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Much like Milhouse, Matt is a self-proclaimed “niche celebrity” who is constantly vying for the attention and affection of his peers. He exhibits a desperate, unrequited romantic energy similar to Milhouse's pursuit of Lisa, specifically in his campaign to win over a friend by listing his “reasons i’d be a better man” than her current boyfriend. Despite his competitive streak in Marvel Rivals, he retains a sensitive, almost needy nature, often asking “guys am i annoying” or expressing a deep “need [for] oomf so bad”. Ultimately, his mix of gaming obsession, dramatic social pining, and the desire to be seen as 'cool' makes him the perfect match for Springfield's most hopeful yet frequent underdog.

Your MBTI personality Type
Matt leans toward Extroversion as he actively seeks social interaction, declaring himself a “niche celebrity” and constantly asking “someone play rivals w me NEOWWW”. His Intuitive side is shown through his focus on online personas and social dynamics, such as creating a “Twitter Family” tree and theorizing about game updates. He is a Feeling type who prioritizes emotional connections, stating that his friends “mean sm to me no matter how much or little we interact” and frequently sharing his internal romantic drama. Finally, his Perceiving nature is evident in his spontaneous, late-night gaming habits, admitting “i still haven’t slept” and following a loose, stream-of-consciousness posting style.

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Diamond-ranked Marvel Rivals main on PS5. When I’m not solo-healing my roommates or debating breakfast in my boxers, I’m probably becoming a niche celebrity.– @gwoonstuh

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures the chaotic energy of a self-proclaimed “niche celebrity” who is always “crine” in the group chat. The strong alcohol content mirrors the intensity of someone who stays up until “4 am” playing Rivals, while the bitters reflect the saltiness of someone who “immediately left” when facing a specific enemy team. Despite the “male manipulator music”, the bright blue hue honors his claim that he's actually “nice and caring” to those who know him. It's a complex blend for a guy who is “literally bisexual” and trying to navigate roommate drama in his boxers.

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Matt displays a heavy emphasis on self-preservation and status, frequently fixating on his ascent to being a “niche celebrity” and celebrating his “hit tweet” milestones. His resourcefulness and ambition are evident in how he markets himself to reach “1 billion next” followers while maintaining a competitive edge in Marvel Rivals. He shows a classic Slytherin disregard for those who don't serve his goals, bluntly asking “how do i tell oomf i don’t wanna be friends anymore” and demonstrating cunning by listing “reasons i’d be a better man” to strategically undermine a rival. This blend of social maneuvering, desire for recognition, and high-ranking competitive drive perfectly aligns with the house of ambition.

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Matt’s digital presence is defined by a chaotic, humorous obsession with his social circle and the competitive game Marvel Rivals. He frequently oscillates between self-proclaimed “niche celebrity” status and intense romantic pining, specifically for @gghealdiff, stating “the people and the streets want us together”. His feed is filled with competitive energy and social posturing, notably listing “reasons i’d be a better man” to win someone over from their current partner. This blend of ego, jealousy, and total immersion in the lives of his 'oomfs' matches the song's themes of fixation and social comparison. Ultimately, his admission that “there’s this one oomf that makes me wanna e date again” encapsulates the relentless, hyper-focused energy found in Obsessed.

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