Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently turns everyday situations into jokes, like laughing at metro encounters and friends, e.g. “a menina ta lendo hot de fanfic aqui do meu lado no metrô to meio sem graça”.
- Affectionate: Openly expresses love and care for friends and idols, e.g. “vocês não tão entendendo eu amo muito a chaiany ela é minha utt” and “babu te amo”.
- Culturally engaged: Talks often about books, films, music, K-pop and TV, like being anxious to finish a book before the movie and commenting on groups like Enhypen, NewJeans and Stray Kids, e.g. “tava ouvindo the boys na 📍linha amarela”.
- Socially observant: Notices small, funny details in public spaces, such as the kid drinking matcha in Pinheiros and the old man in a ‘karma is a bitch’ shirt, e.g. “pinheiros é engraçado vi uma criança tomando matcha”.
- Self-aware: Reflects on their own habits and moods, like acknowledging anxiety with books and work fatigue, e.g. “to tao ansiosa pra descobrir o que acontece que to quase vendo o filme antes de terminar o livro”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive anger: Uses strong hostile language when upset, e.g. “ai to num odio vo **** o dono desse lugar pqp”.
- Harsh judgment: Quick to call others stupid or incompetent, e.g. “to comecando a acreditar que a chaiany é burra mesmo kkkkkkkk” and “eu tenho um ódio de gente que não sabe fazer slide”.
- Male-directed hostility: Shows strong generalized resentment toward men, e.g. “viva a misandria” and “queria que todos os homens do mundo *********”.
- Negativity streaks: Often focuses on complaints about city, transport, work and people, e.g. “e é claro que vou ter que abrir reclamação pro top nada funciona nessa cidade”.
- Work avoidance: Expresses a desire to skip or avoid work responsibilities, e.g. “por mim a gente finge que hoje é sexta e falta no trabalho amanhã” and “meu chefe querendo que eu trabalhe Oi? fio essa semana to de folga”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson best: sharp, emotional, and chronically online-brainy rather than bookish. Like Lisa, they mix righteous indignation with humor and pop-culture obsession, ranting about injustices in small daily things (“e é claro que vou ter que abrir reclamação pro top nada funciona nessa cidade”) and larger ones (“queria que todos os homens do mundo *********”, “viva a misandria”). Their intense fandoms (K‑pop, Twilight/Edward Cullen, BBB, etc.) and specific tastes show the same hyper-focused enthusiasms Lisa has (“meu deus eu quero um edward cullen”, “essa é pra quem chora ouvindo midnight sun”, “FREE NEWJEANS”). They oscillate between self-aware melodrama and self-care, bragging about elaborate hygiene rituals (“tomei banho limpei todos os cantinhos do meu corpo… EU SOU a pessoa mais cheirosa de sp”) and venting about anxiety or exhaustion (“to tao ansiosa pra descobrir o que acontece que to quase vendo o filme antes de terminar o livro”, “nao ironicamente o meu último trabalho semestral fez eu começar a odiar desenhar”). The mix of social conscience, arts/fashion interest (“acho que a coisa que eu mais ouvi na minha vida foi 'Vc que faz moda me da sua opinião'”), and dramatic, funny complaining feels much more Lisa than carefree Bart or laid-back Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly reference friends, parties, concerts and social settings, e.g. being at a churrasco where someone says BTS is better than BLACKPINK (“falaram aqui no churrasco que bts é melhor que blackpink pqp surtei”), and talk about wanting to watch what Juliano Floss is doing all day (“queria ficar o dia todo vendo o que o juliano floss ta fazendo”), suggesting high external engagement rather than low-profile solitude. Their style is very Intuitive (N): they exaggerate and riff on ideas instead of sticking to dry facts, like turning a simple observation into a humorous concept about God slamming all the emoji buttons (“deus dormiu em cima da mesa de emotes desse cara e ta apertando todos os botões ao mesmo tempo não é POSSÍVEL”) and making whimsical K‑pop/pop culture connections (“essa música é tão kpop”). They are clearly Feeling (F) over Thinking: their tweets are driven by emotional reactions and personal values—loving friends (“vocês não tão entendendo eu amo muito a chaiany ela é minha utt”), crying over Midnight Sun (“essa é pra quem chora ouvindo midnight sun”), and intense likes/dislikes about music and people rather than structured logical arguments. Finally, they skew Perceiving (P): they frequently talk about procrastination, changing plans and being late (“entao vo atrasa !”), wanting to re-decide outfits last minute (“ansiosa pra chegar em casa e redecidir minha roupa pra amanhã”), and generally responding to the moment more than following a rigid structure. Overall the blend of high-energy social life, playful imagination, emotionally expressive language, and flexible, spontaneous planning best fits ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You want an Edward Cullen, I’m more of a midnight sun situation: I’ll overthink everything, narrate my feelings in detail, and still show up sparkling whenever you press play on that soundtrack.
