Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares intense feelings, e.g. “I feel so happy rn ... I'm so glad I didn't kill myself 2 days ago like I planned”.
- Self-aware: Reflects on own behavior and phases, e.g. “I used to have a right extremist Phase... glad I did because that makes it so much easier to catch all those dogwhistles”.
- Humorous: Uses humor and exaggeration to cope, e.g. “Spiritually a wet owl” and “My Zimmer ist millionen wert mit den ganzen Pfandflaschen”.
- Caring friend: Worries about others’ paths, e.g. asking “How do I talk my friend out of wanting to become a cop…” and being affected by an online friend not replying “does she actually just hate me”.
- Socially aware: Critiques bigotry and dogwhistles, e.g. “Trying to listen to a playlist... Nazi dogwhistles in the comments” and comments on language politics “Amis versuchen die Deutsche Sprache zu canceln”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Describes active self-harm and risky behavior, e.g. “Sprayed glitter body spray on my cuts and now they sparkle” and “#tbh Pouring stuff intto your cuts ... feels so much better”.
- Suicidal ideation: Frequent references to wanting to die, e.g. “I genuinely want to kill mself but I have too much Potential” and “see you again next week for a suicidal episode”.
- Body-obsessed: Extreme focus on weight and appearance, e.g. “If I don't lock in now and get back to around my lw by may I will actually genuinely promisingly kms” and “Deeply yearning for size XXS”.
- Harsh language: Uses aggressive or dehumanizing phrasing, e.g. “My irl bsf is such an annoying fucking cunt I can't do this anymore” and “I hate that fucking loser die”.
- Identity distress: Struggles intensely with gender and self-image, e.g. “Thinking abt turning my prns back to she/her ... I feel like I'm lying to myself and others by introducing ms as male online” and “I wish I could be a normal girl”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson, but as a much darker, more online version. Like Lisa, they’re intelligent, hyper-verbal, and politically aware, calling out things like Nazi dogwhistles in YouTube comments in “Trying to listen to a playlist on youtube just to get hit with all the Nazi dogwhistles in the comments shutupppp” and criticizing U.S. conservatives in “Female is such a beautiful word when not used by fat conservative men”. They wrestle with identity and gender dysphoria in a way Lisa often does with her own ideals and self-image, as seen in “Thinking abt turning my prns back to she/her and accepting that I'm a girl because I'll never be able to transition…” and “I wish I could be a normal girl”. Their intense anxiety, perfectionism, and feeling out of place echo Lisa’s emotional struggles, especially in posts like “Being mentally ill with seemingly neurotypical parents is so exhausting” and “I have to go to a doctors appointment alone in 10 minutes and I'm soo stressed about it I'll never be able to live independently”. Finally, the combination of sharp critique, niche interests (like Hannibal and House MD), and self-destructive coping (ED and SH content) feels like Lisa’s sensitivity and overthinking pushed into a much harsher modern teenage reality.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They literally list "INTJ" in their bio, and their tweets align with this. For I vs E, they show social fatigue and distance from others, e.g. "My irl bsf is such an annoying fucking cunt I can't do this anymore... I'm so looking forward to moving cities" and "One of my online friends keeps taking longer and longer to respond... does she actually just hate me", which suggests a small, intense social circle rather than broad social engagement. For N vs S, they often ruminate on identity, future, and meaning instead of just present facts, like "I think if I were able to transition, I would very easily recover from my ed because I'd want to be a bit bigger/musclier as a man..." and "Does anyone else have Shows or movies that they save to watch until their life becomes a little better". Their T vs F leans T in expression: they are blunt and critical, often prioritizing harsh honesty over harmony, as in "Castrate all men" and "I hate that fucking loser die", and they enjoy analyzing politics/dogwhistles: "Trying to listen to a playlist... just to get hit with all the Nazi dogwhistles". For J vs P, they obsess over plans, goals, and self-discipline (even if they struggle to execute), e.g. "If I want to be back at my lw within 2 months I have to eat below 500cals a day without a single day of error" and "If I don't lock in now and get back to around my lw by may I will actually genuinely promisingly kms". Taken together, their introspection, abstract identity-focused thinking, blunt analytical tone, and fixation on long-term plans clearly fit INTJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you ‘cope by being hyper feminine’ because you can’t transition, but honestly? Whether it’s the girl you wish you weren’t or the guy you wish you were, I’d still have a ridiculous crush on both versions of you.
