Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate Friend: Talks about loving and protecting friends, like treating all friends as partners in “'pq vc trata toda amiga como namorada??' PORQUE EU NAMORO TODAS ELAS mano eu juro” and worrying about the 'mother of my two kids' in “que a internet desse mlk caia e ele deixe de falar com a mãe dos meus DOIS filhos”.
- Creative Writer: Mentions Wattpad and multiple story/character ideas, like being @/skzwantsobadskz in “ja falei pra vcs que eu sou a @/skzwantsobadskz no wattpad???” and teasing projects such as Virgens in “VAI SAIR A PRIMEIRINHA PARTE DE VIRGENS espero que gostem”.
- Expressive Humor: Uses vivid, self‑aware humor even about stress, like “não importa o lugar que eu sentar, ele vai acabar grávido” and “gente eh tipo pegar pokemon” when describing friendships.
- Passionate Fan: Shows deep enthusiasm for fandoms and media, e.g. Stray Kids, NewJeans, Good Omens, Heathers, in tweets like “VAI SAIR A PRIMEIRINHA PARTE DE VIRGENS espero que gostem” and “ASSISTINDO GOOD OMENS AEEEEEEEE”.
- Emotionally Honest: Openly shares insecurities and health/mental struggles, like “acho que todo mundo me odeia nessa casa mais do que eu achava” and disordered-eating history in “depois de anos tentando comer mais e mais ate vomitar...”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive Posting: Tweets intense feelings in the moment, then regrets or cancels them, as in “apaguei mas foi pra não parecer que preciso dela” and “cancela a thread”.
- Self‑Destructive Talk: Frequently references wanting to hurt or severely criticize themself, such as “vou me matar” and “assistindo doona de novo pq to com vontade de me jogar de uma ponte”.
- Jealous Attachment: Shows strong possessiveness and jealousy in friendships/relationships, like “que deus proteja todas minhas amizades do meu ciúmes” and frustration about others talking to someone they like in “que a internet desse mlk caia e ele deixe de falar com a mãe dos meus DOIS filhos”.
- Negative Self‑Image: Talks about being disliked or not good enough, e.g. “parece que tem um tipo de padrão para as pessoas que param de gostar de mim” and comparing relationship skills in “como que pode ela gostar de homens e ter um relacionamento com mulheres melhor que eu???????”.
- Emotional Overload: Often overwhelmed by anxiety, family issues, and school, as seen in “ansiedade do caralho to sentindo minha barriga queimar” and stress about home dynamics in “acho que todo mundo me odeia nessa casa mais do que eu achava”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come across as an emotionally intense, thoughtful teen who overthinks everything and feels things very deeply, which lines up strongly with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they’re self-aware and introspective about their mental health and body, as seen in posts like “depois de anos tentando comer mais e mais ate vomitar e ganhar peso e depois de um tempo conseguir sentir fome eu perdi minha fome por causa de diabetes que eu nem tenho” and “ansiedade do caralho to sentindo minha barriga queimar”. They’re also very creative and narrative-driven, constantly talking about writing, AUs, and characters—e.g. “ja falei pra vcs que eu sou a @/skzwantsobadskz no wattpad???” and “escrever em primeira pessoa me deixa boba”—which echoes Lisa’s artistic, literary side. Their strong opinions and moral/emotional intensity toward friends and fandoms (like “que deus proteja todas minhas amizades do meu ciúmes” and “amo elogiar todo mundo”) feel very Lisa: fiercely loyal, a little dramatic, but fundamentally caring. Even the sense of being out of sync with family and resenting certain expectations, such as “cristo como eu odeio louvor” and “acho que todo mundo me odeia nessa casa mais do que eu achava”, mirrors Lisa’s frequent alienation from the rest of the Simpsons household.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They self-identify as INFP in their bio, and their tweets strongly match that: they are idealistic, emotional and very values-driven. Their introversion shows in how much they live in their inner world of media, crushes and writing instead of real-life crowds, e.g. rewatching Doona when feeling awful (“assistindo doona de novo pq to com vontade de me jogar de uma ponte”) and treating playlists as a life soundtrack (“amo ter uma playlist como uma trilha sonora pra minha vida”). They lean heavily toward Intuition: they romanticize experiences and turn everything into stories and symbolism, like calling themselves “the monk of lesbians” (“EU SOU O MONGE DAS LESBICAS”) and dramatizing friendships as ABO universes (“criem um grupo e tratem todo mundo como se fosse dentro de um abo pfvr”). Feeling is dominant: their decisions and reactions are emotional and relational, such as intense jealousy over friends (“que deus proteja todas minhas amizades do meu ciúmes”) and hurt when others stop liking them (“parece que tem um tipo de padrão para as pessoas que param de gostar de mim”). Finally, they are clearly Perceiving rather than structured: they procrastinate and improvise (“hoje eu tenho o teste da minha vida e nem estudei”) and frequently change course mid-plan or cancel threads on a whim (“cancela a thread”, “sexta eu surto e posto tudo”). Overall, the combination of introspective, fantasy-heavy, emotionally intense, and spontaneous behavior aligns most with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said friendship is like catching Pokémon — so, be honest, what ultra ball do I need to throw to officially join your party?
