Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense, consistent love for Avenged Sevenfold and M. Shadows, e.g. “not now babe I need to look at pictures of m shadows to emotionally regulate”.
- Supportive friend: Frequently hypes up mutuals and celebrates their experiences, e.g. “so many of my lovely gorgeous moots in one picture…DBC fam forever!!”.
- Humorous storyteller: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor, like “me getting banned from all future meet & greets after trying to take a sneaky picture of brian’s feet but the flash was on”.
- Reflective thinker: Comments thoughtfully on fandom dynamics, e.g. “as adults we should have developed the capability to distinguish between a joke… and genuinely harmful comments”.
- Community-oriented: Cares about fan experiences and access, e.g. “it’s sad that it’s reached a point where this has become the standard ticketing experience…fans are being pushed out”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive spender: Acknowledges difficulty with impulse control on merch and tickets, e.g. “someone PLEASE teach me impulse control…..” and frequent bundle/box purchases.
- Band-obsessed: Balance with daily life seems skewed, e.g. “god I should not have to go to work my job should be looking at pictures of avenged sevenfold and talking to my friends”.
- Validation-seeking: Frames experiences as ‘winning’ or ‘manifesting’ recognition, e.g. “OH MY GOD I CAN’T STOP WINNING… ” and “idk how it keeps happening but it keeps happening…what should I manifest next”.
- Nosy tendencies: Openly admits wanting to know others’ drama, e.g. “guys please stop subtweeting and vague posting I AM NOSY!! don’t talk like that unless you’re gonna come in my dms and tell me who you’re talking about”.
- Emotional overreliance: Leans heavily on band/parasocial content for regulation, e.g. “not now babe I need to look at pictures of m shadows to emotionally regulate” and repeated mentions of missing him to cope.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: passionate, articulate, and a little bit obsessive about the things she loves. Like Lisa with jazz and social causes, she channels intense, thoughtful stan energy into her interests, from carefully documenting Avenged Sevenfold moments to defending younger fans, as in “as adults we should have developed the capability to distinguish between a joke…what’s insane is adults dogpiling a TEENAGER…”. She’s self-aware and a bit self-deprecating about how deep she’s in, joking “added my meet & greet pic to my a7x notices….I am such a loser LMFAO maybe one day I’ll get a life”, which fits Lisa’s mix of confidence and insecurity about caring ‘too much.’ The way she overanalyzes and manifests band interactions (“idk how it keeps happening but it keeps happening…what should I manifest next 😋”) also mirrors Lisa’s belief that effort and intention can shape outcomes. And like Lisa’s heartfelt devotion to her idols, she uses Matt as emotional regulation, saying “not now babe I need to look at pictures of m shadows to emotionally regulate”, combining humor with genuine feeling.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly center their life around shared experiences and other people, like talking about meet & greets and wanting more high-energy fans on rail, e.g. “hashtag more fangirls on rail at avenged shows 2026….I need more screaming and crying like someone has to bring the energy” and joking about being snowed in while missing concerts with friends “I can’t wait to see avenged with char and sandy omfg that stadium is NAWT prepared!!!”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive: they interpret events in terms of meaning, luck, and manifesting (e.g. “idk how it keeps happening but it keeps happening…what should I manifest next 😋”) and exaggerate experiences into humorous narratives rather than listing concrete details, like “trying to be normal at work while remembering I stood in front of matt shadows and looked in his eyes and had a conversation with him”. They are clearly Feeling: they emphasize emotional bonds and empathy, defending a teen from online dogpiling in “as adults we should have developed the capability to distinguish between a joke…what’s insane is adults dogpiling a TEENAGER…” and frequently express affection for moots and the band, like “so many of my lovely gorgeous moots in one picture 🥹🫶🏻 such a perfect moment and so well deserved. DBC fam forever!! 💀🦇🖤”. Their lifestyle looks more Perceiving than Judging: they are impulsive about tickets and merch, e.g. “someone PLEASE teach me impulse control…..” and casually consider adding more shows or spontaneous solo runs like “my brain is being evil and telling me to get a ticket to the mansfield, MA show too and just do an epic four show NE region solo run…..” rather than sticking to rigid plans. Overall, their energetic fandom, emotional expressiveness, manifesting language, and spontaneous decisions best match ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If looking at pictures of M. Shadows is your emotional regulation, I volunteer as the control group—start with that meet & greet pic you added to your A7X notices and we can run a very long-term study together.
