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Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because she’s intensely opinionated, politically and morally engaged, and unafraid to lecture people when she thinks they’re wrong. This user writes multi-tweet threads calling out harmful language and behavior, like their post on MAP terminology: “please note that label enables child predators. It’s literally a whistle for preds to find victims and distribute csem.”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to dive into ethics and social issues. They also balance being very online and fandom-obsessed—ships, headcanons, and hyperfixations on Genshin and HSR—with a strong moral stance, as seen in “Talking more about how much you hateee proshippers than actually doing anything about actual csa is really rich…”. The mix of genuine concern for justice and sharp, sometimes cutting sarcasm in tweets like “You’re actually out of your mind you need to do some reflection. You’re disgusting theres no excuse.” is very Lisa-coded: undeniably earnest, a bit self-righteous, but ultimately driven by wanting people to think critically and do better.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly interactive, full of call‑outs and community engagement (e.g., rallying others in posts like “ITS BACK ITS BACK REPORT IT” and “Send me gimmicks nowwww huhhh”), and they seem energized by discourse rather than drained by it. Their focus is strongly Intuitive, prioritizing abstract discourse on ethics, fandom culture, and labels over concrete day‑to‑day details, as in threads like “Links to sources that validate proshipping/darkshipping…” and their critique of how terms like “MAP” function as dog whistles in “if you are using the term ‘MAP’…”. They clearly favor Feeling over pure logic: moral language and concern for harm to kids and marginalized people dominate their arguments, for example “Imagine worrying more about some fictional ships than files being released of children being killed…” and calling people “disgusting” rather than just “incorrect.” Their style is impulsive, playful, and flexible rather than structured, which fits Perceiving: they jump from serious discourse to horny jokes like “Shifting into being an egg in Aventurine’s womb” and spontaneous shipping headcanons such as “Would anyone care if I made an a/b/o scent headcanon for Ratiorine” with no sign of long‑term planning or rigid scheduling. The combination of high social energy, value-driven arguments, abstract focus on community dynamics, and chaotic, improvisational posting style aligns best with ENFP.

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16 • auDHD fandom goblin. Once got locked for yelling at a predator and still logs on mainly to yell about ships in HSR & Genshin instead of sleeping.– @Haithoomiiii

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Spiced dark rum stands for their intense, no-filter callouts and willingness to go to war with predators and antis, like when they said “Say it to my face pussy ass bitch… Get ratioed loser”. Blood orange juice adds a sweet-but-sharp tang, mirroring the way they’ll pivot from furious threads about MAP terminology to gushing over ships like “Rtrn rtrn rtrn ratiorine goldenratio honeyapple ratiorine uh did I mention Ratiorine?”. Lavender-hibiscus soda brings a dreamy, slightly weird florality that matches their alt vibes, neopronouns, and eggy jokes like “Shifting into being an egg in Aventurine’s womb”. A dash of chili bitters captures the bite in posts like “Chopped as fuck wash your hair greaseball” and their absolute refusal to sugarcoat calling out racism and bad faith arguments. The edible glitter rim represents their hyperfixation-fandom sparkle, from screaming about Haikaveh and Ratiorine to proudly declaring “Will you ever stop talking about your fave ships?” with zero intention of calming down.

Your Hogwarts House
Their dominant traits are confrontational courage and a strong instinct to protect others, which are core Gryffindor qualities. They repeatedly call out people they perceive as predators or harmful, even when it results in direct conflict or account locks, e.g. “Sorry chat I was locked for telling a child predator mean things” and “Antishipping racist child predator trying to make another account… Let’s get this fucking disgusting groomer who harasses us banned again please 💀”. They show a strong moral drive to defend children and victims of abuse, criticizing others for focusing on fandom drama instead of real harm: “Imagine worrying more about some fictional ships than files being released of children being killed, raped, abused, eaten, tortured, sold into human trafficking, etc?” and “Talking more about how much you hateee proshippers than actually doing anything about actual csa is really rich…”. Their style is impulsive, aggressive, and unafraid of backlash, as seen in posts like “Say it to my face pussy ass bitch… Get ratioed loser” and “Grown fucking woman by the way calling children bitches for the fiction they like. You shut your fucking mouth, bullying children over a ship who even are you jfc”. While they show some analytical thread-writing and loyalty to friends/‘oomfs,’ their defining behavior is bold, confrontational defense of their beliefs and vulnerable groups, which aligns most closely with Gryffindor.

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A fitting song for them is bad idea right? by Olivia Rodrigo because it balances chaotic humor, messiness, and self-awareness in the same way their timeline does. They constantly lean into unhinged, horny, and deliberately over-the-top jokes like “Shifting into being an egg in Aventurine’s womb” and “Mmmm this as shota Haitham x Kaveh drools”, which mirrors the song’s reckless, self-indulgent vibe. At the same time, they’re fiercely confrontational and unapologetic, calling out predators and antis with tweets like “Antishipping racist child predator trying to make another account… Let’s get this fucking disgusting groomer who harasses us banned again please 💀” and “Say it to my face pussy ass bitch… Get ratioed loser”. The song’s lyrics about knowingly doing something messy and then doubling down fit their attitude when they proudly embrace controversial ships and dark content, for example “Out of all the incest ships you could choose you chose a plain ass straight one… S*nbin sucksssss bro Hanya x Xueyi and Kaeluc is where its at”. Overall, the mix of chaotic humor, teenage intensity, and defiant self-acceptance in bad idea right? reflects both their fandom obsessions and their confrontational, ride-or-die online persona.

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