Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Academic Dedication: She expresses genuine joy and passion for high-quality academic work, “crying because I found such a perfect research for my thesis”.
- Artistic Engagement: Helena is active in a “choir group” and values her singing, even when feeling vulnerable about her skill level.
- Social Initiative: She actively tries to build a community and connect with others, asking “how to get more polish moots and make friends”.
- Diverse Interests: Her hobbies range from “figure skating” to gaming and “metal and polish punk music”.
- Radical Honesty: She is remarkably transparent about her internal struggles, including her “envy” and mental health challenges.
Weaknesses:
- Severe Self-Harm: She frequently documents dangerous behaviors, even requiring “stitches” from a friend's mother.
- Extreme Weight Obsession: She celebrates a “bmi 14.3” and desires to be seen as a “disordered skeleton”.
- Suicidal Ideation: She describes “imagining my suicide in FULL DETAIL” and often expresses a desire to stop living.
- Substance Dependency: Helena shows signs of addiction, claiming she is “dying” after being off nicotine for only three days.
- Unstable Self-Esteem: Her mood is heavily dictated by external validation, such as being “sad” because her girlfriend didn't compliment her.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Despite the dark nature of her content, Helena aligns with Lisa Simpson's archetype of a sensitive, intellectual overachiever struggling with profound existential despair and a lack of maternal validation. Like Lisa, she finds solace in academic research, “finding such a perfect research for my thesis” and participating in artistic groups like her “choir group”. However, she mirrors Lisa's most depressive episodes through her crushing sense of being unloved, noting that when she tells her mother she loves her, her mother looks at her with “disgust and straight up ghosted me irl.” Ultimately, both characters feel like outcasts who are “overstimulated” by their environments and burdened by a deep, unmet need for perfection and belonging.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Helena exhibits strong Introversion through her intense focus on her internal emotional landscape and her admission that she is “too lazy to do that shit” when it comes to social trends, coupled with feeling like an “impostor” in social spaces. Her Intuition is shown in her deep, abstract preoccupations with “imagining my suicide in FULL DETAIL” and her fascination with a beautiful “research for my thesis” rather than purely physical concerns. As a Feeling type, her decisions and worldviews are driven entirely by raw emotion and perceived moral failures, such as feeling like a “bad person” for experiencing envy. Finally, her Perceiving trait is evident in her struggle with “3 missed deadlines” and a generally spontaneous, chaotic approach to life and self-regulation.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a high-reliability research paper with internal validity? Because finding someone as perfect as you for free feels like a dream.
- I promise I’ll always be there to compliment your singing—mostly because I never want to be the reason you’re feeling off-key.
- If we ever go to Kimsu Sushi and they’re out of fish again, I’d happily settle for just a ‘date with a woman’ as long as it’s you.
- Forget the rhythm games, I’d never rage-bait you—I’m just trying to hit a Full Combo on your heart.
- You said you’re looking for a Polish moot no borax no glue? Well, I’m stuck on you anyway, so the tutorial actually worked.
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16yo Polish choir singer and punk rock enthusiast. Aspiring researcher with a love for taxidermy and figure skating. Finding the beauty in small moments.– @H_Helaa_
Your signature cocktail
The High-Reliability Research Spritz
This experimental, high-strength cocktail reflects Helena’s academic brilliance and her struggles with 'multiple mental disorders.' The base of Polish vodka honors her roots and her search for “more polish moots”, while the sour cherries and bitter almond capture her mood when she feels “rotting inside from envy”. The silver-leaf rim is a nod to her 'forced recovery' and the fact that she “required stitches” after reaching a breaking point. Despite the bitterness, the drink is served effervescent and cold, much like the “perfect research for my thesis” that brought her to tears of joy. It’s a complex, stinging mix for a girl who feels like a “disordered skeleton” but keeps singing through the pain.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Helena demonstrates a classic Slytherin focus on self-preservation and personal ambition, particularly through her hyper-fixation on reaching physical and academic goals. She expresses a deep sense of resourcefulness and competitive drive, tweeting, “I need to be the skinniest person in the room.” and celebrating when her “weight just hit an ALL TIME LOW”. Her cunning and desire for status are evident in her jealousy of others' successes, admitting, “I envy him so much... I just keep thinking why not me, why is he that lucky and not me.”. Despite her struggles, she remains intensely focused on her own internal metrics of success, from finding “perfect research for my thesis” to achieving specific “desired depth” in her self-destructive habits, marking a dark but distinct path of ambition.
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Your song
Prom Queen - Beach Bunny
The song's focus on body dysmorphia and the pressure to be thin aligns perfectly with Helena's bio and her tweet where she states, “I need to be the skinniest person in the room.” The lyrics about comparing oneself to others mirror her feelings of being “rotting inside from envy” when seeing peers. Furthermore, the track's melancholic yet upbeat energy reflects her life as a student balancing “Prom with my girlfriend!!!” with the dark reality of hitting an “ALL TIME LOW” weight. This duality captures the struggle of maintaining a social exterior while battling severe internal disorders.
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