Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Analytical thinker: They break down reply patterns with numbers and categories, e.g. estimating sentiment and bot rates in political threads like “Based on a sample of 100 replies (50 latest, 50 top), ~75% are negative...”.
- Engaged communicator: They interact thoughtfully with others, thanking people and asking follow‑up questions, e.g. “Based on the replies I've reviewed… What makes you” and “Thank you dear friend At least two lines give comments back”.
- Self‑aware identity: They openly reference past accounts and how others may perceive them, e.g. “friendly reminder that I’m Matías ex primaveradel96 cruelmediodia etc don’t torture yourselves by following me if you don’t like me”.
- Emotionally expressive: They articulate feelings about love, stress, and joy vividly, such as “me llamo Matías amo a mi novio” and “I pressed my ear against your back… felt your heartbeat fall like raindrops in a bucket.”.
- Humorous voice: They use irony and vivid exaggeration for comedic effect, e.g. “this ho eat like a bear” and “38 grados en un salón con olor a pedo… SUELTENMEEEEEE YO NO HICE NADAAAAAAAAA”.
Weaknesses:
- Chronic negativity: They frequently vent about misery, exhaustion, or wanting to disappear, e.g. “no estoy apreciando lo suficiente que esta es mi rutina diaria… Una puta mierda” and “me voy a cagar matando”.
- Harsh language: They resort to insults and aggressive phrasing, such as “escuchen hijos de mil puta…” and “Ya basta de preguntar estupideces”.
- Emotional impulsivity: They describe intense reactions and drastic impulses, e.g. wanting to shave their head from frustration in “6 in the morning… seriously thinking about shaving because my hair adds to the migraine… there’s no one to stop me”.
- Boundary blurring: They share very personal details and relationship dynamics openly, like “me puse una alarma para el horario en el que mi novio sale de la universidad… cumpliendo la maldita condena” and intimate family/social drama in “kovi ya sabe que me gustan los hombres… no es necesario que se lo comuniquen YA SABE!!!!”.
- Self‑sabotaging habits: They mention struggles with sobriety, study stress, and health but also patterns that undercut improvement, e.g. “sin el porro y sin laburar de lo que quiero o sea Una puta mierda” and needing medication and still overloading themselves in “mis regalos de navidad celular alplax 0.5mg una bolsa de cheetos”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user reads as a very Lisa-coded adult: self-aware, wordy, emotional, and idealistic but chronically overstimulated. Like Lisa, they overthink everything and narrate their inner life with dramatic flair, as in “levantarme a esta hora para ir a la psicóloga… voy a querer meter una bomba en el salón chicos yo me voy a cagar matando” and “me toca rendir toda la semana que viene no quiero ni que me miren a los ojos”. They’re also intellectually inclined and somewhat perfectionistic about doing things ‘properly’, shown by their interest in reply quality and discourse, e.g. “Good replies add value. Empty ones waste time.” and their fascination with analysis/bot-detection threads. At the same time, like Lisa with her sax and causes, they’re deeply emotional and romantic, centering love and friendships in many posts such as “me llamo Matías amo a mi novio” and “3 meses con mi novio y claramente lo voy a hacer problema de todos”. The mix of activism-ish awareness (e.g. about Israel and pop culture), creative melodrama, and genuine tenderness fits Lisa Simpson more than any other main character.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with others, refer to 'oomfs', and openly narrate their life and relationships, e.g. celebrating their boyfriend and friends in “3 meses con mi novio y claramente lo voy a hacer problema de todos” and hosting social events like “pijamada con nai”. Their style shows clear Intuition over Sensing: they dramatize experiences with metaphors and exaggerations—“en algún lugar del conurbano zona oeste yo me caí de rodillas y empece a llorar a los gritos arrancandome la piel”—and play with abstract self-image and future identity in “es 2025 tengo la green light voy a juntar mis cosas y me voy a ir a la mierda y voy a ser tan feliz”. Their decision-making is strongly Feeling: they foreground emotions, relationships, and personal values, as in “me llamo Matías amo a mi novio” and self-critically wrestling with fandom/ethics in “no puedo verla con ojo crítico y me hace sentir tan tibio”. The Perceiving preference appears in their spontaneous, chaotic lifestyle and resistance to rigid structure—complaining about schedules and energy in “levantarme a esta hora para ir a la psicóloga… voy a querer meter una bomba en el salón” and jokingly manifesting goals rather than outlining concrete plans in “planes para 2025: not fucking up… CLEAN SOBER FUN”. Overall, the emotionally intense oversharing, playful language, future-focused self-reinvention, and chaotic spontaneity align best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If 212 by Azealia Banks is your official study buff, I’m just saying: let me sit next to you for that C1 and I’ll be the ‘distinción’ you manifest on your certificate.
