Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic Peer Support: She defends others' slow progress in recovery and expresses “happiness to see people recover”.
- Artistic Creativity: She shares her own creative work, such as a “drawing i made of me and bonbonribbon”.
- Academic Dedication: Despite personal struggles, she shows an “obsession with maths” and studies for physics.
- Critical Thinker: She provides astute media criticism regarding the “romanticised” tropes in the film To the Bone.
- Community Engagement: She actively fosters interaction by hosting a “christmas food poll” for her followers.
Weaknesses:
- Severe Self-Depreciation: She frequently expresses extreme self-loathing, stating “i hate myself” and criticizing her own appearance.
- Treatment Resistance: She shows a hard refusal to seek professional help, vowing “never going back to a psychiatrist”.
- Self-Harm Ideation: She openly posts about plans for physical harm, such as “will be cutting Tn”.
- Disordered Eating Habits: Her feed is centered on harmful behaviors, including “trying to fast” and failed purging attempts.
- Suicidal Despair: She repeatedly voices a desire to end her life, claiming “i want to die” across multiple dates.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Evie is a high-achieving, sensitive student who struggles with the existential weight of her intelligence and the isolation it brings, often feeling like an outsider in her own life. Her academic focus is evident when she notes that “trying to study on an empty stomach is hell”, reflecting Lisa’s own tendency to tie her worth to school despite her internal misery. Evie shares Lisa's cynical worldview and tendency toward deep melancholy, once tweeting that “life really is just a tedious cycle”. Furthermore, her sharp, critical take on media—such as her disdain for the romanticization in To the Bone where she mocks the “knight in shining armour cliche”—mirrors Lisa’s intellectual activism and refusal to accept shallow narratives. Ultimately, both struggle to find a balance between their complex inner worlds and the desire to be “saved” or understood by a world that feels indifferent to their pain.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Evie identifies as an Introvert, frequently expressing a desire to “disappear from this world forever and live in my head” and maintaining multiple private accounts for limited audiences. Her Intuition is evident in her abstract, existential musings about life being a “repetitive cycle” and her tendency to focus on future ideals rather than the present. As a Feeling type, her posts are deeply emotional and value-driven, such as when she argues for the “validity” of different experiences and seeks “unconditional love”. Finally, her Perceiving trait shows through a lack of structured routine and spontaneous admissions like “i can’t even convince myself to do certain things like study”, reflecting a struggle with organization and a preference for acting on immediate moods.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you my physics homework? Because even on an empty stomach, you’re the only thing I want to focus on tonight.
- Forget that London twink from 'To the Bone'—I promise to be the realistic, non-romanticized version of someone who actually treats you right.
- I may not have 500 pounds for Isabel Marants, but I’d definitely walk 10,000 steps on StepsApp just to reach your heart.
- You said you're like Snow White waiting to be saved, but I think you're more like a work of art—I’d much rather be the one drawing with you than just looking at a pfp.
- Is your name Evie? Because even when life feels like a repetitive cycle, you’re the one change I’d never get tired of waking up to.
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16-year-old math enthusiast and aspiring physicist with a passion for digital art. Once tried to study on a fasting stomach; 0/10 stars, would not recommend.– @hachiwarevie
Your signature cocktail
The London Twink’s Reality Check
This drink captures Evie’s cynical wit and her love-hate relationship with media tropes, specifically her critique of the 'knight in shining armour cliche' in To The Bone. The bitter gin base reflects her frequent existential exhaustion, as she often feels like “nothing really ever changes”, while the bubbly soda water mimics the nostalgic high of “kissed him in the sprinklers”. The sour apple represents the harsh self-criticism she feels after being “called chopped” by peers. Finally, the heavy cherry sits at the bottom like a “brick” of a protein bar, grounding a cocktail that oscillates between dark humor and a “repetitive cycle” of searching for magic.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Evie consistently displays the Hufflepuff traits of empathy and a strong desire for fairness, specifically regarding the treatment of others in her community. She expresses genuine joy for the success of others, noting, “i always get happy to see people recover and people in recovery”, and she fiercely defends those who are judged, stating “it actually pisses me off when people comment on other peoples recovery. Just because they are going slow doesn’t mean they’re not recovering?”. Her kindness is further evidenced by her inclusive nature, telling her followers “i love you all really really i do” and encouraging those who feel marginalized by saying “it’s not any less valid don’t be ashamed”. This deep-seated focus on interpersonal harmony, loyalty to her peers, and defense of the underdog solidifies her placement in the house of the badger.
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Your song
Prom Queen - Beach Bunny
This song perfectly mirrors Evie’s struggle with body image and the devastating cycle of an eating disorder, as seen when she laments, “i feel like i can’t stand my own face”. The lyrics' focus on the pressure to be thin resonates with her constant self-criticism and tweets like “if i can’t be beautiful, can i at least feel beautiful”. Furthermore, the song’s exploration of internal pain hidden behind a desire for perfection aligns with her heartbreaking admission: “no one knows i’m gonna kms soon Lol keep my secret safe”. Evie’s obsession with caloric intake and weight, such as when she says “bro yes im tearing up over going over my cal limit i feel pathetic”, captures the exact essence of the song's themes regarding the toxic pursuit of beauty standards.
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