in his critiques, such as 'Tempo goes against everything we believe in.' His perceiving nature is evident in his adaptability and humor, like 'I started taking 5 mg of creatine daily and was able to double my iPhone screen time.'

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Crypto satirist, privacy advocate, and blockchain skeptic | Exploring the absurdities of finance and tech | Once lost my job keeping GDP off the blockchain | DM for podcasts, hot takes, and Hyperliquid tips.– @GwartyGwart

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The 'Blockchain Buzz' captures Gwart's sharpness and energy. Whiskey represents his bold and critical nature, as seen in 'Tempo goes against everything we believe in.' Espresso symbolizes his high-energy commentary, like 'I started taking 5 mg of creatine daily and was able to double my iPhone screen time.' Honey Syrup adds a touch of sweetness, reflecting his humor in tweets like 'I’m a huge privacy advocate when it comes to hiding parlays from my wife.' Orange Zest and Bitters round out the complexity, much like his personality.

Your Hogwarts House
Gwart's intellect, curiosity, and love for analyzing complex systems align with Ravenclaw traits. His tweet 'Technically Ethereum needs at least $300T of economic security to secure $300T in stablecoins' showcases his analytical mind. His interest in podcasts and discussions with industry leaders, like 'Got to sit down with @JamesChristoph_,' reflects Ravenclaw's value for knowledge. His skepticism and critical thinking, such as 'Tempo goes against everything we believe in,' further highlight his compatibility with Ravenclaw's intellectual ideals.

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This song's satirical take on wealth and fame fits Gwart's humor and critiques of the crypto world. His tweet 'Every few months one guy without a job asks a bunch of people on the internet without jobs how much money they would need to keep not having a job' aligns with the song's commentary on the pursuit of money. His sharp wit, seen in 'I lost my job today. I was the engineer at the Bureau of Economic Analysis in charge of keeping GDP off the blockchain,' matches the song's playful tone.

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