Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Reflects on feelings and mental state, like “hoy me desperté con los pensamientos desperdigados” and “Mi corazón está muy contento”.
- Affectionate: Expresses love and care for friends and places, e.g. “te quiero mucho buenos aires” and the heartfelt birthday message to @ssjcatt in “en esta cuenta la queremos mucho”.
- Culturally-engaged: Constantly comments on music, politics, and culture, such as detailed k‑pop takes in “#bring2015kpopBack” and political reflections in “por suerte al actual gobierno argentino le importa MUCHO la cultura!!!!”.
- Humoristic: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor, like “nunca nadie me había chupado tanto como lo están haciendo los mosquitos” and “me puse un cohete en el culo para absorber la mayor cantidad de información”.
- Socially-conscious: Shows concern about social issues, praising Brazil’s racism laws in “es algo digno de aplaudir que haya pena para eso” and criticizing hate in “no puedo entender cómo es que hay gente que puede vivir desprendiendo tanto odio”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-doubting: Expresses uncertainty about life choices, e.g. “si bien pienso que mi elección de carrera no fue la más acertada” and dark humor about decisions in “probablemente defina si me rajo un t*ro o no!!!!”.
- Harshly-judgmental: Uses strong language to dismiss people or artists, like “la pelotuda de emilia” and “qué sos pelotudo”.
- Conflict-prone: Tweets show combative reactions, such as supporting pointing a gun at someone in “lo mínimo que haría sería apuntarle con un arma” and saying “nos merecemos lo peor”.
- Pessimistic: Often frames situations negatively, like “Nos merecemos lo peor” and political despair in “en este país siempre te vas a comer una puteada”.
- Emotionally-volatile: Shifts sharply between joy and frustration, from “Mi corazón está muy contento” to anger or stress in “tengo que proteger mi paz hoy” and “me titila el ojo”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: smart, introspective, politically aware, and deeply into their niche interests. Like Lisa, they care about culture and politics, criticizing government cuts to culture in Argentina (“por suerte al actual gobierno argentino le importa MUCHO la cultura!!!!”) and reflecting thoughtfully on social issues, such as racism (“es algo digno de aplaudir que haya pena para eso. Pero da vergüenza saber que la mitad de los que van presos son argentinos boludos”). They’re also clearly academically engaged and self-analytical, talking about choosing a university career (“si bien pienso que mi elección de carrera no fue la más acertada, está bien experimentar cosas nuevas”) and joking about overstudying (“Me puse un cohete en el culo para absorber la mayor cantidad de información y funcionó”). Their emotional, sometimes poetic tone fits Lisa’s inner monologue, like when they say “hoy me desperté con los pensamientos desperdigados” and “a veces tengo ese pensamiento de que los mensajes de cumpleaños no son más que una lista de deseos y/o proyecciones”. At the same time, their love of music and specific pop references (“best song ever made in the history of kpop is turning 10 this year”, “uno de los mejores álbumes de todos los tiempos, ¿no?”) mirrors Lisa’s intense passion for her interests. The mix of sensitivity, sharp humor, and a desire to ‘protect their peace’ (“Tengo que proteger mi paz hoy ☮️🪽👼”) makes Lisa the best fit.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly place themselves in social contexts, from joking about serving looks in the streets (“sirviendo concha en las calles del conurbano bonaerense amorrr con todo el pantalón roto”) to affectionately planning to show a friend around their city (“cuando mazzi venga a la argentina lo voy a llevar a dar unas vueltas por las calles de quilmes y solano”) and openly sharing daily experiences and self‑reflection with their followers. Their style is strongly Intuitive: they often generalize from small moments into broader ideas or moods, like philosophizing about public transport and idealizing strangers (“Qué cosa sensacional el transporte público. Te encontrás con cada lindo y en el trayecto te ponés a idealizarlos…”) or turning birthday messages into a reflection on projections and expectations (“a veces tengo ese pensamiento de que los mensajes de cumpleaños no son más que una lista de deseos y/o proyecciones”). They read clearly as Feeling-oriented: they react strongly to injustice and prejudice (“da vergüenza saber que la mitad de los que van presos son argentinos boludos”) and express deep emotional bonds with people and culture, like defending teachers (“Los mismos que dicen que los docentes son muy 'sensibles por llorar' son los mismos que nunca van a entender el trabajo de un docente”) and saying their heart is very happy (“Mi corazón está muy contento”). Finally, they come off as Perceiving rather than rigidly structured: they emphasize experimenting with studies (“si bien pienso que mi elección de carrera no fue la más acertada, está bien experimentar cosas nuevas”), getting unexpectedly hooked on card games (“Me volví adicto a jugar hearts y spades esto no es lo que hubiese querido para este año mas no es tan malo”), and sharing spontaneous daily mishaps (“me hice concha el tobillo con un fierro y me salió un orzuelo. ¿qué otra cosa podría pasarme?”). Their expressive emotions, people‑focus, and playful, improvisational lifestyle fit best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can run after a bus at 20:00 in full school shame mode, you can definitely run into my arms at Constitución after a day at Fduba – I promise I’ll stop for you before the barrera del tren.
