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This user feels most like Bart Simpson: chaotic, funny, and a little bit feral but clearly affectionate with their friends. Their tweets have Bart’s jokey, mildly unhinged energy, like “kill everyone.” and “ive never seen a bald person w acne maybe that's the secret”, which echo Bart’s dark, offbeat sense of humor. They’re loud about their interests and hype moments, as seen in “WE ARE SO BACK” and “CHILLS BRO”, much like Bart obsessing over whatever he’s into that week. At the same time, there’s a softer side under the chaos: “having a wonderful 18th bday rn ^_^” and [“let's be mutuals!”] in their bio show a desire for connection like Bart’s occasional need to be loved and noticed. Their complaints about their account being dead, such as “this account so deeeaaadd”, mirror Bart’s constant struggle for attention and validation in a funny, self-aware way.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they actively seek mutuals in their bio (“let's be mutuals!”) and frequently address an audience with energetic greetings like “hi friends”, “hi guys”, and playful demands such as “everybody needs to send obscene amounts of money to me”. Their humor and interests show Intuition over Sensing: they enjoy imaginative, slightly absurd ideas like “i think we would all benefit from making a huge cool space station that takes up half of the sky” rather than focusing on practical details. They appear strongly Feeling-oriented: they share emotional states (“please keep me in your prayers”, “motherfucker i am so cold”), emphasize connection (“let's be mutuals!”), and react in a personal, expressive way (“fuck outta here scott 😭😭😭😭😭”). Their timeline is spontaneous and flexible, suggesting Perceiving: they talk about maybe changing accounts without a clear plan (“i might make a new account NGL”), complain that “this account so deeeaaadd”) rather than methodically fixing it, and describe casually replaying games in VC as an “Epic victory” (“replaying trepang2 and gf in vc. Epic victory”). The mix of high social energy, emotional openness, and whimsical, idea-heavy humor fits ENFP best.

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Ellie • 18 • GMT+8 • gamer + media enjoyer. Once lost a 50/50 to Gepard and made peace with it faster than with missing Comic Fiesta.– @handsetgraveyrd

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This drink is named after their bio mantra water ice salt, dialed up to match their chaotic timeline energy. The vodka with chili and citrus is sharp and a little unhinged, just like tweeting “kill everyone.” and then immediately vibing about games like “replaying trepang2 and gf in vc. Epic victory”. Blue curaçao gives it a bright, online-core color that fits the hyperposting of “derrrrppp hiiii” and “hi friends”. The lychee soda or lemonade keeps it sweet and playful, echoing their birthday joy in “having a wonderful 18th bday rn ^_^” and the silly affection of “Beeeeef i wuc🐄🐮BEEF”. The sea salt-sugar rim nods directly to water ice salt and their mix of bittersweet FOMO in “im so sad i missed this year's comic fiesta” and self-aware posts like “this account so deeeaaadd”. Edible glitter or popping candy is the final chaos mod, capturing their dramatic flair in “WE ARE SO BACK” and the melodrama of “please keep me in your prayers”.

Your Hogwarts House
Ellie shows a noticeable streak of intensity and dark humor that aligns well with Slytherin traits. Their tweet “kill everyone.” and the emphatic reactions like “CHILLS BRO” and “WE ARE SO BACK” suggest a taste for drama, high stakes, and powerful moments, which fits Slytherin’s flair for extremity and intensity. They’re also self-aware and somewhat strategic about their social presence, as seen in “this account so deeeaaadd” and “i might make a new account NGL”, showing a willingness to pivot and reinvent themselves to get what they want. Even their joking demands like “it's my birthday tomorrow everybody needs to send obscene amounts of money to me” reflect a cheeky, self‑interested edge rather than pure sentimentality. While they’re friendly and sociable, the dominant vibe is ambitious, dramatic, and a bit ruthless in humor—hallmarks of Slytherin rather than the softer loyalty of Hufflepuff or the idealism of Gryffindor.

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They’re 18 and very online-chaotic, with a mix of dark humor and soft moments that fits the rebellious, anxious teen energy of Teenagers. Posts like “kill everyone.” and “motherfucker i am so cold” show that blend of exaggerated angst and comedy that mirrors the song’s sarcastic edge. Their timeline swings between joking despair and joy — “my priv acc gets more interactions 😭😭”, “this account so deeeaaadd”, and then “having a wonderful 18th bday rn ^_^” — much like the song’s mix of frustration and defiance. They’re into fandoms and games (“just lost my 50/50 to gepard but penacony is hype so i Lowkenuinely dgaf right now”, “replaying trepang2 and gf in vc. Epic victory”), which ties into the alt/scene energy associated with MCR. Overall, their self-aware, dramatic teen persona and playful nihilism make Teenagers a fitting anthem.

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