Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Civic Awareness: He shows active concern for social justice and student safety, as seen in his post regarding “a student's death due to negligence”.
- Democratic Engagement: He actively encourages others to participate in the democratic process, urging people to “go and vote” during elections.
- Honest Realism: Hasan provides a blunt assessment of the country's economic and political situation, such as his take on “the quality of the economy”.
- Passionate Sports Fan: He is deeply invested in his team, noting that while he can ignore most things, he feels “don't touch me, I'm in a bad mood” when Galatasaray loses.
- Appreciation for Arts: He finds solace and emotional connection in music and puzzles, mentioning a “3-hour Cube Escape session” and specific song lyrics.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive Language: His tweets frequently utilize heavy profanity and insults when expressing frustration, such as his comments on “referees” or “politicians”.
- Emotional Volatility: His mood is heavily dictated by external factors like football scores or the economy, leading to a state of “exhaustion”.
- Xenophobic Rhetoric: He expresses open hostility and generalized anger toward specific groups, as seen in his tweet regarding “Arabs”.
- Short Temper: He admits to being easily provoked to anger by those around him, specifically mentioning his “AKP-supporting relatives”.
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
Hasan mirrors Moe Szyslak's signature blend of deep-seated melancholy, explosive temper, and perpetual loneliness. Much like Moe's frequent brushes with despair, Hasan openly tweets “T Ü K E N D İ M” and laments a life he feels is passing him by, stating “Yaşamım boşa geçiyor”. His aggressive outbursts regarding politics and sports, such as “Amına koyim lautaro”, echo the irritable bartender's tendency to lash out at a world that treats him poorly. Furthermore, his self-deprecating humor regarding his single status and the plea “Amına kodumun kalbi kaç yıldır yatıyorsun kalk çalış aşık falan olalım” perfectly captures the essence of a character who is eternally searching for a spark of happiness amidst a cynical existence.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Hasan displays Introversion (I) through his preference for solitary activities and self-reflection, as seen when he tweets, “Tek başıma konsere gidiyorum, Abdülhamid gel de yalnızlık gör”. His Intuition (N) is evident in his existential musings and focus on what could be, such as “Belki de hayat böyle olmamalıydı dediklerimizden ibarettir”. He leads with Feeling (F), expressing raw emotional vulnerability and a deep sense of melancholy, often saying things like “Biraz mutlu olmaya ihtiyacım var”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature is shown through his spontaneous reactions to life's frustrations and a lack of structured planning, illustrated by his admission: “Ben ben olmasam npc olduğumu düşünürdüm. Bu kadar boşa yaşanabilir”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Cube Escape series? Because I could spend hours lost in your mysteries and I’m honestly getting a little addicted.
- Forget Abdülhamid—no one should have to go to a concert alone. Next time Duman or Teoman is playing, let’s make sure it’s a duet instead of a solo.
- You said your heart has been sleeping for years, so consider me your wake-up call. I promise I’m way more fun to fall for than a bad Galatasaray match result.
- If life is just the things we say 'shouldn't have been this way,' let’s start a new chapter that actually goes right for once.
- I may not be able to fix the exchange rate or the political state of the country, but I can definitely guarantee a night where you won't wake up feeling 'tükenmiş'.
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Engineering student and die-hard Galatasaray fan navigating the highs of match days and the lows of the economy. I once spent 3 hours straight on Cube Escape.– @haasssaaaannnnn
Your signature cocktail
The Melancholy Ultras
This drink captures a complex personality caught between patriotic frustration and deep emotional solitude. The strong Raki base represents his heated political takes, like when he says “Orospu çocuklarının en vatan haini benim yarışında ülke ve geleceğimiz teröristlerle birlikte sikiliyor...”, while the bitter notes reflect his exhaustion with the status quo: “T Ü K E N D İ M”. The caffeine represents his late-night escapes into the “Cube escape serisi”, and the sour finish matches his reaction to sports, specifically when “Galatasaray kaybediyor çıldıracam”. It’s a drink for someone who goes to concerts alone and feels like an “npc” while waiting for life to finally pay its debts.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Hasan displays classic Gryffindor traits of boldness, impulsivity, and a fiery sense of justice, often expressing his convictions with unfiltered passion. His bravery is evident in his willingness to confront authority, such as when he noted, “4 saat dolmadan okuldaki tüm yetkililer ile tartıştık”, or when he criticized police presence at student protests, stating, “Sınırlarımızda da aynı özeni görmek dileğiyle”. He values action over passivity, urging others to fight for change with the command, “Lan siktirtmeyin umutsuzluğunuzu da protestonuzu da gidin oy kullanın”. Despite his frequent cynicism, his emotional investment in national issues and his favorite team, Galatasaray, reflects a spirited and chivalrous heart that refuses to remain indifferent.
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Creep - Radiohead
Hasan’s digital footprint is defined by a profound sense of existential dread and social alienation, frequently describing himself as a background character in his own life, much like the 'weirdo' in the song. He explicitly reflects this sentiment by stating, “Ben ben olmasam npc olduğumu düşünürdüm. Bu kadar boşa yaşanabilir” and expressing a constant state of emotional exhaustion with “T Ü K E N D İ M”. His tweets often oscillate between deep melancholy and outbursts of frustration toward the political and economic climate, such as when he laments, “Amına kodumun hayatında biz oldurmadıkça iyi bir şey olmuyor”. Ultimately, his recurring themes of loneliness and the feeling that “Yaşamım boşa geçiyor” mirror the self-deprecating and longing nature of Creep.
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