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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: His self-deprecating humor shines in tweets like 'Lol i got bitten by a centipede in the toilet again. Absolutely embarrassing with these insects.'
- Passionate: He deeply engages with topics he loves, whether it's football ('ronaldo isn't washed!? no way.') or metal music ('Florida DM is the funniest scene of all time this is completely unserious').
- Politically Conscious: He critiques societal issues, as seen in 'well yeah this is happening because the system has explicitly shown us over the years dat playing by their rules will practically get us nowhere.'
- Relatable: His casual tone and personal anecdotes, like 'my parents used to genuinely think I was planning to be a plane hijacker,' make him approachable.
- Resilient: Despite health struggles, he maintains a sense of humor and determination, such as in 'ulcer is becoming painful again. fuck me man.'
Weaknesses:
- Health Issues: His recurring ulcer pain, as mentioned in 'Gels are not helping me ease off this fucking ulcer pain,' seems to be a significant challenge.
- Overcritical: He can be overly critical, as seen in 'the way all of these suck,' which might alienate some people.
- Self-Doubt: He expresses insecurity, such as in 'my hardcore dancing is so bad lol i would die in a pit.'
- Cynical: His comments on societal issues, like 'these cyberspaces r getting more n’ more vile by the moment,' reveal a pessimistic outlook.
- Procrastination: His fear of returning to math, as seen in 'I am terrified. I am a mathematical victim,' suggests a tendency to delay challenging tasks.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Violent shares Comic Book Guy's passion for niche interests and critical nature. His tweet 'Florida DM is the funniest scene of all time this is completely unserious' mirrors the character's tendency to dissect subcultures. Like Comic Book Guy, he has strong opinions, as seen in 'the way all of these suck.' Both are unapologetically themselves, embracing their quirks and hobbies with gusto.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Violent embodies the INTP type: introverted, intuitive, thinking, and perceiving. His intellectual curiosity shines in tweets like 'I hope Mr. no one(with a yellow underscore) can teach me how to approach these literary behemoths.' His analytical nature is evident in his critiques, such as 'well yeah this is happening because the system has explicitly shown us over the years dat playing by their rules will practically get us nowhere.' His humor and self-reflection, seen in 'my parents used to genuinely think I was planning to be a plane hijacker,' align with the introspective and quirky traits of an INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a centipede? Because you’ve bitten into my heart and won’t let go.
- Are you a Football Manager save? Because I’d spend 200 hours trying to win you over.
- Is your name Ulcer? Because you’re the only pain I’d endure to be close to.
- Are you a Florida death metal riff? Because you’re completely unserious and I love it.
- Are you humidity in Vietnam? Because you’ve got me sweating just thinking about you.
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Metalhead | Football fanatic | Chronic ulcer sufferer | Political ranter | Centipede bite survivor | Leaving Vietnam for new adventures 🌍 | I’ll win you the World Cup (in Football Manager).– @halfmetercomet
Your signature cocktail
Centipede Bite
The 'Centipede Bite' reflects Violent’s bold and spicy personality. Whiskey symbolizes his depth and intensity, while ginger beer adds a quirky, refreshing twist. Lime represents his sharp humor, and Tabasco gives a nod to his fiery critiques, like 'the way all of these suck.' It’s a drink that bites back, much like his centipede stories.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Violent fits Ravenclaw due to his intellectual curiosity and analytical nature. His tweet 'I hope Mr. no one(with a yellow underscore) can teach me how to approach these literary behemoths' reflects a thirst for knowledge. His nuanced critiques of societal systems, like 'playing by their rules will practically get us nowhere,' show a thoughtful and reflective mind. While he has a playful side, his deep engagement with niche topics like metal music and football suggests a Ravenclaw's love for exploring ideas.
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Master of Puppets - Metallica
This song's intense energy and critique of control align with Violent's personality. His tweet 'well yeah this is happening because the system has explicitly shown us over the years dat playing by their rules will practically get us nowhere' reflects the song's themes. His love for metal music, as seen in 'Florida DM is the funniest scene of all time,' makes this an even better fit.
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