
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, very online, and passionate about the things they love. Lisa is a nerd for her interests in the same way this user fixates on K‑pop and pop culture, getting dramatic and poetic about songs and nostalgia, like when they say they were listening to 2010s hits and were “thinking of making a playlist” “estou escutando um compilado de musicas 2010s e pqpp so hits mds pensando em fazer uma playlist so disso” and feel absurd nostalgia for songs they only discovered later “nossa genie e mr mr me dao uma sensação de nostalgia absurda…”. Like Lisa, they’re outspoken, dramatic, and opinionated, for instance when they mock big companies and fandoms “me encanta o quao esse quiosque da hybe eh um mico” or drag a film they dislike “eu odeio the piano teacher e quem gosta desse filme se faz muito”. There’s also a strong socially aware, slightly activist streak, as when they celebrate an interracial gay couple on TV “e vai ter casal gay interracial simmm” and talk affectionately about having a bisexual sister and queer culture in the house “E MAIS ele tb tem uma irma bissexual so falta ele saber mesmo rs”. At the same time, they’re sensitive and openly emotional, swinging between excitement and sadness, like when several things made them feel down in a day “cara mt coisa ta me fazendo ficar triste hoje chega” or when losing power makes them melodramatically say they’ll ‘die’ “a luz acabou vou me matar……”. This combination of strong feelings, cultural obsession, social awareness, and witty complaints aligns closely with Lisa’s personality rather than the more chaotic or apathetic energy of Bart or Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert (E): their timeline is highly interactive, full of live-commenting on BBB, K‑pop events, and friends, with lots of emotional outbursts and social energy, like “constantly on twitter updating myself about bbb” and “my friends keep making fun of me saying I'm baiana just because I love Bahia and the music”. Their style leans strongly to Intuition (N) rather than concrete detail: they focus on vibes, nostalgia, and big-picture feelings about eras and discographies, as in “I'm listening to a compilation of 2010s songs and thinking about making a playlist just of this” and the reflective “I only started listening to these songs in 2017/2018 but they give me absurd nostalgia”. They clearly prioritize Feeling (F) over detached logic: their judgments are emotional and value‑based, often about what’s unfair or what they love/hate, like “I'm so emotional, Byung Hun and Mads Mikkelsen side by side, I lived to see this” and the protective “I'M GOING TO KILL WHO SAID MINA'S HAIR IS HORRIBLE”. Finally, their behavior looks Perceiving (P): they hop between topics, react in the moment, and embrace spontaneity instead of careful planning, as seen in “thinking of buying their album without even following the divas” and impulsive emotional swings like “the power went out I'm going to kill myself……”. Taken together—high social energy, abstract and nostalgic focus, emotion‑driven takes, and spontaneous decisions—ENFP fits them best.

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K-pop, BBB and Brazilian beats on loop. Once made my parents Globoplay addicts and nearly bought an album for a group I barely follow.– @haerincarioca

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This drink starts with cachaça infused with Bahian spices for their obsession with Bahia and axé, echoing their love letter to the state and its music in “meus amigos ficam me zoando falando q sou baiana so pq eu amo a bahia e as musicas…” and the iconic “o baiano tem o molho”. Sparkling citrus soda captures their hyper, live-tweet energy during BBB and K‑pop chaos, like “esse bbb promete ein pqp” and the endless scream-tweets about lineups and reality shows. A layer of pink guava juice stands for their soft, stan-heart for girl groups such as aespa and NewJeans in “como pode o aespa ter lançado drama, supernova, armageddon, whiplash em sequencia” and the LOONA/NWJNS love in their bio. The dash of bitter herbal liqueur represents the shaded, fed-up side that rants about fandoms, companies and AI filters in “toma no cu n aguento mais essas coreanas estranhas usando ia pra qualquer merda” and “mico essa sm pqp”. Finally, a neon sugar rim nods to their nostalgic, flashy K‑pop streak and dramatic all‑caps reactions like “ESTOU LOUCA” and “PUTA QUE PARIUUUUUUUU VAI FONAR NO CU PINK E THE CURE EU VOU CHORAR”, making the cocktail loud, sweet, and impossible to ignore, just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a strong Gryffindor-style boldness and impulsivity, especially in how openly they express their emotions and opinions. They frequently react in an intense, heat-of-the-moment way, like threateningly protective humor in “VOU MATAR QUEM FALOU Q O CABELO DA MINA TA HORRIVEL” and explosive frustration in “PUTA QUE PARIUUUUUUUU VAI FONAR NO CU PINK E THE CURE EU VOU CHORAR”. There’s also a pattern of standing up for what they feel is right in fandom contexts, such as calling out behavior that pushed them away from a group’s fandom in “como pode o fandom desse grupo fez real com q eu desistisse das queridas do illit” and criticizing toxic or annoying trends like AI filters in “toma no cu n aguento mais essas coreanas estranhas usando ia pra qualquer merda”. Their protective side appears again when they defend people or things they like, for instance backing a friend in “AMIGA SOU MT TEAM FLOSS TO CONTIGO @santio_did” and fiercely reacting to unfairness in reality TV moments like “PELO AMOR DE DEUSS ESSE CARA N É BOBO”. While they clearly have humor and nostalgia, the dominant impression is of someone who leads with passion, quick reactions, and a readiness to loudly defend their tastes and people—classic Gryffindor energy.

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The song that best suits them is Supernova by aespa, because their timeline is full of intense, chaotic stan energy and hyperpop-ish K‑pop love. They gush over aespa specifically, wondering “como pode o aespa ter lançado drama, supernova, armageddon, whiplash em sequencia”, which already shows a special attachment to that track. Their bio, “when u sad but u love loona n nwjns,” matches Supernova’s mix of emotional intensity and powerful confidence: they are nostalgic and dramatic, but still fueled by girlgroup obsession, like when they say “e eu acompanhei o lançamento de todos esses hinos”. The over-the-top, explosive vibe of Supernova mirrors how they react to everything — from BBB chaos (“esse bbb promete ein pqp”) to festival lineups that make them scream in caps and swear happily about wanting to go (“PUTA QUE PARIUUUUUUUU VAI FONAR NO CU PINK E THE CURE EU VOU CHORAR”). Like Supernova, they balance stan joy, drama, and a bit of unhinged excitement, making the song a perfect musical fit for their online personality.

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