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Your Simpsons character
Much like Nelson, this user masks a deep sense of insecurity and social isolation with a 'cool' and edgy exterior, frequently expressing a bleak outlook on life and society. They struggle with feelings of abandonment and loneliness, noting “I feel like an outcast in my own server dude” and “I mostly want attention and that's the worst and most embarrassing part”. Despite their tough online persona, they show a desperate need for connection, admitting “I wanna interact with oomfs more but um too scared you guys are soo cooll”. This mirrors Nelson’s character arc in The Simpsons, where his bullying and cynicism often hide a vulnerable child who just wants to be included.

Your MBTI personality Type
Mercury exhibits strong Introversion (I) by describing themselves as an “outcast” who is “too scared” to interact with others. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their tendency to “think too long” about societal structures and their struggle with “psychosis” over abstract existential dread. They lean heavily into Feeling (F), making decisions based on intense emotional states, such as when they “hate everything” because they cannot help a friend. Finally, a Perceiving (P) preference is shown through their admission of “procrastinating” and having a “wip” discord server, indicating a preference for spontaneous, unfinished projects over structured plans.

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Digital artist and Roblox enthusiast. When I'm not making mega neons in Adopt Me, I’m working on new character designs. Commissions open via CashApp!– @h4xxingy0u

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This drink captures the chaotic energy of a teen who is “literally an adopt me god” while simultaneously teetering on the “border of going back into a week long psychosis” due to societal collapse. The bitter base reflects their deep-seated resentment, as they admit “I hate everything and there's nothing I can do about it”, while the spicy kick mirrors their controversial presence in the #prosaken community. Despite the dark undertones of the 'profic' lifestyle, the neon garnish reminds you they are still just “baby booing” and seeking any form of connection in a digital world.

Your Hogwarts House
Mercury exhibits a strong Slytherin focus on self-preservation and a desire for social standing, evidenced by their admission that “I mostly want attention and that's the worst and most embarrassing part”. They display a resourcefulness in seeking niche communities where they can be a leader, such as when they invite people to their “profic discord server” to find like-minded peers. Their cunning is further highlighted by their relief that people in their offline life remain unaware of their online persona, stating “I'm so glad none of them actually bother to check my Twitter dude”. Ultimately, their self-admitted tendency to “mimic them and their mannerisms” to fit in with others reflects a social adaptability often associated with the ambition to belong at any cost.

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The user portrays a quintessential image of modern teenage angst, oscillating between a desire for attention and a deep-seated hatred for society. They explicitly mention struggling with their mental health, stating, "I keep getting on the border of going back into a week long psychosis because of it I hate society and the idea of being alive and forced to work". This nihilism is coupled with a desperate need for validation, as seen when they admit, "I mostly want attention and that's the worst and most embarrassing part ughh kill me". The song's themes of feeling like an outcast and wasting youth resonate with their sentiment that "I even feel like an outcast in my own server dude how does that even work Gives me more reasons to abandon it all". Ultimately, their digital footprint reflects the Teen Idle struggle of identity, isolation, and a fixation on darker, taboo aesthetics.

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