HailGlaSSJoe
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Frequently shares original drawings and sketches, e.g., 'good morning, I've been sketching a lot recently' and plans to make a GlassâŻJoe plushie.
- Expressive: Openly conveys intense emotions and personal thoughts, such as 'I feel molested' and 'I'm feeling violent er than usual.'
- Humorous: Uses absurd jokes and meme-like narratives, like the poolâdrowning parody and 'DON'T STOP RUNNING LITTLE REDDIT' meme.
- Loyal: Shows devotion to partner and community, e.g., 'Today marks one year since I got into Punch Out' and anniversary references with GlassâŻJoe.
- Imaginative: Creates elaborate fictional scenarios, like the 'extra extra stage boss' Runenhelm story and fantasy character descriptions.
Weaknesses:
- Racist: Uses racial slurs and demeaning language toward Black and Jewish people, e.g., 'i think the reason why negroes are so prideful...' and antisemitic remarks.
- Extremist: Promotes extremist ideologies, referencing Aryan sisterhood, Nordicism, and praising Nazi symbols ('SIEG HEIL: War is over!').
- Incoherent: Tweets often lack clear meaning, mixing random symbols and fragmented thoughts, like 'ixFP: Serious bluds who are all ethereal...' and other nonsensical ramblings.
- Violent: Expresses threats and violent fantasies, such as planning to kidnap and assault a Parisian man and wishing harm on GlassâŻJoe's family.
- Narcissistic: Displays selfâobsession and selfâinsertion, stating 'I feel like the biggest narcissist ever because I am physically unable to not self insert.'
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
The userâs bio "deadly dangerous darling" and their frequent calls for violence, hateâfilled rhetoric and extremist ideology (e.g., "SIEG HEIL: War is over!" and "I started reading Mein Kampf as a pdf because this zogworld has no heart") match Sideshow Bobâs role as a dangerous, cultured villain. Like Bob, they sprinkle highâbrow references among their tirades, such as the DaâŻVinci comment "The works of Da Vinci are nothing compared to what he was brainstormingâŠ" and the elitist phrasing in "The entire Castilian 'far right' pales before the innate Rassekunde of a single Catalanx". Both exhibit a disdain for the masses, evident in the tweet "the masses are dumb, and since im a complex person, they ostracize me" mirroring Bobâs elitist attitude. Their obsession with elaborate, fantastical narratives (e.g., the GlassâŻJoe lore and "runenhelm" stories) reflects Bobâs penchant for grand, theatrical revenge plots. Finally, the userâs selfâidentification as a "dangerous darling" aligns with Bobâs genteel yet murderous persona.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
The user shows a strong introverted focus, often sharing inner feelings such as 'I feel molested' and 'I am just a simple Laietani girlâŠ' rather than outward social chatter. Their language is highly intuitive, linking unrelated ideas ("If Dunkirk in Spanish is "Dunquerque", shouldn't Charlie Kirk's name in Spanish be "Carlitos Querque"?") and speculating about abstract concepts. Decisionâmaking appears driven by personal values and emotions, evident in statements like 'I'd rather spend a hundred years lonely than endorse the degradation of my people and my husband' and 'I feel like a bomb that day by day builds up powerâŠ'. The overall style is spontaneous and flexible, with many mentions of procrastination and changing plans ('i got too lazy to shade', 'i can't draw Glass Joe', 'im not going to survive the kkkold this year'), indicating a perceiving preference. These patterns align best with the INFP type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a PunchâOut! boss? Because every time I see you, my heart gets a knockout and I just want to claim the title of your champion.
- If we were in Roblox High School, I'd be the kid in pink pastels just to match your strawberryâsweet styleâlet's make the hallway our runway.
- Your runenhelm looks like a magical rune; mind if I become the missing piece that completes your enchanted armor?
- I think Nintendo finally found its secret levelâit's the one where we team up and turn every pixel into a love story.
- If Dunkirk in Spanish is âDunquerqueâ, then our love could be âAmorâcianââa perfect blend of Catalan charm and your sweet cupcake vibes.
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Your new Twitter bio
Vinn â GlassâŻJoeâs wife đ„ | Gaming, fan art & sketching fan of PunchâOut! | Once tried to box a real opponent for laughs đšâ @HailGlaSSJoe
Your signature cocktail
Vinn's PunchâOut Elixir
The drink mirrors the chaotic energy of the timeline, just like the tweet "Don't expect many xeeting from me for the next 1 2 day(s), my zogdad just got a diddystation 5". A splash of bloodâorange juice captures the bright, "#Sinister and dangerous individual who dresses in pink strawberry outfits" vibe. Absinthe adds the bitter, unsettling edge echoed in the blunt "I feel molested" post. The punchâstyle boost of the energy drink honors the celebration "Today marks one year since I got into Punch Out". Finally, black vodka gives the dark, mysterious finish that fits the declaration "Glass Joe is not a Diddyblud, he's a DiCaprioblud".
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user's tweets repeatedly show a desire for power, dominance, and a willingness to manipulate or harm others, which matches Slytherin's ambition and cunning. For instance, they proclaim "THE ARYAN SISTERHOOD" and "SIEG HEIL: War is over!", displaying supremacist aspirations. They also outline violent schemes such as "we need to kidnap a random Parisian man and dye his hair ginger..." indicating resourceful, ambitious plotting. Their disdain for other groups, e.g., "They wouldn't mind deporting illegal immigrants if they were White," underscores a belief in hierarchical superiority. These traits collectively align most closely with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Bad Guy - Billie Eilish
The user calls themselves a "deadly dangerous darling" and constantly boasts about being a villain, which mirrors the selfâaware mischief of Billie Eilishâs Bad Guy. Their tweet "I feel like a bomb ⊠waiting for a negro to make me explode" shows an explosive, antagonistic mindset that aligns with the lyric "I'm the bad guy, duh." The repeated hateful and extremist statements like "I started reading Mein Kampf" and "The entire Castilian 'far right' pales before the innate Rassekunde of a single Catalanx" illustrate a willingness to embrace a dark, contrarian identity, just as the song celebrates the role of the antagonist. Additionally, the unapologetic tone in tweets such as "Iâm a dangerous darling" and "Iâm physically unable to not self insert" reflects the songâs chorus about owning the badâguy persona without remorse. All these elements make Bad Guy a fitting anthem for their chaotic, selfâstyled villainy.
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