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They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: passionate, analytical, and extremely earnest about their interests. Like Lisa with jazz and social issues, this user dives deep into niche media and defends characters thoughtfully, e.g. their nuanced take on Emilia and misogyny in fandom spaces in “It always annoys me when people act like Emilia is at fault for not reciprocating Subaru’s feelings…” and “I would also argue that a large margin of the hate for female characters in anime spaces stems from a double standard…”. They show nerdy, almost academic enthusiasm when discussing MBTI in “I still think Takumi is an ISFP and this is a result of test taking rather than a study of cognitive functions…”, very Lisa-coded in its overthinking and theory-mindedness. At the same time, they’re emotionally intense and sincere about their hyperfixations, like their Julius obsession in “The first ever Julius figure I can feel the tears welling ipRBANK YOU THANK YIU THANK YIU” and “I need to set up two new shelves specifically for Julius stuff”. Their mix of heartfelt advocacy, encyclopedic fandom knowledge, and slightly dorky enthusiasm aligns with Lisa far more than with the more chaotic or apathetic Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I) more than Extrovert: although they’re very expressive online, most content is about solitary fandom activities, drawing, gaming, and hyperfixations rather than real-life socializing; they also mention a huge private account and post-count focus, suggesting they process a lot internally, e.g. “I’m almost at 67k posts on priv. I will achieve this milestone”. Their focus is clearly Intuition (N): they love theorizing, pattern-spotting, and abstract comparisons like “Pattern recognition test” and MBTI/cognitive-function talk such as “I still think Takumi is an ISFP and this is a result of test taking rather than a study of cognitive functions…”. They strongly favor Feeling (F) over Thinking: they prioritize character emotions and ethics, defending Emilia’s autonomy with empathic reasoning in “She’s not some doll that exists only to love Subaru back…she doesn’t owe him anything” and criticizing double standards toward female characters in “a large margin of the hate for female characters…stems from a double standard when it comes to character flaws”. Finally, they read as more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their timeline shows bursts of in-the-moment emotional reactions and impulsive plans like “Julius itabag coming soon whattt who said that” and frantic live reactions to trailers such as “I’m FREAKIFN OUR OCE RTHE NEW TRAILER OH M YGOD”, rather than structured, scheduled posting. Taken together—intense inner emotional life, idealistic defenses of characters, abstract meta-analysis, and spontaneous fandom gushing—INFP fits them better than nearby types like ISFP or ENFP.

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Re:Zero analyst & Julius archivist. Known to cry over eyelashes and spend rent on merch. Arc 7+ spoilers tagged, unofficial merch politely banned.– @haiastars

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This cocktail is fizzy and frantic, like their timeline exploding over trailers and merch drops, with sparkling yuzu sake capturing the high‑energy hype of posts like “I’m FREAKIFN OUR OCE RTHE NEW TRAILER OH M YGOD” and “The first ever Julius figure I can feel the tears welling ipRBANK YOU THANK YIU THANK YIU”. The violet liqueur stands in for their devotion to the most elegant purple knight, echoing their self‑proclaimed status as a “professional julius fanpage & sp2 blueprint” and the need for “two new shelves specifically for Julius stuff” in this tweet. Strawberry milk foam adds a soft, bi-any-pronouns sweetness and the tender affection of “The bows on your pants are so pretty. I love you.” and “They’re all adorable…definitely pulling for all of them 🥹🥹”. Edible glitter stars nod to their sparkly, slightly sleep‑deprived fandom brain, the kind that triumphantly declares “I DID IT.” after gacha victories and celebrates that “the re zero fandom has gotten significantly more fun” in this tweet. Finally, a tiny pinch of sea salt grounds the drink with a thoughtful edge, reflecting their nuanced defenses of characters such as “She’s not some doll that exists only to love Subaru back.” and their critique that much female‑character hate stems from double standards in this thread.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a strong analytical streak and love of picking ideas apart, especially in how they approach character psychology and fandom discourse. For example, they critique MBTI methodology by saying “this is a result of test taking rather than a study of cognitive functions as most official MBTI assignments go”, which is a very Ravenclaw “how does this system actually work?” perspective. They also unpack gendered criticism in fandom with a mini-essay, arguing that hate for female characters comes from structural double standards: “female characters…tend to be significantly less flawed than male characters because they exist intended…”, and defend Emilia with clear, reasoned boundaries about emotional obligation: “she doesn’t owe him anything; she never…”. Even in their hyperfixation, they approach Re:Zero almost like a research subject, documenting details such as “Julius is in a total of FOUR frames in the Isekai Quartet OP” and running polls like “Vote please I’m curious” to gather data on ship preferences. The mix of meta-analysis, pattern recognition jokes (“Pattern recognition test”), and thoughtful commentary on media and characters strongly fits Ravenclaw’s emphasis on curiosity, intellect, and reflection more than the other houses.

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A song as hyper, chaotic, and anime-soaked as Me!Me!Me! fits them perfectly. Their bio already radiates otaku energy and self-aware humor — “candie | 📖 arc 7 | professional julius fanpage & sp2 blueprint | mostly re zero stuff” — and their timeline is an ecstatic stream of keysmash reactions like “I’m FREAKIFN OUR OCE RTHE NEW TRAILER OH M YGOD” and “WYAGFEJDHFSISIRS THE SCENE ITS THE SCENE IRS STHE SCENE”. Much like the song’s sensory overload and obsessive fixation, they orbit intensely around a few comforts and characters, especially Julius: “The first ever Julius figure I can feel the tears welling ipRBANK YOU THANK YIU THANK YIU” and “Julius tax is real 💔💔 I’m gonna dump a huge amount of money on Julius merch”. The song’s blend of cuteness, melodrama, and slightly unhinged devotion matches tweets like “Sniff. He’s gonna be mine..I’m gonna get to hold him…sniff” and their over-the-top love for ships and characters, such as “please kiss!!!!!” and “Emisuba is genuinely the most autistic/adhd ship ever. Like serious.”. Me!Me!Me! captures the intense, messy, fandom-core passion and anime-centric identity that defines how they talk, tweet, and hyperfixate.

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