- You’re out here liquid fasting 91 hours, planning under-500-cal days and still calling yourself ‘a fat autistic trans chud’—meanwhile I’m over here thinking: statistically speaking, the biggest thing about you is your impact on my brain chemistry.
- You keep saying ‘recovery is impossible when you have a skinny best friend’ but hear me out: what if you had a mentally ill, Hannibal-obsessed, pro-snack partner in crime instead who reminds you that eating fries with mayo is actually a date, not a ‘moment of weakness’?
- As a fellow Hannigram enjoyer and Frederick-Chilton-enjoyer, I’m just saying: if you ever want someone to obsess over Mexican/French Will edits with, cry over Hugh Dancy’s face, and rank every version of him with you, I am fully ready to be your deranged little co-analyst.
- You said you were glad you didn’t kill yourself two days before because it got warmer and you were happy—can I apply to be one more stupid little reason on that list next time the weather alone isn’t enough?
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Noah | 17, German, trans guy (he/him) | Autistic INTJ surviving on Hannibal, House MD, and dark humor. Once glittered my cuts by accident, never again.– @Handballlettuce
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Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show a strong, sometimes ruthless drive toward their goals, especially around weight and fasting, even when it clearly harms them, which aligns with Slytherin ambition and self-preservation twisted into self-destruction. For example, they calculate extreme plans like “If I want to be back at my lw within 2 months I have to eat below 500cals a day without a single day of error 💝 kill me” and frame it as something they must "lock in" on: “If I don't lock in now and get back to around my lw by may I will actually genuinely promisingly kms”. There’s also a pronounced focus on image, status, and how others perceive them, like “I feel so embarrassed having non shedtwt oomfs I keep wondering what they think of me” and “Seeing Accounts that follow back everyone BUT me 🥹 just tell me to die”, which reflects social sensitivity and a desire for recognition. Their readiness to cut off people and be harsh, such as “My irl bsf is such an annoying fucking cunt I can't do this anymore... I genuinely don't want to see her again after that” and the hyperbolic “Castrate all men”, suggests a sharp, defensive edge typical of Slytherins. Even their reflection on a past extremist phase — “glad I did because that makes it so much easier to catch all those dogwhistles and know who to avoid” — shows strategic, self-protective thinking. While they have flashes of Gryffindor-like bluntness and Ravenclaw-like analysis, the overarching pattern of ambition, fixation on personal advancement, and hard-edged self-protection fits Slytherin best.
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Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A well‑known song that fits them best is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it captures a mix of dark humor, self‑destructive thoughts, and intense teenage longing that runs through their timeline. They talk openly about suicidal ideation and feeling like they ‘should’ die despite having potential, like in “I genuinely want to kill mself but I have too much Potential for my future and I don't want to waste that lowk but I also really need to die” and “I feel so happy rn... I'm so glad I didn't kill myself 2 days ago like I planned... see you again next week for a suicidal episode😘”, which mirrors the song’s tension between wanting a dramatic, tragic youth and actually wanting to live. Their eating disorder posts and obsession with weight and tiny size, such as “If I want to be back at my lw within 2 months I have to eat below 500cals a day without a single day of error 💝 kill me” and “Recovery is impossible when you have a skinny best friend”, echo the song’s fixation on body image and self‑punishment. The gender and identity conflict in “Thinking abt turning my prns back to she/her and accepting that I'm a girl because I'll never be able to transition” also resonates with Teen Idle’s themes of not fitting into the roles you’re supposed to play. Even their mix of sarcasm and melodrama, like “Parents want their children to kill themselves so bad” and “I'd do anything for another chance at life where I'm not a fat autistic trans chud”, fits MARINA’s dramatic, hyper‑emotional, self‑aware style in that song.
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