Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative spirit: He shows an interest in artistic hobbies, mentioning that he likes to “play and draw” and initially used the platform to share art.
- Altruistic intent: Despite his own struggles, he clarifies that he “fully encourage others to seek recovery” and wishes the best for his followers.
- Honest self-expression: He is very transparent about his internal state, choosing to use his account as “my diary” to process difficult emotions.
- Resilient efforts: He has documented several periods of being “clean this whole time” and trying to find happiness through hobbies like yumeshipping.
- Polite engagement: He maintains a friendly tone with his community, often greeting them with “HI NEW OOMFS 🤍🤍🤍” and offering follow-backs.
Weaknesses:
- Severe self-harm: He frequently posts about his injuries, noting a transition from light cuts to “actually styro” and mentioning nerve damage.
- Passive suicidality: He expresses a lack of care for his safety, stating “im passively suicidal” and hoping for accidental harm.
- Body dysmorphia: He struggles with intense body image issues, wishing to be “an unhealthy, scary and concerning skinny”.
- Recovery defeatism: He has adopted a mindset of “anti self recov”, believing that getting better is impossible for himself.
- Poor coping mechanisms: He relies on dangerous outlets when stressed, such as deciding to cut because his “address spammed to me” on his main account.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, @haloobscura is a sensitive, artistic 16-year-old who feels like an outsider, often expressing a deep sense of nihilism and intellectualized sadness. This user struggles with feeling unappreciated and misunderstood by those around them, much like Lisa’s constant battles with her family, noted when they state: “i get woken up by getting yelled at and being told im lazy and stupid”. Their identification with playing the “cello” mirrors Lisa’s dedication to the saxophone as an emotional outlet. Furthermore, the user’s bleak outlook on their future and identity, evidenced by the tweet “ill never live a normal life”, reflects the existential dread Lisa often faces in The Simpsons. Both the user and the character find themselves in a constant cycle of seeking validation while feeling fundamentally “hopeless” about their place in the world.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Lo demonstrates Introversion and a preference for internal worlds, explicitly stating “i check here occasionally if im feeling down” and using the platform as a private “diary” rather than for social engagement. Their Intuitive side is shown through abstract self-perception and identity crises, such as “i dont know who i am anymore” and “i am not a real person”. They are a clear Feeling type, making decisions based on intense emotional states and self-loathing, often tweeting “i hate myself and my life”. Finally, their Perceiving nature is evident in their spontaneous, unorganized approach to life and recovery, admitting “i have periods of inactivity... thats when i try to recover it never works though” and describing themselves as “FULL of whimsy”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a cello? Because I’d love to see you shine in the spotlight instead of just practicing in the dark.
- Forget the labubu—I promise I’m way better at providing cuddles and much harder to make cry.
- You said you're full of whimsy, so how about we skip the 'limbo' and I take you out for a coffee that's actually worth a 7k step walk?
- I promise I’m not 'normaltwt,' but I am definitely interested in being the best 'oomf' you’ve ever migrated for.
- Since you're worried about being perceived, how about we just focus on a private duet? I hear you're pretty talented with the strings.
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Cello enthusiast and high school student navigating the path toward graduation. When I’m not practicing, I’m likely drawing or exploring new art styles.– @haloobscura
Your signature cocktail
The Limbo Cello-Shot
This drink captures the 'limbo' of a 16-year-old artist who feels “i will never be happy”. The thick hibiscus syrup mirrors his fixation on aesthetics, specifically when he notes, “i wish my blood dripped more i think i just have thick blood”, while the dark cocoa represents his habit of “looking at my legs in the dark” to see his scars. The strong vodka base reflects his internal turmoil and the “minor nerve damage” he’s sustained, yet the silver leaf garnish honors the 'whimsy' he claims to have while “playing and drawing” in his digital sanctuary.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Lo exhibits strong Slytherin traits through his focus on self-preservation and a distinct sense of hierarchy within his community. His resourcefulness in seeking out tools despite parental intervention is clear when he notes, “ive had some thoughts of cutting again and actually i found a box cutter in a closet by the bathroom”. He shows an ambitious desire for a specific aesthetic and identity, stating, “an unhealthy, scary and concerning skinny i want looks of worry and concern”. Furthermore, his cunning nature is evident in how he hides his actions from those around him, claiming, “im a smarty smart pants i cut within a line of where i wear my favorite hairtie”. This calculated approach to his environment and personal goals aligns him firmly with the house of ambition and resourcefulness.
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Your song
Sharpener - Cavetown
The song Sharpener perfectly mirrors @haloobscura's struggle with self-harm and the cycle of addiction to it, specifically his reliance on tools as seen when he “JUST OPENED A PENCIL SHARPENER”. The lyrics focus on the shame and isolation of these habits, echoing his fear that “my irls... are so sick of me” and his belief that he will “never live a normal life”. Much like the song's themes of failed recovery, he admits to periods where he tries to heal, but “it never works though”. Ultimately, his “anti self recov” stance and the visual documentation of his scars align with the track's somber portrayal of a young person feeling trapped by their own coping mechanisms.
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