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Bart Simpson matches the user’s tone because the tweets show a rebellious, sarcastic, and self‑deprecating style similar to Bart’s mischievous personality. The user’s claim ‘Real sigmas already knew this’ and mocking of low‑quality content like ‘Had to wade through “papitrumpo” “captive dreamer” and “catturd” to get non shit content’ reflect Bart’s tendency to ridicule authority and mainstream trends. Their self‑deprecation in ‘I think I’m like really stupid’ and random, chaotic humor such as ‘Evil beast accosts my bed’ echo Bart’s goofy and insecure moments. Complaints about spam and bots – ‘123 followers and they are ALL robots’ – show the same cynicism toward the adult world and media that Bart often expresses. Overall, the blend of sarcasm, boredom, and meme‑savvy language fits Bart’s character.

Your MBTI personality Type
The account appears introverted, often focusing on personal feelings and internal monologue, as seen in tweets like 'Thursday so useless need to get home and sleep' and 'I think I’m like really stupid'. Its communication is grounded in concrete, sensory details—e.g., 'It’s hot enough OUTSIDE why are the spiders coming IN' and the description of a wooden floor hurting their back. The user tends to make decisions based on personal emotions rather than objective analysis, evident in emotionally charged statements such as 'this @zilla_kitt19135 guy SUCKS!!!' and 'kill people with hatchets and whatnot'. Finally, their posting style is spontaneous and unstructured, jumping from meme to meme and improvising content, as shown in 'Had to wade through “papitrumpo” “captive dreamer” and “catturd” to get non shit content' and the random percentage meme '52% Supreme Baby Bomber…'. These traits align best with an ISFP type.

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Meme curator, random thought explorer, occasional puppy lover. Currently negotiating peace with house spiders.– @H_lmine

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The smoky bourbon captures the dark, "kill people with hatchets and whatnot" vibe, grounding the drink in a gritty, brutal spirit. Absinthe adds a chaotic, "Real sigmas already knew this" edge, reflecting the user’s love for wild, off‑beat commentary. Blackberry puree evokes the creepy line "It’s hot enough OUTSIDE why are the spiders coming IN," giving the cocktail a bite of midnight fruit and a hint of menace. A drizzle of honey softens the bitterness, nodding to the puzzling "puppything" part of the bio, while the overall bitter‑sweet mix mirrors the self‑deprecating humor in "123 followers and they are ALL robots." Together, the drink feels like a twisted, yet oddly endearing, night‑time ritual that matches the user’s eclectic, meme‑filled feed.

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s bio, 'kill people with hatchets and whatnot', suggests a fascination with power and intimidation, a trait common to Slytherins. Their tweet, 'Alternatively: making a new Twitter account and seeing how desperately they spam right wing media into the feed', shows strategic manipulation and resourcefulness, hallmarks of Slytherin ambition. The reference to 'Real sigmas already knew this' aligns with the self‑confident, cunning 'sigma' meme often embraced by Slytherins. Their suspicion that '123 followers and they are ALL robots' and the comment 'They all got banned' reflect a distrust of others and a willingness to outmaneuver opponents, another Slytherin trait. Overall, the pattern of cunning, strategic planning, and a focus on personal advantage points to Slytherin as the most fitting house.

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The user's bio "kill people with hatchets and whatnot. puppything" and the tweet "Evil beast accosts my bed" show a dark-humor, horror-flavoured persona that aligns with the song’s line "We've got a million ways to kill your mind". Their frustration with the chaotic feed, as expressed in "making a new Twitter account and seeing how desperately they spam right wing media into the feed," mirrors the song’s satire about the internet being an endless stream of spam and noise. The observation "123 followers and they are ALL robots" directly reflects the song’s mocking of bots and fake accounts ("All the bots are waiting at the door"). The tweet "Real sigmas already knew this" and the overall meme-laden language fit the song’s self-aware commentary on how the internet creates "real" versus "fake" personas. Together, the blend of dark jokes, meme culture, and cynicism about online life makes Bo Burnham’s "Welcome to the Internet" the perfect soundtrack for this user.

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