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Your Simpsons character
Their mix of chaotic humor, casual edginess, and obvious affection for friends and partner lines up most with Bart Simpson. They openly clown around and use irreverent language, like calling their partner "a bit retarded" but adding "i still lov him" in “My bf is. A bit retarded but thats. Okay i still lov him”, which feels very Bart-style teasing-with-love. They’re dramatic and reactive about online trouble, complaining in [“Why did my bf get suspended :” and jokingly lamenting “Day 1 no twt 😭”, similar to Bart’s over-the-top responses to authority and punishments. Their bio and posts show they like controversy and subculture (mentioning pro-ana DNI and proship/anti discourse), echoing Bart’s tendency to push boundaries and annoy moralizers, as with “American antis talking about proshippers: imagine a burger..”. At the same time, their frequent cute posts about cats and their boyfriend, such as “My boyfriend's cat w”, show a softer, loyal side under the mischief, which fits Bart more than the other main characters.

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They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: their posts center on niche interests (House MD, kittens, boyfriend, online drama) rather than parties or big social circles, and they frame Twitter as a small personal space, e.g. “I #need more #moots to #interact with. #pls #Hashtag”, which sounds like someone trying to grow a modest circle, not a loud social butterfly. Their intuition (N) shows through in abstract, fandom-heavy and culture-commentary posts rather than practical detail: they joke about rating a real hospital because of a fictional character in “It's so funny that then actual Princeton hospital has 2.4 stars because people keep sending 1 star and saying stuff about a some Dr Gregory house mistreating them” and talk about queer history in “People who hate he/him lesbians/Lesboys wouldn't survive before Stonewall queer communities ;_;”, both very conceptual. They lean strongly feeling (F): affection and emotional bonds are central, with many posts about their boyfriend like “My bf is. A bit retarded but thats. Okay i still lov him” and “When u hurt me this is who u hurt btw”, plus concern about a beloved character in “I'm scared im like 6 episodes close to house md season 5 episode 20 😥😥😥 I love kutner too much i can't :(”. Their style is casual, emotional, and sometimes dramatic rather than structured or debate-oriented. Finally, they read as perceiving (P) because their tweets are spontaneous and in-the-moment (e.g. “Day 1 no twt 😭” or short reactions like “Vruh”), with little evidence of planning, schedules, or long-term organizing. The mix of introspective online life, emotional intensity, idealistic/queer-political remarks, and unstructured posting fits INFP better than other types.

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House MD analyst, kitten photographer & bassist’s partner. Once thought Princeton hospital reviews were real patient complaints about Dr. House.– @h4ppyl4ndf1ll

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This House MD-Tini mixes chaotic fandom, kitten softness, and a little bit of teen menace. Green apple vodka echoes their 🍏 vibes and sharp, slightly sour humor, like when they joke about Princeton hospital reviews and Dr. House in “It's so funny that then actual Princeton hospital has 2.4 stars…”. An espresso shot captures their intense, hyperfixated binge-watching energy and dread over Kutner in “I'm scared im like 6 episodes close to house md season 5 episode 20 😥😥😥 I love kutner too much i can't :(”. Chocolate milk foam is the silly, soft, slightly childish top layer that matches posts like “When u hurt me this is who u hurt btw” and their kitten love. A chili-lime rim salt reflects their sharp, sometimes biting jokes and national spice, nodding to “Q verguenza ser de sangre Argentina” and their unapologetic opinions. Finally, a gummy kitten garnish stands in for their love of cats and softness underneath the snark, like “My boyfriend's cat w” and their bio confession, “I like kittens and many other stuff ))”.

Your Hogwarts House
Several tweets point strongly toward Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, softness, and affection. Their obvious devotion to their boyfriend shows steady loyalty, like when they post “My boyfriend's cat w” and “My boyfriend got a bass!? What a fuck!!!”, celebrating even small details of his life. They repeatedly defend or worry about him, as in [“Why did my bf get suspended :” and then happily announce “Follow my bf hes back @raggedyannie_”, showing a supportive, ride-or-die attitude. Their love for animals and cute things, like “I like kittens and many other stuff” in the bio and posts such as “Aw”, reflects a gentle, caring disposition typical of Hufflepuff. Even when calling their boyfriend “a bit retarded” in “My bf is. A bit retarded but thats. Okay i still lov him”, the core message is unconditional acceptance—very Hufflepuff in its emphasis on love over perfection. While there are flashes of humor and edginess, the consistent pattern is loyalty, affection, and a focus on relationships over ambition or heroics, which fits Hufflepuff best.

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A well‑known song that fits them is Teen Idle by MARINA, which captures a dramatic, self-aware teenage sensibility mixed with dark humor and internet-y detachment. Their bio (“I like kittens and many other stuff )) / 17 (do not groom) | pro ana dni ^_^”) reflects that blend of cuteness and heavier themes that the song explores. Posts like “Day 1 no twt 😭” and “im gettin g killed. 😔” show a melodramatic, tongue‑in‑cheek attitude to their own emotions that matches the song’s theatrical angst. Their fixation on niche interests and characters, like “I'm scared im like 6 episodes close to house md season 5 episode 20 😥😥😥 I love kutner too much i can't :(”, echoes the way Teen Idle leans into intense feelings and attachment. At the same time, affectionate posts about their boyfriend and his cat, such as “My boyfriend's cat w” and “My boyfriend got a bass!? What a fuck!!!”, mirror the song’s undercurrent of wanting connection and meaning beneath the irony and chaos.

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