- You, a gay in Quilmes listening to Chungha and 2015 K‑pop classics, me, bringing facturas and helado de sambayón y pistacho to your house tour… sounds more iconic than T‑ara’s Roly Poly Copacabana version.
- You said your choice of career ‘might not be the most accurate’, but honestly, anyone who finishes their first book of the year, protects their peace with angel emojis, and still finds time to roast irregular Portuguese verbs is already exactly my type of person.
- Every time you tweet ‘te quiero mucho Buenos Aires’, I get a little jealous, because with your digital camera, your rainy‑day selfies and your broken‑pantalón conurbano walks, I’m pretty sure I’d fall harder for you than you fell over that metal bar that wrecked your ankle.
- You keep saying your oomf Mazzi has 100/10 music taste, but you’re the one crying to Bossa Nossa, defending La Joaqui over Emilia y Luísa Sonza, and manifesting Jessica Jung features… at this point I don’t want a playlist, I want the curator.
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Buenos Aires. K‑pop archivist, Portuguese struggler, future uni survivor. Once chased a bus at 20:00 and still made it on time.– @haecsr
Your signature cocktail
Sirviendo Concha en Buenos Aires Spritz
This cocktail starts with fernet plus a splash of sparkling wine, because they’re very porteño and love public transport, quilmes/solano walks and chaotic city vibes, as seen in “te quiero mucho buenos aires” and “Qué cosa sensacional el transporte público”. Dulce de leche–infused cold brew captures their late‑night, slightly overthinking student energy from “ayer hice la inscripción a la facultad... está bien experimentar cosas nuevas” and “me puse un cohete en el culo para absorber la mayor cantidad de información y funcionó”. Lemon peel and orange bitters stand for their sharp tongue and political side, throwing shade at governments and politicians in “por suerte al actual gobierno argentino le importa MUCHO la cultura!!!!” and “martín lousteau cómo vas a perder la única banca por 125 votos qué sos pelotudo”. A dash of chili tincture reflects the unapologetically spicy queer confidence of “sirviendo concha en las calles del conurbano bonaerense amorrr con todo el pantalón roto”. Finally, the pistachio & sambayón whipped foam is a sweet, nostalgic topper inspired by their joy over those ice cream flavors in “mi mamá compró helado y los sabores son sorprendentes: SAMBAYÓN Y #PISTACHO” and the soft emotional side that cries over songs in “me cayeron LÁGRIMAS escuchando esto otra vez”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This user shows a consistent love of learning and reflection that aligns most with Ravenclaw. They talk about university decisions and self-questioning in an analytical, exploratory way, saying things like they registered for a degree but admit that “my choice of major wasn’t the best, but it’s okay to experiment with new things” while sharing about faculty enrollment: “ayer hice la inscripción a la facultad. si bien pienso que mi elección de carrera no fue la más acertada, está bien experimentar cosas nuevas”. They clearly enjoy acquiring knowledge, celebrating completing books and classes: “Oficialmente terminé de leer mi primer libro del año 🤓” and “Muy interesante el laboratorio de análisis microbiológico”, which shows an intellectual curiosity more than simple duty. Even their humor leans reflective and slightly philosophical, like when they describe thinking under the shower with the hashtag #reflexioné: “me estaba bañando y mientras el agua caía sobre mi cabeza #reflexioné”, and when they describe birthday messages as “a list of wishes and projections”: “a veces tengo ese pensamiento de que los mensajes de cumpleaños no son más que una lista de deseos y/o proyecciones”. They also enjoy patterns and signs (like noticing 11:11 repeatedly): “esta última semana el 1111 me estuvo persiguiendo bastante y encima mañana es 11/11”, which fits a mind that likes to interpret and connect ideas. While they do show loyalty and warmth toward friends and Buenos Aires, the dominant throughline is intellectual curiosity, self-analysis, and thoughtful observation—classic Ravenclaw traits rather than the more emotion-driven courage of Gryffindor or pure loyalty of Hufflepuff.
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Bitch I'm Madonna - Madonna ft. Nicki Minaj
A loud, chaotic, self-aware party anthem like Bitch I'm Madonna fits them perfectly. They constantly serve attitude and humor about their daily life, like joking that they were “sirviendo concha en las calles del conurbano bonaerense amorrr con todo el pantalón roto” and laughing at getting ignored by a bus driver in “el TROLAZO del colectivero no me paró que lo tuve que correr”. Their timeline mixes queer energy and pop diva obsession, from “Solo somos dos gays escuchando chungha” in this tweet to their love for flashy K‑pop like “#bring2015kpopBack”. At the same time, they’re dramatic, playful and tongue‑in‑cheek about life, like when they say “me volví adicto a jugar hearts y spades esto no es lo que hubiese querido para este año mas no es tan malo”. The song’s theme of owning your chaos and demanding attention in a fun way mirrors their blend of humor, pop fandom and unapologetic personality.
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