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Your Simpsons character
The account reads like Bart Simpson translated into anime Twitter. They’re chaotic, dramatic, and always a little bit in trouble, saying things like “this physics teacher can die bro im 14 I won't be needing this igsce bullshit till next year” and “get me out of here”, which matches Bart’s constant school-related angst and rebellion. Their sense of humor is loud, petty, and over-the-top, seen in posts like “whoever just unfollowed me without soft blocking will go to hell” and “im gonna shit my pants”. At the same time, they show a surprisingly soft, social side underneath the chaos: they care about moots and interaction, as in “like this post if u want me to write ur name in my handwriting” and the playful whining about flopping like “ih my god im not getting interactions”. The mix of edgy jokes, impulsive reactions (“if i flop one more time I am going to kill myself”), and underlying affection for friends is very Bart: loud, mischievous, sometimes reckless, but ultimately a social, emotional teenager.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted (E) because they constantly seek interaction and validation from their timeline, e.g. worrying about engagement in “ih my god im not getting interactions” and offering to draw for others in “if u hive me 5 gimmicks I will attempt to get out of artblock”. Their interests and commentary show Intuition (N): they jump between fandoms, meta takes, and patterns in fan behavior such as “noticing that #those alsnt fans NEVER ever question ivans sexuality… BUT when it comes to sua and mizi that shit is a on a different level”, which is more abstract and pattern-focused than concrete. They read as Feeling (F) due to strong value-based reactions and concern for people, like criticizing misogyny in “jjk fans when u tell them not to dehumanize women” and calling out racism in “being a black person in a arab country is hell on earth”, while often framing things in terms of how they and others feel. Their habits suggest Perceiving (P): they complain about school and IGCSE rather than structured planning in “this physics teacher can die bro im 14 I won't be needing this igsce bullshit till next year” and repeatedly change what they’ll do next (draw, watch Link Click, finish a movie) as in “wait i wanna finish this movie before i watch link click”. Overall, the high emotional intensity, social energy, rapid topic-switching, and improvisational way of living online align most closely with ENFP.

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Follie | 14 | he/him | anime & JJK overthinker. Once cut my eyebrow open with a razor before physics class. Trying to pass IGCSEs and not flop daily.– @gwemstonee

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This cocktail starts with a blueberry mojito base because they literally list their fave drink as “blueberry mojitos and 7up” in their get-to-know-me tweet: “name: follie… fave drink: blueberry mojitos and 7up”. A 7Up float with edible glitter captures their hyper-online, sparkly moothunt energy and constant promo vibes like “𓏽 ⠀#promotwt ⠀ ╱ ⠀ #moothunt… follie… read pinned b4 following”. A dash of bitters and chili syrup represents their sharp tongue and dramatic reactions, from “this physics teacher can die bro im 14” to “God all of u are soooo boring it's always drake redbull and fucking snapchat”. The charcoal-black sugar rim nods to their “blk he/him” identity and feeling like a black kid stuck in a place that doesn’t get them, as in “being a black person in a arab country is hell on earth”. Finally, a cotton-candy cloud garnish mirrors their cute, cutesy online persona and moots-obsessed theatrics from “i have noticed that although i have 182 followers, i am not receiving 182 gimmicks in my strawpage… i've had enough” and the chaotic joy of “HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH”, making it sweet, dramatic, and just a little unhinged—exactly like them.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a very Gryffindor blend of blunt moral conviction and willingness to pick fights over it. For example, they call out hypocrisy around politics and Palestine in a very direct way: “ur user name cant be leanindubai but say men support israel i bet u dont even know how hypocritical u sound rn”, and they openly criticize misogyny in fandom spaces: “jjk fans when u tell them not to dehumanize women”. They’re also quick to defend friends and boundaries even if it causes drama, as in “im gonna block anyone that goes against my denisse oomf bc of their boundaries”, which shows a confrontational protectiveness typical of Gryffindor. Their impulsive, high-emotion reactions to social flops and school stress — like “if i flop one more time I am going to kill myself” and “this physics teacher can die bro im 14 I won't be needing this igsce bullshit till next year” — reflect that fiery, dramatic temperament more than the calculated ambition of Slytherin or the calm steadiness of Hufflepuff. Overall, their loud opinions, readiness to argue, and protective streak toward moots fit Gryffindor best.

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The best song match is "STFU!" by Rina Sawayama, because it channels loud, sarcastic frustration while still being very online and self-aware, just like them. They constantly rant about people and fandoms with zero filter, like when they say “God all of u are soooo boring it's always drake redbull and fucking snapchat my god why are all of u bitches the same” and “project sekai fans are so sensetive oh my goddd”. The song’s mix of anger and humor fits tweets such as “this physics teacher can die bro im 14 I won't be needing this igsce bullshit till next year” and “being a black person in a arab country is hell on earth”, where they vent about real frustrations and unfairness. At the same time, their chaotic, dramatic posting style like “if i flop one more time I am going to kill myself” and “im gonna shit my pants” matches the song’s over-the-top emotional energy. "STFU!" captures that balance of rage, humor, and deeply online personality that defines their timeline.

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