Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Artistic Talent: Mercury creates digital art and offers custom commissions for money, as seen when they ask if “anyone... want art for 5 dollars”.
- Goal Oriented: They show significant dedication to gaming tasks, noting they “made two mega neons in like 10 hours” in Adopt Me.
- Self Aware: Mercury recognizes their own social tendencies, admitting they “mimic them and their mannerisms” when getting close to new friends.
- Community Builder: They take initiative to create social spaces, stating “I have a profic discord server” to bring like-minded people together.
- Transparent Communicator: They are honest about their emotional state and needs, openly stating “I mostly want attention” to their followers.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional Instability: Mercury struggles with intense mood swings, expressing that they “hate everything” and feel “on the border of going back into a week long psychosis”.
- Self Harm Urges: They struggle with relapse triggers, posting “I WANT TO CUT MYSELF AGAIN” after seeing specific content on their timeline.
- Social Anxiety: Mercury feels isolated in groups, mentioning they “make an excuse to leave” calls because they feel awkward and unable to contribute.
- Disturbing Ideation: They admit to graphic, violent fantasies involving “old roblox hackers... get gang raped by the admins” which they plan to draw.
- Medical Neglect: They post about physical ailments like “lacerations on my butt hole” on social media instead of seeking immediate professional medical help.
Your Simpsons character
Nelson Muntz
Much like Nelson, this user masks a deep sense of insecurity and social isolation with a 'cool' and edgy exterior, frequently expressing a bleak outlook on life and society. They struggle with feelings of abandonment and loneliness, noting “I feel like an outcast in my own server dude” and “I mostly want attention and that's the worst and most embarrassing part”. Despite their tough online persona, they show a desperate need for connection, admitting “I wanna interact with oomfs more but um too scared you guys are soo cooll”. This mirrors Nelson’s character arc in The Simpsons, where his bullying and cynicism often hide a vulnerable child who just wants to be included.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Mercury exhibits strong Introversion (I) by describing themselves as an “outcast” who is “too scared” to interact with others. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their tendency to “think too long” about societal structures and their struggle with “psychosis” over abstract existential dread. They lean heavily into Feeling (F), making decisions based on intense emotional states, such as when they “hate everything” because they cannot help a friend. Finally, a Perceiving (P) preference is shown through their admission of “procrastinating” and having a “wip” discord server, indicating a preference for spontaneous, unfinished projects over structured plans.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you an Adopt Me god? Because you just made a mega neon out of my heart in record time.
- I promise I’ll never block you or kick you from the server—I’d much rather be the 'best friend' you accidentally start mimicking.
- I’ve got five dollars and a Cash App, but honestly, your art is worth way more than just some Robux to me.
- Is it March 18th yet? Because I’m already counting down the days until I can finally interact with an oomf as cool as you.
- Forget the dumpster fire of the world for a second—how about we just go find some Chanekehs together so you don't have to worry about society?
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Your new Twitter bio
Digital artist and Roblox enthusiast. When I'm not making mega neons in Adopt Me, I’m working on new character designs. Commissions open via CashApp!– @h4xxingy0u
Your signature cocktail
The Probloxian Purgatory
This drink captures the chaotic energy of a teen who is “literally an adopt me god” while simultaneously teetering on the “border of going back into a week long psychosis” due to societal collapse. The bitter base reflects their deep-seated resentment, as they admit “I hate everything and there's nothing I can do about it”, while the spicy kick mirrors their controversial presence in the #prosaken community. Despite the dark undertones of the 'profic' lifestyle, the neon garnish reminds you they are still just “baby booing” and seeking any form of connection in a digital world.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Mercury exhibits a strong Slytherin focus on self-preservation and a desire for social standing, evidenced by their admission that “I mostly want attention and that's the worst and most embarrassing part”. They display a resourcefulness in seeking niche communities where they can be a leader, such as when they invite people to their “profic discord server” to find like-minded peers. Their cunning is further highlighted by their relief that people in their offline life remain unaware of their online persona, stating “I'm so glad none of them actually bother to check my Twitter dude”. Ultimately, their self-admitted tendency to “mimic them and their mannerisms” to fit in with others reflects a social adaptability often associated with the ambition to belong at any cost.
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Teen Idle - MARINA
The user portrays a quintessential image of modern teenage angst, oscillating between a desire for attention and a deep-seated hatred for society. They explicitly mention struggling with their mental health, stating, "I keep getting on the border of going back into a week long psychosis because of it I hate society and the idea of being alive and forced to work". This nihilism is coupled with a desperate need for validation, as seen when they admit, "I mostly want attention and that's the worst and most embarrassing part ughh kill me". The song's themes of feeling like an outcast and wasting youth resonate with their sentiment that "I even feel like an outcast in my own server dude how does that even work Gives me more reasons to abandon it all". Ultimately, their digital footprint reflects the Teen Idle struggle of identity, isolation, and a fixation on darker, taboo aesthetics.
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