Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Fandom Knowledge: Demonstrates deep mechanical and lore understanding, such as explaining Firefly's synergies and character backstory.
- Social Accountability: Displays personal growth by admitting to past transphobic views and advocating for better behavior.
- Boundary Setting: Clearly communicates interaction preferences by telling certain shippers to DNI to maintain their online experience.
- Work Ethic: Maintains professional responsibilities even when unmotivated or distracted by hobbies during office hours.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile Communication: Frequently uses aggressive language and insults, such as calling others “straggots” or “pathetic”.
- Exclusionary Attitude: Expresses extreme bias against content they dislike, even hoping for the cessation of male character releases.
- Conflict Seeking: Actively looks for negative interactions by requesting ragebait to fuel social media engagement.
- Compulsive Scrolling: Admits to being chronically online and unable to stop checking apps despite hating the platform.
- Impulsive Reactivity: Admits to making emotional decisions, like blocking the official Genshin Impact account out of sudden anger.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Kiri is a highly principled, socially conscious intellectual who isn't afraid to be the 'lone voice of reason' against the majority. They exhibit Lisa's signature activism and disdain for mainstream norms, frequently calling out “disgusting behaviour” and “straight ppl” who don't respect boundaries. Both are deeply passionate about their specific interests—jazz for Lisa, and characters like Firefly for Kiri—often providing academic-style “Firefly facts” to educate others. They share a cynical outlook on social structures, seen when Kiri rants about “not wanting to speculate with housing” or criticizes the lack of representation, such as noting “Genshin has 1 playable woman with pants”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
Kiri displays Introversion through a preference for solitary hobbies like Minecraft and a clear disdain for social office environments, stating “I hate office days cause I can't just scroll on tiktok if Im bored”. Their Intuition is evident in their deep analysis of narrative themes and character archetypes, such as exploring “what the figure of a Firefly resembles her own journey and her self reflection”. They exhibit Thinking by using logical consistency and lore evidence to debunk 'mischaracterization' in ships, bluntly telling others “you don't want to argue and have no arguments”. Finally, their Judging side appears in their organized approach to gaming and meta-analysis, meticulously calculating team compositions like “Castofly clearing as usual... this is much likely a 0 cycle”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you an E1 Tribb? Because even though I shouldn't work with your favorite break unit, I’d love to be the unexpected support that makes your Firefly shine.
- Forget the Renfe delays—I’d wait more than two hours at the station just for a chance to talk yuri and Umamusume with you.
- I promise I’m not a ‘hetslop’ enjoyer or a ‘green twink’ fan—I’m just a Ganqing believer looking for someone who appreciates a woman in power as much as you do.
- If you’re still looking for a good Aglaea team, how about we skip Sunday and Huohuo and just try a duo comp with you and me?
- You don't need a strawpage for ragebait today; how about you just give me a chance to be the 'happy ending' you’re always asking Chae to draw?
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Your new Twitter bio
Agender lesbian & bilingual tech professional. When I’m not 0-cycling with E6 Firefly, I’m dodging office days to catch the LCK. Passionate about yuri and tea.– @H4ppY_4vocat
Your signature cocktail
The Agender Avocado’s Yuri Sunrise
This cocktail packs a punch, mirroring a user who isn’t afraid to drop a 'disgusting behaviour once again but what can you expect from the straggots' when defending their ships. The smoky Mezcal base represents their ‘meltdown’ energy when seeing men in team comps, while the spicy jalapeño captures the heat of being ‘heterophobic (I am)’. To balance the bite, the drink features a bittersweet grapefruit finish for when they ‘hate office days’ or get ‘so mad I blocked genshin Impact’. Finally, it’s topped with silver glitter to honor their dedication as an ‘E6 Firefly main’.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Kiri embodies Gryffindor’s fiery spirit through their blunt, confrontational defense of their beliefs and their willingness to engage in 'ship wars.' They demonstrate classic Gryffindor boldness and a disregard for social harmony when they state, “I hate ship wars so much I'm gonna start using the hammer on ppl”, and “I'm exposing y'all cause you don't want to argue and have no arguments”. Their impulsiveness is evident in their reaction to game news, admitting “Got so mad I blocked genshin Impact on twt”. Ultimately, their habit of standing up against what they perceive as 'disgusting behaviour' or 'metscharacterization' shows a preference for courageous, if sometimes aggressive, advocacy over diplomatic Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw approaches.
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Girls Like Girls - Hayley Kiyoko
This song perfectly captures Kiri’s identity as an “agender lesbian” who is fiercely protective of yuri (wlw) spaces and characters. The lyrics mirror their online presence, which is dedicated to debunking 'hetslop' and advocating for sapphic pairings, as seen when they state, “I’m a lesbian I don’t like men” and express a desire for “2 women to kiss.” Kiri's defiant attitude against traditional gender roles and 'straight' shipping narratives, exemplified by their comment “I hope hyv stops releasing male characters,” aligns with the song's theme of normalizing and celebrating queer love. Ultimately, their digital life revolves around the same unapologetic pride found in the track's chorus.
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