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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, ham is a high-achieving student who is deeply concerned with ethics and social justice, often feeling isolated by the perceived ignorance of others. They share a cynical worldview regarding humanity's flaws, once tweeting that “God should have flooded the earth another time” after seeing questionable content. Ham mirrors Lisa’s artistic temperament and academic pressure, noting that their “grades are DECLINING” due to social media distractions. They are also unafraid to call out hypocrisy, such as when they ranted that “everyone in the replies are SO FUCKING DUMB!!!” regarding discourse on anime. Ultimately, ham possesses Lisa’s signature blend of intellectual elitism and a deep-seated passion for niche subcultures and moral consistency.

Your MBTI personality Type
Ham exhibits Extroverted (E) energy through a constant need for external engagement and 'yapping,' openly wondering “Why am i gaining followers just for YAPPING” in others' replies. Their Intuition (N) is seen in their focus on fandom discourse, ship dynamics, and abstract moral debates rather than daily physical reality, such as their deep “spiritual connection” to memes. They lean toward Feeling (F) by making decisions based on personal values and emotional resonance, notably claiming AngelBeats! is special because it “actually made me evoke such an emotion”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is evident in their self-described “lazy ass” approach and spontaneous posting habits, admitting they “lowkey forgor” to post their own art.

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Visual artist and critic of digital culture. Navigating the intersection of anime fandom and social commentary. Once almost quit Twitter to save my GPA. 🎨✨– @hamthesilly

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures the chaotic energy of a self-proclaimed “lazy ass artist who retweets and yaps instead of posting art”. The Absinthe represents their “badshit insane” bio and love for classic, emotional anime like Angel Beats!, while the bitter lemon reflects their exhaustion with “antis invading the fandom” and “hypocrites” in the replies. The spicy rim is a nod to their willingness to call out “fat white boys from america” and groomers, though the sweetness of the cherry reminds us they are still just a student worried about “grades declining”. It’s an experimental blend for someone who feels “spiritually connected to the she/they one” and isn't afraid to stir the pot.

Your Hogwarts House
Ham demonstrates a strong Slytherin leaning through a combination of self-preservation, unapologetic resourcefulness, and a focus on group loyalty within niche communities. They prioritize their own well-being and academic success when threatened, stating, “Maybe it's actually time to step back from Twitter. My grades are DECLINING because i choose to engage with bullshit like this everyday”. Their blunt, often polarizing commentary on fandom politics—such as seeking out “proshippers/profics who like skullgirls” to escape “antis”—shows a preference for curated environments over universal harmony. Furthermore, their bio's admission of being a “lazy ass artist who retweets and yaps” reflects a certain shrewdness in using the platform for social engagement and “yapping” rather than traditional labor, a hallmark of Slytherin's desire to achieve results through the path of least resistance.

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This song perfectly mirrors ham’s cynical outlook on society and their deep-seated frustration with online discourse. They frequently express a dark, nihilistic view of humanity, such as when they stated “God should have flooded the earth another time” after seeing disturbing images. The track’s themes of finding a personal connection amidst chaos resonate with their bio describing themselves as “badshit insane” while navigating a digital landscape they find exhausting. Ham’s constant battles with hypocrisy and drama are evident when they vent that “everyone in the replies are SO FUCKING DUMB!!!”, yet they remain tethered to the platform. Ultimately, the song captures the essence of an artist who feels “spiritually connected” to niche internet subcultures while despising the world surrounding them.

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