- You manifest Matt coming back to Twitter, Johnny making a TikTok, and Zacky speedo pics… if I say I want a date with you, do I need a Deathbat or does your mind-control just handle the rest?
- You really told Brooks to do a mukbang, Matt to come back to X, Zacky to post speedo pics, and Johnny to join TikTok—all I’m asking is a fraction of that chaos energy: coffee, cosmic on loop, and you telling me every detail of Puerto Rico.
- As a fellow girl who can go from Avenged Sevenfold to Taylor Swift, I’m just trying to be the ‘Good Charlotte three times this summer’ to your ‘four-show NE solo run’—chronically overcommitted to seeing you again.
- Your mailman clocked all your A7X packages; I’m just trying to be the next thing with a tracking number headed your way: estimated arrival sometime before Montreal and Camden, contents listed as ‘one dilf-Matt enjoyer who thinks your DBC #5086 era is dangerously cute.’
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Debit card belongs to Avenged Sevenfold. Once asked Brooks for a mukbang & Matt to return to X in the same meet & greet. Deathbat Rewards success story.– @hailtothesyn
Your signature cocktail
The Deathbat Fangirl Fizz
This is a strong but playful drink, because you’re the kind of person who says “god I should not have to go to work my job should be looking at pictures of avenged sevenfold and talking to my friends” and then still somehow powers through real life. Spiced dark rum channels the intense, slightly unhinged devotion behind lines like “not now babe I need to look at pictures of m shadows to emotionally regulate” and your status as “number one dear god stan.” Black cherry soda makes it sweet, loud, and dramatic—like going from “avenged pissing me off… goes to see them four more times this year” to planning even more shows. Silver edible glitter is for the main‑character energy of manifesting perks—“idk how it keeps happening but it keeps happening…what should I manifest next 😋”—and flexing Deathbat Rewards wins like “I just got a wes lang box for $22 god I love deathbat rewards”. A dash of bitters nods to your ticketing and fandom frustrations in “it’s sad that it’s reached a point where this has become the standard ticketing experience”, while still keeping the drink mostly sweet. The lime wedge—squeezed and dropped in—adds a sharp, bright edge, like you loudly clowning on yourself and the band in “laughing at myself because why did I go through the line…all I did was demand they do stuff for me” and plotting more chaos with “hashtag more fangirls on rail at avenged shows 2026” in this tweet.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show strong Gryffindor-style boldness and impulsiveness, especially around doing wild fandom things and owning it. For example, they joke about getting “banned from all future meet & greets” for trying to sneak a picture of Brian’s feet in “me getting banned from all future meet & greets after trying to take a sneaky picture of brian’s feet but the flash was on”, and admit they need someone to teach them self-control in “someone PLEASE teach me impulse control…..”. They also frame themselves as the one willing to go first when everyone else is scared, saying they were “being braver than the US marines” at the meet & greet in “thinking about me and korey asking two grown men if they wanted to go in front of us at the meet & greet bc we were scared and both of them telling us they were scared too 😭 me being braver than the US marines and having to go first bc everyone else was scared LMAO”. That eagerness to confront scary/exciting situations shows classic Gryffindor courage. They also directly confront community behavior, calling out adults dogpiling a teenager in “as adults we should have developed the capability to distinguish between a joke… what’s insane is adults dogpiling a TEENAGER for an innocuous tweet…”, which fits Gryffindor’s tendency to stand up loudly for what they see as right. While they clearly have loyalty and humor, the dominant traits are bravery, impulsiveness, and a flair for dramatic, front-facing action—very Gryffindor-coded.
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Your song
Dear God - Avenged Sevenfold
The best fit is “Dear God” by Avenged Sevenfold, which they literally call out in their bio as being the “number one dear god stan & m shadows lover.” Their whole account orbits around emotional devotion to the band and especially Matt, like when they say they’re “missing the mullet” and post edits and thirsting tweets nonstop. The longing and soft, romantic tone of Dear God matches how they talk about missing Matt and the band, for example when they say “I wanna talk to Matt again I miss him” and “the next time I see Matt he’ll be 45”. Even their emotional regulation is tied to him, as shown by “not now babe I need to look at pictures of m shadows to emotionally regulate”, which aligns with the song’s theme of needing that one person to feel grounded. Their entire timeline reads like a modern, extremely online, fangirl version of the yearning and devotion at the heart of Dear God.
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