Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares suicidal thoughts and self‑image struggles, e.g. “I’ve wanted to die my whole life. I don’t know what’s wrong with me but I wish I was normal.”.
- Self‑aware: Recognizes patterns in their mental health and ambivalence about recovery, e.g. “I think the problem is I’m waiting for myself to WANT to get better, knowing that will never come.”.
- Humorous: Uses humor and memes to cope and connect, like joking about scales and routines: “Wake up Piss Weigh in Repeat”.
- Community‑oriented: Engages friends and oomfs in polls, tags, and priv posts, e.g. “Oomfs. Go look at my private. NOW. Thanks :з” and tagging oomfs in challenges.
- Creative: Shows creativity in baking, aesthetics, and themed posts, e.g. Milky Way cookies: “Chocolate chip Milky Way cookies going in the oven!!” and aesthetic threads like “Pics that come up when I search; Outfit, hair, makeup, aesthetic !!”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructive: Frequently endorses cutting and deepening self‑harm, e.g. “I need to cut so bad bro I’m gonna have to start bringing my blades to school again” and “I’m gonna cut deeper this time!”.
- Disordered eating: Actively reinforces ED behaviors and extreme restriction, e.g. planning long fasts: “Maybe I can beat my longest fast of 132 hrs…maybe I can try to get 6 whole days this time🤭” and “I’m such a fat fucking chud I need to starve and die”.
- Substance reliance: Uses and contemplates substances as coping tools, e.g. “I’m addicted to self harm, weed, caffeine, and FOOD.” and “Who thinks I should get faded”.
- Harsh self‑criticism: Talks about themselves in extremely negative terms, e.g. “I’m actually so fucking ugly oh my god…i literally need to die” and “I’m selfish and genuinely a bad person.”.
- Interpersonal volatility: Shows intense frustration and resentment in relationships, e.g. toward mom: “Oh my god bruh and she wonders why IM so fucking obsessive about plans and times for things and then she gets MAD at ME about it” and “My family doesn’t actually give a shit about ME they only care about how I’m affecting THEM”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The account fits Lisa Simpson best: someone very self-aware, intelligent, and sensitive, but also overwhelmed by depression, family conflict, and perfectionism. Like Lisa, they feel deeply misunderstood and invalidated by their family, as seen in tweets like “My family doesn’t actually give a shit about ME they only care about how I’m affecting THEM” and “I can’t tell my mom anything without her denying it or telling me why I shouldn’t think/feel that way.”. There’s also that mix of dark mental health struggles with a still-curious, creative side: baking cookies and doing aesthetic games (“Chocolate chip Milky Way cookies going in the oven!!”, “Doing another one of those cus I love doing them and OHMYGOD ITS SO CUTTEE 🤎Fashion 🤎Pantone 🤎Mood 🤎Food”) is very Lisa-core. Their intense self-criticism and pressure to be “better” or “smaller” echo Lisa’s perfectionism turned inwards, for example “Yeah I’m not recovering at least the times I didn’t eat and felt like shit I actually was accomplishing something but now try to eat normal and fail and gain nothing except WEIGHT”. Even their wish to be loved but feeling unlovable mirrors Lisa’s recurring fear of being fundamentally unlikable, as in “I just want a girl to love and to love me and also kiss sometimes but I’m genuinely unlovable, physically and mentally”. Overall, they read as a much darker, online-era Lisa: empathetic, thoughtful, and artistic, but crushed under isolation, mental illness, and a family that doesn’t know how to handle their feelings.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they often feel misunderstood and isolated, focusing on inner experience rather than external popularity, e.g. “I’m so fucking depressed and want to kill myself all the time and no one knows except my therapist and my little internet friends” and “My family doesn’t actually give a shit about ME they only care about how I’m affecting THEM”. Their heavy focus on internal emotions, meaning, and identity over concrete facts points to Intuition (N): they ruminate on recovery, self-worth, and identity like “I’ve wanted to die my whole life. I don’t know what’s wrong with me but I wish I was normal” and “Ion even know if I’m genderfluid anymore lowk😞 I think I was just really confused by my sexuality 💔”, which is more abstract than purely sensory. They clearly favor Feeling (F) over detached logic, making decisions around emotional pain, validation, and relationships, as in “I just want a girl to love and to love me and also kiss sometimes but I’m genuinely unlovable, physically and mentally” and “My ed feels safe and familiar and easy. I know recovery is hard but still. Idk if I’m strong enough”. Finally, their lifestyle is scattered, impulsive, and struggle-with-routines, fitting Perceiving (P) more than Judging: they flip between intentions and impulses (fasting vs binging, recovery vs relapse, sober vs hitting the cart) as in “I’m gonna try to be in a normal deficit because I do still want to lose weight but I want to try to do it healthily so I’m gonna try 1500 a day💔” right next to “I need someway to trigger myself into not eating again because I’m so sick of this”. Their intense emotional depth, idealization of love, and conflict between painful reality and a better imagined self are very characteristic of INFP overall.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said girls playing any instrument get you horned up — I don’t play an instrument, but I can absolutely orchestrate a date with cookies in the oven and Minecraft in the background. Does that count as a full symphony, Kylo?
- You put chopped-up Milky Ways in your cookies… so if we hang out, are we baking, getting faded, or both? Because I’m trying to be the new favorite flavor in your cart rotation.
