Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially Inclusive: He expresses deep gratitude for new followers and friends, stating they “mean sm to me” regardless of interaction level.
- Accountable: He explicitly claims that if he offends someone, he will “take accountability” for his actions.
- Ambitious Gamer: He demonstrates a strong drive to excel, reaching “grandmaster 2” in Marvel Rivals competitive mode.
- Financially Independent: He cites being “employed” and having his own apartment as personal strengths.
- Goal Oriented: He tracks his growth closely, celebrating hitting “140” followers while setting sights on higher milestones.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive Quitter: He admits to “immediately left” games based solely on the enemy team composition.
- Interpersonal Conflict: He openly creates drama by trying to “win over” a friend's partner and insulting their current relationship.
- Poor Sleep Habits: He frequently posts about playing games until “4 am” or failing to sleep entirely.
- Validation Seeking: He repeatedly asks for followers to reach “niche celebrity” status and asks if he is annoying.
- Passive Aggressive: He uses his public platform to vent about wanting to “not be friends anymore” with mutuals.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Much like Milhouse, Matt is a self-proclaimed “niche celebrity” who is constantly vying for the attention and affection of his peers. He exhibits a desperate, unrequited romantic energy similar to Milhouse's pursuit of Lisa, specifically in his campaign to win over a friend by listing his “reasons i’d be a better man” than her current boyfriend. Despite his competitive streak in Marvel Rivals, he retains a sensitive, almost needy nature, often asking “guys am i annoying” or expressing a deep “need [for] oomf so bad”. Ultimately, his mix of gaming obsession, dramatic social pining, and the desire to be seen as 'cool' makes him the perfect match for Springfield's most hopeful yet frequent underdog.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Matt leans toward Extroversion as he actively seeks social interaction, declaring himself a “niche celebrity” and constantly asking “someone play rivals w me NEOWWW”. His Intuitive side is shown through his focus on online personas and social dynamics, such as creating a “Twitter Family” tree and theorizing about game updates. He is a Feeling type who prioritizes emotional connections, stating that his friends “mean sm to me no matter how much or little we interact” and frequently sharing his internal romantic drama. Finally, his Perceiving nature is evident in his spontaneous, late-night gaming habits, admitting “i still haven’t slept” and following a loose, stream-of-consciousness posting style.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Marvel Rivals Season 6? Because I've been staying up since 4 AM just waiting for you to finally drop into my life.
- I'm ranked Diamond, but I’d gladly solo heal for you any day just to prove I'm the caring 'niche celebrity' you deserve.
- I promise I’m a better duo than Gavin or your ex—I’ve got my own apartment, I can drive, and unlike Mayo, I’d never cheat on our rank.
- You said it’s greedy to be bisexual, but is it greedy of me to want to be the only oomf in your Twitter Family spouse slot?
- If we were playing Rivals and the enemy team was Hawkeye and Squirrel Girl, I’d still stay in the match as long as I was queeded with you.
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Diamond-ranked Marvel Rivals main on PS5. When I’m not solo-healing my roommates or debating breakfast in my boxers, I’m probably becoming a niche celebrity.– @gwoonstuh
Your signature cocktail
The Niche Celebri-Tea
This drink captures the chaotic energy of a self-proclaimed “niche celebrity” who is always “crine” in the group chat. The strong alcohol content mirrors the intensity of someone who stays up until “4 am” playing Rivals, while the bitters reflect the saltiness of someone who “immediately left” when facing a specific enemy team. Despite the “male manipulator music”, the bright blue hue honors his claim that he's actually “nice and caring” to those who know him. It's a complex blend for a guy who is “literally bisexual” and trying to navigate roommate drama in his boxers.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Matt displays a heavy emphasis on self-preservation and status, frequently fixating on his ascent to being a “niche celebrity” and celebrating his “hit tweet” milestones. His resourcefulness and ambition are evident in how he markets himself to reach “1 billion next” followers while maintaining a competitive edge in Marvel Rivals. He shows a classic Slytherin disregard for those who don't serve his goals, bluntly asking “how do i tell oomf i don’t wanna be friends anymore” and demonstrating cunning by listing “reasons i’d be a better man” to strategically undermine a rival. This blend of social maneuvering, desire for recognition, and high-ranking competitive drive perfectly aligns with the house of ambition.
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Obsessed - Olivia Rodrigo
Matt’s digital presence is defined by a chaotic, humorous obsession with his social circle and the competitive game Marvel Rivals. He frequently oscillates between self-proclaimed “niche celebrity” status and intense romantic pining, specifically for @gghealdiff, stating “the people and the streets want us together”. His feed is filled with competitive energy and social posturing, notably listing “reasons i’d be a better man” to win someone over from their current partner. This blend of ego, jealousy, and total immersion in the lives of his 'oomfs' matches the song's themes of fixation and social comparison. Ultimately, his admission that “there’s this one oomf that makes me wanna e date again” encapsulates the relentless, hyper-focused energy found in Obsessed.
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