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Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak is the perpetually down‑beat bartender who constantly declares his hatred for everyone and wishes for a bleak end, just like this user’s tweets such as 'I am sick of having to physically be around people every single day I hate everyone' and 'I hope humans go extinct'. He often expresses suicidal or depressive thoughts, mirroring the user’s posts like 'I dont want to go to work or school or do anything anymore' and 'I’m too sensitive for my own good'. Moe’s disdain for 'normies' and his cynical outlook on life are reflected in the user’s rant 'I hate normies. All soulless cattle that cant handle anyone not adhering to the construct of what "normal" is'. Both characters also have a tendency toward angry outbursts and hateful language, as seen in the user’s repeated misogynistic and racist statements, which fits Moe’s frequent angry tirades at his bar customers. Overall, the user’s chronic misanthropy, depression, and volatile anger align closely with Moe’s personality in The Simpsons.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong introverted tendencies, focusing on inner thoughts and expressing a desire to avoid social interaction, as seen in 'I am sick of having to physically be around people every single day I hate everyone' and 'I hate normies'. Their content is dominated by abstract, big‑picture rants about society, politics, and philosophy, indicating an intuitive (N) preference, e.g., 'I don't understand people who are obsessed with population...' and 'Modern politics just consist of both sides hating each other...'. The decision‑making style is driven by personal values and intense emotional judgments rather than detached analysis, illustrated by statements like 'Women are evil' and 'I hate whores', showing a feeling (F) orientation. The user’s approach to tasks and schedule is unstructured and spontaneous, often procrastinating and reacting impulsively, such as 'I have to finish 2 projects today because I kept procrastinating' and 'Spent 7 hours rearranging my room and I'm still not done', reflecting a perceiving (P) preference. Combining these traits points to an INFP personality type, an introverted, intuitive, feeling, perceiving profile that aligns with the user’s introspective, idealistic yet disillusioned and flexible style.

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Anime & VN fan, gamer, language learner. Coffee & rainy walks fuel my creative chaos. Once spent 7h reorganizing my room—still not finished.– @Haha9596535231

Your signature cocktail
The dark black rum gives the drink a heavy, nihilistic base, echoing the tweet "I hope humans go extinct". Bitter Campari adds a sharp edge that mirrors the user’s frequent lament "I am sick of having to physically be around people every single day I hate everyone". A splash of cold brew coffee reflects sleepless, depressive moments like "I dont want to go to work or school or do anything anymore". Yuzu juice adds a bright Japanese citrus note, tying to the love for anime seen in "Finished monogatari anime yesterday I will start the lns sometime soon". A dash of absinthe introduces an unsettling, chaotic twist that captures the volatile vibe of "Cats are amazing" juxtaposed with the user’s "I fucking hate normies".

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly shows self‑centered ambition and a willingness to disregard others, as seen in tweets like "I NEED MONEY" and "I'm finally getting a job" which highlight a drive for personal gain. Their statements are often ruthless and contemptuous, e.g., "Women are evil" and "I hate whores so much," reflecting a cynical, manipulative attitude typical of Slytherin. They also express a desire to abandon responsibilities for personal freedom, such as "I want to quit my job and drop out of school," indicating a self‑preservational mindset. The lack of loyalty, empathy, or a focus on intellectual curiosity further distances them from Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw. Overall, their bold, unapologetic, and ambitious tone aligns best with Slytherin values.

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The user’s repeated expressions of nihilism and self‑despair – such as “I hope humans go extinct” and “I don’t want to work or school or do anything anymore” – echo the bleak tone of “Hurt.” The line “I’m too sensitive for my own good” matches the song’s confession of emotional numbness and self‑injury. Their statement “I am sick of having to physically be around people every single day I hate everyone” parallels the lyric “I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel.” The feeling of physical and mental pain (“My head hurts like crazy”) reinforces the song’s focus on inner torment. Overall, the track’s themes of isolation, self‑harm, and hopelessness align closely with the user’s tweets.

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