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Your Simpsons character
Jiksy perfectly embodies the cynical, gatekeeping, and socially isolated nature of The Simpsons' Jeff Albertson, better known as Comic Book Guy. Like the character, this user is deeply entrenched in niche internet subcultures and anime, often dismissing mainstream media as “pure slop” or attacking other fans by calling them “the lowest tier of goyim”. His feed is a mixture of self-loathing about being a “truecel” and hyper-fixation on fictional characters, mirroring Comic Book Guy's lonely life inside the Android's Dungeon. Furthermore, his obsession with gaming and digital “waifus” over real relationships is evident in tweets where he admits to “scrolling reddit porn” at 5 AM or being “unlovable” around women.

Your MBTI personality Type
Jiksy fits the INTP profile by combining social withdrawal with a detached, often transgressive, analytical lens. Their Introversion is evident in descriptions of solitary habits like “Up at 5 am eating doritos and scrolling reddit porn” and a general discomfort around people. The Intuition/Thinking preference manifests in their dark, abstract humor and cynical social commentary, such as their take on “the average umamusume fan” being susceptible to 'AI slop' and their blunt, logical breakdown of “B2B sales” derived from degenerate habits. Finally, their Perceiving nature is shown through a lack of structure and impulse-driven behavior, admitted when they ask, “tf do I even be doing on this app brah”.

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Finance student and Overwatch enthusiast. When I’m not stuck in Elo hell or catching up on reading, I’m probably hunting for the perfect overpriced airport latte.– @hallowedsckness

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This experimental, high-caffeine concoction is served at 5 AM for those “up at 5 am eating doritos and scrolling reddit porn”. The heavy Diet Coke base honors the user's belief that you aren't human unless you “drink at least 5 diet cokes a day”, while a double dose of bitters captures the “incel rage” that permeates the profile. The drink is topped with a controversial 'liquid gold' garnish, a nod to the user's “freaky ass chud” nature and their specific comment regarding their “wife is doing it... her liquid gold”. It’s a bitter, strong, and deeply chaotic beverage meant for someone who proudly proclaims that “this account is only for pervert lolicon incels”.

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Jiksy aligns with Slytherin due to a heavy reliance on self-preservation and a cynical, resourceful worldview shaped by 'blackpill' philosophy and social hierarchy. He displays a cunning wit and a distinct lack of concern for conventional morality, evidenced by his claim to be “a registered sex offender” just to maintain a specific online persona. His ambition is localized to his digital niche, where he admits he is “tryna min max this twitter game” to achieve influence. Furthermore, his blatant elitism regarding his subculture, warning that “normalfags stop following me this account is only for pervert lolicon incels”, mirrors the exclusionary and proud nature of Salazar Slytherin’s house.

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The song perfectly captures @hallowedsckness's self-deprecating online persona, which is heavily built around the 'incel' and 'truecel' subcultures where he feels like an outsider. He frequently posts about his perceived lack of attractiveness and social failure, tweeting things like “how I feel existing around women #unlovable #chopped #incel #chud #khhv”. The lyrics 'I wish I was special' contrast with his admission of “listening to this and bursting with incel rage”. Much like the song's themes of voyeurism and alienation, he describes a deep sense of exclusion from normal romantic life, lamenting that “someone will be living this life, just not you” while admitting to being a “freaky ass chud”.

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