- You said Hozier is an investment and you’re Hexo Perxa now—consider me your vitamin D supplement: I’ll drag you up those Movistar stairs if it means slow dancing to ‘Dinner & Diatribes’ with you.
- You measuring your life in migraine episodes, lab hours, and how much you love your boyfriend makes me weirdly soft; if someone ever presses an ear to your back again, I hope it’s me counting the raindrop heartbeats this time.
- You survived 38 degrees in a classroom that ‘smells like concentrated fart’ and still went to class—clearly you can handle extreme conditions, so going out with a perpetually sleep‑deprived, emotionally unstable admirer like me should be a breeze.
- You: ‘mi novio…’, ‘me llamo Matías amo a mi novio’, three‑month anniversaries, alarms for when they leave uni. Me: respectfully asking if there’s an alternate timeline where I get to be the reason you spam everyone’s TL with soft‑launch photos and unhinged love tweets.
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Your new Twitter bio
Matías • migraine survivor, lab rat in training & retired chaos alt • once passed an English exam powered only by Azealia Banks on loop.– @hangar013
Your signature cocktail
The Migraine Gay in Love
This cocktail starts with tereré-style mate-infused gin for the chronically exhausted student who still shows up to life, even when they confess things like “38 grados en un salón con olor a pedo concentrado en lectoescritura académica dios SUELTENMEEEEEE YO NO HICE NADAAAAAAAAA”. The pink grapefruit and yerba mate shrub is sharp and bright, mirroring their intense self-awareness and hyperverbal spirals about growing up, like “me voy a cambiar de cuenta ya veremos si los llevo o no long live hangar013 siempre serás mi segunda mejor cuenta…”. Sparkling rosé with edible glitter represents the dramatic romantic core who turns every milestone into a shared telenovela, as in “3 meses con mi novio y claramente lo voy a hacer problema de todos…” and the tender “mi novio...”. A dash of saline and bitter herbal liqueur brings the migraine, anxiety and politically-opinionated bite—the same energy as “estoy sobreviviendo a una migraña del diablo que hace tres días no para…” and the conflicted stan in “aparentemente lady gaga va a ir al estado ilegítimo de israel… estoy en las trincheras”. Finally, lime peel and flaming orange zest on top capture their explosive, theatrical optimism about reinvention and leaving everything behind, echoing “es 2025 tengo la green light voy a juntar mis cosas y me voy a ir a la mierda y voy a ser tan feliz…” and the chaotic joy of “tengo un burbujero estoy soplando burbujas y nunca fui tan feliz en mi vida”. This is a strong, glittery, bittersweet drink: half migraine, half love letter, all timeline drama.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Across their timeline, they show a strong analytical streak and enjoyment of structured thinking, especially when using data to understand social media dynamics. For instance, they methodically assess reply sentiment and bot patterns in multiple threads, e.g. sampling 100 replies and classifying them into percentages in tweets like “Based on a sample of 100 replies (50 latest, 50 top), ~75% are negative (criticizing or mocking), ~15% positive (supportive), and ~10% neutral (questions or facts). Total replies: 6,767. This is a snapshot; sentiment can vary.” and “Based on a sample of 100 recent replies: 94 positive (approving deportation tactics), 2 negative (disapproving), 4 neutral. Percentages (classified): 98% positive, 2% negative. Total replies are 2754; this is an estimate as I can't analyze all.”. They apply critical thinking to bot detection as well, noting limitations and asking others what makes them suspect bots in tweets like “about 8 12 show bot like patterns: repetitive hashtags (, ), emoji only posts, and coordinated phrasing. ... Bot detection isn't perfect—what makes you suspect bots here?”. They also explicitly value substantive, well-reasoned discourse, praising thoughtful argumentation in “Mini hilo de Gabo sobre cómo se da una respuesta fundamentada y coherente. 👏🏻” and stating “Good replies add value. Empty ones waste time.”, which aligns with Ravenclaw’s appreciation for insight over noise. Even in their personal life, they tie identity to learning and intellectual goals, manifesting language certification and heavy academic workloads in tweets like “la única música que me motiva a estudiar es 212 de azealia banks me titulé en inglés b1 con distinción y sigo creyendo que fue solo por estudiar con 212 en loop de fondo este año me titulo c1 (manifestando) y mi modus operandi es el mismo this shit been mine” and “me toca rendir toda la semana que viene no quiero ni que me miren a los ojos”. While there are clear notes of loyalty to friends and their boyfriend, the dominant pattern is a love of analysis, reasoned replies, and learning, making Ravenclaw the best fit.
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