- You said you want a girl to love and to love you and also kiss sometimes — I volunteer as tribute for ‘girl,’ and I come with bonus features: dog pictures, Minecraft co-op, and hyping every selfie you post.
- You did that Fashion/Pantone/Mood/Food thing and it was ‘SO CUTTEE’ — let’s do another one: Fashion: us in oversized hoodies, Pantone: the shade of your favorite cart, Mood: stupidly giggly, Food: your Milky Way cookies and whatever we accidentally burn together.
- You’re stuck in ‘67kg jail’ and I’m stuck in ‘thinking about you more than I should’ prison. Maybe we could both work on a different kind of progress: you recovering, me earning the right to call you my favorite Ankylosaurus of sillytwt.
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Your new Twitter bio
Kylo | Balancing dinosaurs, cookies, and mental health one day at a time. Once dropped a knife on my foot and still went back to baking.– @h1sch0olDr0pout
Your signature cocktail
The Ankylosaurus Aftercare
This cocktail hits hard and fast like their mood swings and self-destructive humor, fueled by a high-proof rum shot and espresso to mirror their addictions to weed, caffeine, and the constant urge to go to extremes, as seen in “I’m addicted to self harm, weed, caffeine, and FOOD. what is wrong w me😪🔫” and “Maybe I can beat my longest fast of 132 hrs…maybe I can try to get 6 whole days this time🤭”. The Milky Way cookie-infused cream is a nod to their chaotic baking era and soft side in “Chocolate chip Milky Way cookies going in the oven!! (I lit just put chopped up milky way bars into them lol)”, adding sweetness to all the bitterness. A splash of sour apple liqueur represents their sharp, ranty, slightly unhinged edge in tweets like “Why is everyone so fucking annoying and stupid i literally hate everyone” and their love-hate relationship with recovery in “Yeah I’m not recovering at least the times I didn’t eat and felt like shit I actually was accomplishing something”. The edible glitter or colored sugar rim reflects their thirst for attention, aesthetics, and oomf validation in “You guys hate me😞 I just want instagram followers 💔” and “Okay guys go look at my instagram AGAIN”. Overall, it’s strong but strangely comforting, messy yet carefully curated—just like someone who can tweet “Offially day 10 of being sober, this is the longest I’ve gone without smoking in like half a year lol” and then immediately ask “Gimme ONE valid reason not to hit my yart rn 🤨”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show strong loyalty to friends and oomfs and a desire to connect and support, even while struggling: they thank oomfs for thirsting on their socials in “Thank you to the oomfs and one in particular who are thirsting in my TikTok and instagram comments🥹❤️🩹” and constantly invite oomfs to check their priv in posts like “Oomfs. Go look at my private. NOW. Thanks :з”. Despite deep self‑hatred and hopelessness in tweets like “I’ve wanted to die my whole life. I don’t know what’s wrong with me but I wish I was normal. But since I can’t be I just want to be gone.”, they keep doing small, grounding, everyday things—baking cookies in “Chocolate chip Milky Way cookies going in the oven!!” and sharing playful polls and animal‑themed food ideas in “I’m gonna make a fun food poll but it’s gonna be animal themed so drop animals u wanna see PLEASE🙏”—which reflects quiet perseverance more than flashy ambition or heroic bravado. They’re intensely relational and fairness‑oriented, venting about their mom’s inconsistencies and lack of understanding in tweets like “My family doesn’t actually give a shit about ME they only care about how I’m affecting THEM” and “I can’t tell my mom anything without her denying it or telling me why I shouldn’t think/feel that way.”, showing how much they value being genuinely cared for and understood. While they have dark humor and self‑destructive impulses, there’s little of Slytherin‑style ambition, Ravenclaw intellectualism, or Gryffindor heroics; instead we see a Hufflepuff core of craving connection, showing affection to their circle, and enduring a lot of pain while still trying to be present for others. Overall, their blend of loyalty to oomfs, desire for love and mutual care, and slow, stubborn survival in the face of mental illness aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A well‑suited song is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish because it captures a mix of self-destructive impulses, numbness, and dark humor that shows up constantly on their timeline. They openly describe chronic suicidality and feeling broken, like “I’ve wanted to die my whole life. I don’t know what’s wrong with me but I wish I was normal. But since I can’t be I just want to be gone.” and “I’m so fucking depressed and want to kill myself all the time and no one knows except my therapist and my little internet friends”, which mirrors the song’s obsession with death and intrusive thoughts. Their addiction to self-harm and substances—“I’m addicted to self harm, weed, caffeine, and FOOD. what is wrong w me😪🔫” and “I need to cut so bad bro I’m gonna have to start bringing my blades to school again”—echoes the song’s themes of being controlled by your own darker compulsions. The way they use edgy, almost playful language about these topics, like “I haven’t even meant to stay clean for this long I’m lowenuinley just waiting for my bandaids to get delivered bc I’m too lazy to manually stop the bleeding LOL”, matches Billie’s eerie, detached tone. Finally, their struggles with identity, body image, and feeling unlovable—“I just want a girl to love and to love me… but I’m genuinely unlovable, physically and mentally 😹😹” and “I’m such a fat fucking chud I need to starve and die”—fit the song’s underlying sense of self-loathing and alienation beneath the dark aesthetics.
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