h4rukandroid
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Devoted Friend: He spends marathon hours on calls ('8.5 HRS ON CALL WITH LILLIAN') and actively asks to add people to community pages ('oomfies give me your name + a char if you wanna be put on th oomf page on my strawpage ^^').
- Creative Curator: He builds fan spaces and aesthetic pages ('strawpage', 'h4ruka is haruka sakurai milgram... android girl') and thoughtfully pairs music to ships ('for datastream (me n shakur) its Keitai Renwa... for cybervamp (me n hugo) its yoka ni mitorete').
- Honest & Open: He directly states personal facts and feelings, including 'I AM A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD WHITE TRANS GUY' and admitting emotional struggles ('I've been unable to clear my mind, pls send me things ^^').
- Supportive Organizer: He wants to centralize community spaces and help fans connect ('might make my own uma yume discord server', 'FOLLOW OOMFIE'), showing leadership in fandom coordination.
- Passionate Shipper: He confidently discusses yumeships on main ('im rlly comfortable talking about my yumeships') and celebrates shared ships with joy ('how it feels when oomfie adores the same ship as you').
Weaknesses:
- Emotionally Fragile: Being publicly accused and seeing people block him devastated him ('someone... lied about me saying racist... Im glad everything seems to have calmed down now though' and 'I think people who blocked me over that are stupid'), showing how deeply criticism lands.
- Social Anxiety: He says he's 'extremely embarrassed' interacting with strangers or adults and that his 'brain is on skittish horse mode,' which limits outreach beyond close friends.
- Easily Distracted: He admits constant distraction while working on fan content ('I promise im working on my strawpage guys im just always getting distracted') which slows progress.
- Over‑sharing Impulse: He vacillates between posting personal reactions and logging off due to backlash ('I think i'll just log out of twt or something for tonight...'), showing impulsive emotional posting that can backfire.
- Poor Saver / Impulse Puller: In game spending habits reveal a tendency to act on impulse: 'I suck ass at saving in umamusume wdym I pull as soon as I get a single pull.. I wanna save for cafe but I fear i am unable to bloody save.'
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Milhouse — awkward, earnest, very much a kid in a big world — is the best Simpsons match. Haru is a sincere 15‑year‑old who gets embarrassed and anxious interacting outside his friend group ('I get extremely embarrassed when i try interacting with ppl who aren't oomf'), worries about being blamed ('I'm being called a hypocrite'), and finds refuge in fandom and loyal friends. Milhouse's vulnerability and desire for acceptance mirror Haru's online pleas for understanding and his social retreat when things go wrong.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
INFP fits Haru: introverted and sensitive (he confesses 'I get extremely embarrassed when i try interacting with ppl who aren't oomf'), deeply value‑driven and feeling‑led (he's devastated by false accusations: 'someone... lied about me saying racist...'; he cares that others ask for his side), intuitive and imaginative (he lives in ships, headcanons and character aesthetics: 'h4ruka is haruka sakurai milgram... android girl' and 'for my main f/os, I hc Hugo as gay'), and perceiving in organization — flexible, distracted, and creative rather than rigid ('I promise im working on my strawpage guys im just always getting distracted', 'I suck ass at saving in umamusume'). Those quotes together map cleanly onto an INFP's internal, idealistic, and sometimes scattered style.
Some pickup lines for you
- If loving your strawpage is a crime, arrest me — but only after we trade 'oomf' stories over snacks.
- Are you Air Shakur? Because every time I see you my heart does a yume‑skip and I want more merch.
- Call me your 'oomf' — I'll stay on a call with you for 8.5 hours to prove it.
- I'd rearrange my whole strawpage just to make a tab titled 'You' — permission to add your face?
- Forget saving for the banner, I'd rather spend my pulls on getting your number (virtually) and being your biggest fan.
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Haru☆ / Kieran — 15 • trans guy • Haruka IRL. Fan curator & ship nerd (Umamusume, pjsk) — strawpage maker, art‑stalker, 'oomf' enthusiast. Here for cozy calls, awkward compliments, and building tiny fandom homes. DMs for collabs; please be kind.– @h4rukandroid
Your signature cocktail
Strawpage Swansong
The 'Strawpage Swansong' is sweet, sparkly and a little wistful — much like Haru's timeline. Strawberry nods to his 'strawpage' obsession, the soda keeps it light and fizzy for long fandom chats, lime adds the emotional tang he wears on his sleeve ('I've been unable to clear my mind, pls send me things ^^'), the banana garnish winks at a random craving ('should I check n see if my dad got bananas when he went to the shop?'), and edible glitter matches his love of cute art ('miraruby art on tl. all is good with the world'). It's comforting, bubbly, and crafted for midnight calls with oomfies.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Haru's loyalty, kindness, and community focus match Hufflepuff. He repeatedly puts effort into caring for friends and fans — 'oomfies give me your name + a char if you wanna be put on th oomf page on my strawpage ^^' — and comforts people with swans when things get nasty ('got some more hate. have some silly swans instead'). He is hardworking in his own way, building pages and considering a Discord ('might make my own uma yume discord server'), and values fairness, getting hurt when people block him without hearing his side ('they dont even have decency to ask for my side of things'). These traits favor Hufflepuff's steadfast community spirit over Ravenclaw's detachment or Gryffindor's bravado.
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Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus
The outsider, teenage, earnest tone of 'Teenage Dirtbag' matches Haru's mix of fandom obsession, awkwardness and raw feeling: he declares 'I AM A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD WHITE TRANS GUY' and repeatedly shows how emotional and embarrassed he can be ('I get extremely embarrassed when i try interacting with ppl who aren't oomf'). The song's unpolished teen longing pairs with his ship confessions ('im rlly comfortable talking about my yumeships') and desire to belong.
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