- You said you might watch the movie before finishing the book because you’re too anxious… wanna balance it out by taking things *absurdly* slow with me? Like, finish-‘Stranger Things’-season-1-before-we-kiss slow.
- As a fashion person constantly hearing “you do moda, give me your opinion”, can I get *your* professional take on whether we’d look better together in the Linha Amarela or holding eco bags from K-pop albums on a date?
- You, on the metro, listening to T-ara ‘Roly Poly’, spotting a guy with a Kill My Doubt ecobag, crying over Nayeon, NewJeans and Stray Kids… statistically speaking, I think the universe is begging us to be that annoying K-pop couple people side-eye on public transport.
- You showered, exfoliated every corner of your body, double-washed your hair, moisturized face and body and finished with perfume, declaring yourself the best-smelling person in SP – I believe you. I just think it’s scientifically irresponsible that I haven’t personally verified this data on a date yet.
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Fashion student on the São Paulo metro, crying over K‑pop comebacks, Edward Cullen, and bad slides. Once met the love of my life right after a shift.– @gyrodrop88
Your signature cocktail
Midnight Metro Cullen Fizz
This cocktail stays up late and slightly unhinged, just like them catching the metro exhausted yet still romanticizing strangers, as in “ai fico muito mal quando eu acho o amor da minha vida no metrô mas eu acabei de voltar do trabalho com uma cara derrotada”. The soju with a splash of espresso is strong, hyper and a bit chaotic, mirroring their anxious, overcaffeinated energy in “to tao ansiosa pra descobrir o que acontece que to quase vendo o filme antes de terminar o livro pqp pensa num bixo ansiosooooo”. Sparkling lychee soda keeps it sweet, poppy and a little k‑pop-coded, nodding to stanning idols and shouting things like “FREE NEWJEANS” and defending faves in “álbum de bosta que o enhypen lançou nem parece o mesmo grupo que lançou dark blood”. A coconut–argan syrup pays homage to their beauty/self-care arc in “tomei banho limpei todos os cantinhos... EU SOU a pessoa mais cheirosa de sp” and the desperate hair plea in “ai meu cabelo ta sei la precisando de um óleo de coco óleo de argan por 127 horas”. The salted grapefruit bitters bring in that sharp misandrist bite from “viva a misandria” and “queria que todos os homens do mundo *********”, balancing the sweetness. Finally, edible silver shimmer evokes their vampire crush fantasy in “meu deus eu quero um edward cullen” and their love for Midnight Sun in “essa é pra quem chora ouvindo midnight sun”, making the drink literally glitter like a drama-loving Cullen in the São Paulo sun.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This account shows a loud, impulsive, emotionally open personality that aligns most with Gryffindor. They frequently react in a fiery, confrontational way, e.g. threatening to complain to services or authorities like in “vo denunciar a conta das amigas da lais pronto acabou a amizade” and “e é claro que vou ter que abrir reclamação pro top nada funciona nessa cidade”, which suggests a tendency to jump into conflict instead of avoiding it. They express strong moral and emotional stances with zero filter, such as “viva a misandria” and the exaggerated wish in “queria que todos os homens do mundo *********”, showing boldness and a crusader-like attitude toward perceived injustice. There’s also a dramatic, almost heroic self-image in lines like “meu deus eu quero um edward cullen” and the fantasy of passionately confronting people in “ai to num odio vo **** o dono desse lugar pqp”. While they clearly care about friends and have creative interests, the dominant traits are courage to speak up, emotional intensity, and impulsive reactions—hallmarks of Gryffindor rather than the quieter diligence of Hufflepuff, the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw, or the strategic ambition of Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Midnight Sky - Miley Cyrus
The best-fitting song for them is Midnight Sky by Miley Cyrus, a track about messy freedom, late-night feelings, and unapologetic individuality. They’re emotional, dramatic, and chaotic in a fun way, like when they post “ai to num odio vo **** o dono desse lugar pqp” and then turn around to gush “meu deus eu quero um edward cullen”. Their love of pop culture, from K-pop to BBB and Gaga, shows up in tweets like “mamma mia é a melhor música que existe E TAMBÉM o melhor filme” and “hoje queria ser o gay que tirou a foto da lady gaga com as mãozinhas no gagacabana”, which fits the glamorous, references-packed vibe of the song. They’re also self-aware and a bit reckless in love and life, reflected in “ai fico muito mal quando eu acho o amor da minha vida no metrô mas eu acabei de voltar do trabalho com uma cara derrotada” and the intense misandry of “queria que todos os homens do mundo *********”, mirroring the song’s theme of breaking away from relationships and expectations. Finally, their dramatic self-presentation in “tomei banho… EU SOU a pessoa mais cheirosa de sp” matches the confident, I-do-what-I-want attitude at the core of Midnight Sky.
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