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Your Simpsons character
The user’s repeated self‑blame ('my fucking bad? …') and feelings of emptiness ('is it really supposed to feel this empty [picture]') echo Lisa Simpson’s tendency to internalize guilt and wrestle with existential dread. Their anguish about relationships ('I hate relationships [picture]') and suicidal thoughts ('I need to kill myself [picture]') align with the darker moments Lisa experiences in episodes where she feels isolated and depressed. The user’s love of music and being 'blocked on Spotify' mirrors Lisa’s passion for music, especially her saxophone playing. Their occasional sweet self‑description ('I am the sweetest girl in town …') matches Lisa’s kind heart despite her struggles. Overall, the pattern of intense emotional swings, introspection, and artistic sensitivity points most closely to Lisa Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s posts are dominated by personal, emotive statements such as "I HATE RELATIONSHIPS" and "I NEED TO KILL MYSELF", showing a focus on inner feelings characteristic of introverted feeling. They frequently mention concrete sensory details like "my feet r so warm rn its so rare" and "I thought my nap was gonna take like 30 minutes but it was 4 Hours", indicating a sensing preference. Decision‑making appears driven by personal values and emotions, for example "girls with dyed hair are so pretty" and "I hate relationships", which aligns with the Feeling function. The pattern of impulsive, unstructured tweets—repeating "my fucking bad?" and sudden statements such as "i quit league"—suggests a Perceiving, flexible lifestyle. Together these traits point to an ISFP personality type.

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18‑year‑old gamer & cat lover 🐱🎮 | Once tried to level up League with my cat on the keyboard. Gaming, memes, & mental‑health vibes.– @haahhaahahhhah

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The Bad Bad Bad Fizz gets its name from the endless stream of 'my fucking bad?' that the user repeats in nearly every tweet, turning a self‑deprecating phrase into a playful tagline. It starts with a base of vodka, the neutral 'blank canvas' that mirrors the feeling of emptiness expressed in 'is it really supposed to feel this empty'. A splash of cherry liqueur adds a bright pink punch, nodding to the #pink tag and the love for 'girls with dyed hair are so pretty'. An energy drink shot fuels the gamer hype from 'im gonna play some clash now.. if thats ok..' while a dash of spicy ginger syrup injects the volatile edge of 'why cant u be good for something?' and 'I NEED TO KILL MYSELF'. Finally, a whisper of milk creates a smooth, cat‑like purr that echoes the recurring 'meow' and 'goodnight everynyan :D', making the drink both sweet and unsettling, just like the author's chaotic vibe.

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s tweets reveal a pattern of self‑destructive thoughts, a desire for control, and a rebellious attitude toward authority, which aligns with Slytherin’s traits of ambition, resourcefulness, and willingness to embrace darker emotions. For example, they write, "IF EEL SOOO OPPRESSED IDK WHY THESE FUCKING DISGUSTING MODERATORS TAKE AWAY MY RIGHTS TO SPEAK PLS," showing defiance against perceived oppression. Their repeated statements like "I NEED TO KILL MYSELF" and "kill all twinks who play support" reflect a willingness to confront and even threaten others, a Slytherin‑type embrace of the darker side. They also express a craving for dominance in relationships, e.g., "need a bf who gets daydrunk and starts absolutely beating me," indicating a desire for personal power. While moments of vulnerability appear, the dominant tone is self‑centered intensity and defiance, fitting Slytherin best.

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The user’s repeated cries of self‑destruction – e.g., "I NEED TO KILL MYSELF" and "I want to kill myself so bad rn" – echo the opening line of the song, "I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel." Their expression of emptiness – "is it really supposed to feel this empty" – mirrors the lyric "The hurt is all I’ve ever known." Self‑deprecating remarks like "18 and a retard" and the constant "my fucking bad?" reflect the song’s introspective question, "What have I become?" The volatile emotional swings from whimsical posts ("goodnight everynyan :D") to raw despair ("I hate relationships") capture the stark contrast between tenderness and pain that defines the track. Overall, the themes of regret, isolation, and yearning for relief in the tweets align closely with the mournful tone of "Hurt."

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