- Since you cried over Howl’s Moving Castle, can I be your Sophie? I’ll break your curse, carry your emotional baggage, and still hold your hand when the castle falls apart at 3 a.m.
- You said you smell really good — statistically speaking, that means I’m already 90% in love and just waiting for empirical evidence. When do we schedule this peer‑reviewed hug?
- You survive theater, Stray Kids chaos on the tl, flooded bathrooms and ‘merda de neve’… can I be the calm part of your hyperfocus era, the playlist you put on when you finally breathe?
- You’re the ‘monk of lesbians’, write ABO rps, and treat all your friends like girlfriends — I’m just trying to apply for the position of favorite omega: good vibes, emotional support, zero machista, benefits negotiable.
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Your new Twitter bio
17 • INFP writer & Stray Kids enjoyer • survives on playlists, snow complaints & overthinking. Once flooded a bathroom trying to be ‘possessive’.– @h4nniejiisung
Your signature cocktail
Casa dos Minsung Chaos-tini
This drink starts with white rum infused with vanilla and cinnamon for the dramatic, slightly unhinged theater kid energy and chaotic humor of lines like “assistindo doona de novo pq to com vontade de me jogar de uma ponte” and “ansiedade do caralho to sentindo minha barriga queimar”. Rose and lychee soda brings soft, romantic, princess vibes for the bio’s “pr𝔦nc͟e͟s͟s͟” and the way they flirt and love their friends, like “pq vc trata toda amiga como namorada??' PORQUE EU NAMORO TODAS ELAS mano eu juro” and “deveria ter dormido, passei a noite flertando com a garota que eu gosto”. A sharp hit of lime juice with a pinch of chili salt represents their blunt, funny Brazilian side and sudden mood swings, from “alfa machista é foda pra caralho, né??” to “ai como eu amo ser brasileira fico boba”. On top, sparkling grape juice keeps it playful and teen-safe while nodding to the way they celebrate little things like “VELHO primeira vez que durmo e minha perna fica com marca da coberta e eu ainda por cima tenho uma noite de sono gostosinha”. Finally, edible glitter and a tiny paper playlist tag reference their love of aesthetic and music-core life moments in “podem me chamar de louca, mas eu amo ter uma playlist como uma trilha sonora pra minha vida”, turning the whole glass into a sparkling, hyperfixated thread in drink form.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show strong Hufflepuff-style loyalty and care for friends and found family. They call themselves “the monk of lesbians,” organizing and nurturing their social circle in a playful but protective way: “EU SOU O MONGE DAS LESBICAS” and get genuinely upset when someone unfollows a friend: “QUEM DEU UNF NA MINHA FILHA REBECA???? ELA TINHA 37 SEGUIDORES E AGORA TEM 36 QUEM FOI O FDP”. They treat friendships almost like relationships and are openly possessive because they care so much: “'pq vc trata toda amiga como namorada??' PORQUE EU NAMORO TODAS ELAS mano eu juro” and “que deus proteja todas minhas amizades do meu ciúmes”. They also put effort into supporting and entertaining others, like making detailed threads and plans for writing for their community: “vou colocar todo meu aprendizado de moda numa thread” and “VAI SAIR A PRIMEIRINHA PARTE DE VIRGENS espero que gostem”. Even when overwhelmed, they still try to help and check on friends, such as juggling helping “little ruth” and worrying if “beluga” is okay: “eu lutando pra ajudar a little ruth descobrir sua senha enquanto tenho que ver se a beluga ta viva”. This consistent pattern of devotion, protectiveness, and service to their social circle aligns most closely with Hufflepuff values.
Your movie
Your song
traitor - Olivia Rodrigo
A song that best suits them is “traitor” by Olivia Rodrigo, because so many of their tweets revolve around intense, messy feelings about crushes, ex‑situationships and jealousy. They joke about being overly attached and possessive, like in “que deus proteja todas minhas amizades do meu ciúmes” and “'pq vc trata toda amiga como namorada??' PORQUE EU NAMORO TODAS ELAS mano eu juro”, which matches the song’s hyper-emotional, overthinking POV. They also talk about a "não relacionamento" in “hoje eu so uso preto, estou de luto pelo meu relacionamento não relacionamento”, echoing the heartbreak over something that wasn’t quite official but still hurt deeply, just like traitor. The dramatic swings between affection and bitterness in tweets such as “good luck, filha da puta” and “ixi amiga que problema grande” also fit the song’s raw, diary-like angst. Overall, their INFp, fandom-driven, hyper-romantic and slightly chaotic energy lines up perfectly with the emotional intensity and confessional lyrics of traitor.
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