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Your Simpsons character
The mix of self‑deprecating humor, impulsiveness, and genuine warmth lines up most closely with Homer Simpson. Like Homer constantly calling himself dumb or a failure, Haku jokes about himself as a “fat fucking chud bum” in “Nepal at the absolute bottom at 20, i’m such a fat fucking chud bum holy” and rants in “fuck my stupid baka chungus life i hate hate hate the ducking snow”. Homer loves food, booze, and lazy comforts; Haku similarly posts about alcohol and snacks, like “Soju and ow, both things bad for my health” and “just eating dinner slop atp”. There’s also chaotic, slightly reckless energy—losing money gambling in “lost 85 bucks at da casino” and getting into games that are “so dogshit” in “playing rivals is so miserable, that game is legit so dogshit and you cannot carry alone in that game”—which fits Homer’s constant questionable decisions. At the same time, Haku shows real affection for friends and fictional characters, like celebrating others’ weddings in “me pulling up to alyas wedding and yuns wedding tbh” and calling Kamina and Reigen “my goats” in “Kamina and Reigen my goats”, echoing Homer’s big-hearted loyalty beneath the clownish exterior.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly reference friends and group dynamics, tagging others and planning shared experiences, e.g. inviting friends with “only 15k dhs @alyshe4rt @pancakechi6 . come join me twins” and joking about attending others’ weddings in “me pulling up to alyas wedding and yuns wedding tbh”. Their humor and interests show Intuition over Sensing: they enjoy ideas, media, and fictional worlds (anime, games, memes), focusing on vibes and meanings rather than concrete detail, like reflecting on emotional associations with music in “i dont think i can listen to artic monkeys without thinking of her tbh. its why i stopped listening to them” and musing on imagination in “this probably how ppl who actually read can imagine things and bring it to life. fuck my chungus life cause i never read”. Their decision-making and values point to Feeling: they talk about relationships and morality (e.g. “i dont trust people who dont date to marry”) and show concern for others’ experiences, as in “Trying to be respectful about edaters cause ik some victims”. They seem more Perceiving than Judging: their life appears spontaneous and flexible (casino losses, impulsive gaming phases, drinking, and joking about being unemployed), as shown in “2 week christmas mc phase save meee or even terraria” and “lost 85 bucks at da casino”. The mix of high social energy, emotional openness, meme-y expressive language ("i’m crine," "fuck my stupid baka chungus life"), and loose, in-the-moment lifestyle aligns best with ENFP.

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21 | Overwatch enjoyer, anime nerd, and part-time avocado security guard. Occasionally seen losing at casinos and winning at being chronically online.– @Haku_69420

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with soju as the base, a nod to their own words: “Soju and ow, both things bad for my health”, capturing their chaotic gamer energy and late-night queue habits. Espresso liqueur represents the intense, slightly bitter emotional core behind lines like “i dont think i can listen to artic monkeys without thinking of her tbh. its why i stopped listening to them”, fueling both malding and introspection. Lychee juice adds a sweet, playful note echoing their pandamaxxing bio and softer side when they say things like “i want what denji and asa have tbh” and their love for cute, peak moments. A dash of sea-salt saline captures the self-deprecating, salty humor in posts such as “belly so fat and big and round i could cosplay as my goat roadhog” and “this gmae suckksss why did i come back”. Finally, serving it frozen over crushed ice with a splash of soda mirrors their high-energy, experimental, slightly unhinged vibe seen in tweets like “do not let me near alc.” and their constant “SIX SEVENNNNN” hype, making the drink strong, sweet-bitter, and loud—just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Haku shows strong Hufflepuff-style loyalty and attachment to friends: they constantly include friends with affectionate tagging and inside jokes, like inviting them along in tweets such as “only 15k dhs @alyshe4rt @pancakechi6 . come join me twins” and laughing with them in “LOL AHAHAHHAAH @alyshe4rt @pancakechi6”. There is also a clear emotional sincerity and desire for meaningful connection, for example “i dont trust people who dont date to marry” and “i want what denji and asa have tbh”, which fits Hufflepuff’s valuing of genuine, lasting bonds over status. Haku’s self-deprecating humor, like “belly so fat and big and round i could cosplay as my goat roadhog” and “19 year old. unemployed . yeah no the mother in law was right”, points more to down-to-earth modesty than Slytherin-style ambition. They also show a kind of gentle fairness and empathy when talking about others, e.g. “Trying to be respectful about edaters cause ik some victims”, indicating they think about people’s feelings even in online discourse. While there is humor, gaming, and some impulsivity, the core through-line is loyalty, emotional warmth, and a preference for being a good friend over being impressive or ‘on top,’ all of which are quintessentially Hufflepuff traits.

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A nostalgic, slightly melancholic but still playful vibe fits them well, and Sweater Weather captures that mix of yearning, self-deprecation, and romantic fixation they show. They’re clearly sentimental and attach music to people, admitting that “i dont think i can listen to artic monkeys without thinking of her tbh. its why i stopped listening to them”, which mirrors the song’s association of certain feelings and memories with specific sounds and moments. Their humor and online-chaotic tone — from “fuck my stupid baka chungus life i hate hate hate the ducking snow” to “belly so fat and big and round i could cosplay as my goat roadhog” — matches the track’s blend of cool detachment with intense emotion. The way they talk about relationships and dating, like “i dont trust people who dont date to marry” and wanting what fictional couples have in “i want what denji and asa have tbh”, reflects the song’s craving for deep connection beneath a casual, modern aesthetic. Overall, Sweater Weather feels like the soundtrack to someone who jokes constantly, games all night, drinks with friends, but is quietly romantic and heavily shaped by past crushes and online-era intimacy.

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