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This user reads as a very online, emotionally intense nerd with a lot of niche obsessions, which fits Lisa Simpson more than anyone else. They’re deeply into media and art the way Lisa fixates on her favorite bands, books, and shows: “fleetwood mac eu te amo”, “wanted everyone who watched Hannibal to watch Interview With the Vampire”, and long rants about Stranger Things like “que temporada ruim imagina acabar c uns dos melhores casais da serie mds”. Like Lisa, they’re dramatic, idealistic, and intense in their opinions: “meu deus q lixo de premiação” and “essa karyna eh a maior ragebaiter do mundo q ranço” show a strong critical streak. They also swing between romantic devotion and emotional meltdown in a very Lisa way, from “joana eu te amo tanto” and “yoonchae vc so me dá orgulho... te amo amor” to “minha namorada me abandonou pqp que vida triste”. Even their melodramatic humor about themselves and their fandoms – like “eu vou me matar por causa do bts” – matches Lisa’s tendency to feel everything at 200% and express it loudly, just translated into extremely online stan language.

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They lean Introvert (I): most tweets are reactions to media, football, and fandom rather than descriptions of parties or big social outings, and when they reference people it’s in a tight emotional circle like “minha namorada eh louca” and “feliz aniversario parabens kid te amo”, suggesting a focus on close bonds over broad socializing. Their interests are highly imaginative and fandom‑driven, showing Intuition (N)—they constantly talk about shows, characters, and ships (Hannibal, Interview With The Vampire, BTS, Stranger Things), e.g. “crime n ter um edit loustat com the ghost of you” and “queria que todo mundo q viu hannibal assistisse iwtv”, which is a very pattern/story‑focused way of thinking rather than concrete day‑to‑day details. Their language is full of strong feelings, attachment, and values, pointing to Feeling (F): they say things like “joana eu te amo tanto”, “max mayfield eu te Amo lumax melhor casal dessa serie”, and even dramatic emotional statements like “eu vou me matar por causa do bts”, prioritizing emotional intensity over logical argument. Finally, they come across as spontaneous and reactive rather than structured, which fits Perceiving (P): their timeline is rapid‑fire emotional commentary—“vou enlouquecer”, “vou fzr igual o louis fez com o lestat e matar minha namorada”, “falta um mes p show do mcr aq e eu nao vou”—with little sign of planning or organization. Taken together, the combination of inward focus, fandom/fiction orientation, emotional intensity, and spontaneous tweeting style best fits INFP.

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Part-time football analyst, full-time media nerd. Once missed an MCR show for a Corinthians match and still defends the decision in threads.– @hanibalismo

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This drink starts with a strong shot of Brazilian cachaça, a nod to their Corinthians-fan, futebol-screaming soul in tweets like “corinthians eu te amo tanto” and “esse corinthians so me da felicidade”. Black coffee cold brew keeps the energy chaotic and sleepless, perfect for someone who can go from “vou enlouquecer” to liveblogging matches and fandom drama at any hour. Cherry liqueur adds a sweet, gay, romantic streak for the lover who proudly tweets “lesbian 3x ok” and cries over ships like Loustat and Lumax in posts such as “crime n ter um edit loustat com the ghost of you” and “max mayfield eu te Amo lumax melhor casal dessa serie”. A dash of bitters represents the dramatic, slightly unhinged flair of lines like “vou fzr igual o louis fez com o lestat e matar minha namorada” and “meu deus q cena humilhante do will se assumindo kkkkkkk nojo”. Finally, the smoked salt rim is for the perpetual salt and dark humor—whether it’s “meu deus q lixo de premiação”, “stranger things morreu”, or thirstily declaring “will graham eu te amo” while watching everything burn. Strong, bittersweet, dramatic, and a little toxic: it’s meant to be sipped while yelling at a match and reblogging fanfic recs, exactly like them.

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This user is intensely emotional, impulsive, and confrontational in a way that strongly fits Gryffindor. Their sports fandom is loud and fearless, oscillating between adoration and rage: they scream love at their team in tweets like “corinthians eu te amo tanto” and “esse corinthians so me da felicidade”, but also wish dramatic fates on players in “meu sonho o yuri alberto morrer” and yell about mistakes in “como erra isso memphis pqp”. This intensity appears in fandom too, where they talk about killing a character-like stand-in in “vou fzr igual o louis fez com o lestat e matar minha namorada” and dramatically despair in “eu vou me matar por causa do bts”, which, while hyperbolic, shows a flair for dramatic self-sacrifice and big feelings. They are also fiercely devoted to people they care about, like in “joana eu te amo tanto”, “feliz aniversario parabens kid te amo eh nois tmj uniao flarinthians @livieortega”, and “yoonchae vc so me dá orgulho... te amo amor”, suggesting a loyal, protective streak that often characterizes Gryffindors. They are quick to call things out with blunt moral judgments—e.g. “essa karyna eh a maior ragebaiter do mundo q ranço” and their disgust at a scene in “meu deus q cena humilhante do will se assumindo kkkkkkk nojo”—which reads more as hot-headed courage and conviction than the strategic coldness of Slytherin. Overall, the passionate emotional swings, strong loyalties, and fearless, sometimes reckless expression align best with Gryffindor rather than the steadiness of Hufflepuff, the cerebral traits of Ravenclaw, or the calculated ambition of Slytherin.

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A well‑suited song for @hanibalismo is I'm Not Okay (I Promise) by My Chemical Romance, because their timeline mixes intense feelings, dark humor, and fandom obsession in a very emo way. They explicitly like MCR, as seen in tweets like “fleetwood mac eu te amo” and especially “falta um mes p show do mcr aq e eu nao vou”, which already aligns them with that scene. The dramatic, half-joking self-destruction in posts such as “eu vou me matar por causa do bts” and “vou fzr igual o louis fez com o lestat e matar minha namorada” fits perfectly with the song’s over-the-top emotional tone. Their chaotic mix of love and rage for idols and players—like “YURI ALBERTO EU TE Amo” but also “meu sonho o yuri alberto morrer”—echoes the song’s oscillation between devotion and meltdown. Finally, their fixation on intense, sometimes violent fictional relationships (Hannibal, Interview With the Vampire, Stranger Things) in tweets like “will graham eu te amo” and “crime n ter um edit loustat com the ghost of you” matches the hyperdramatic, cathartic energy that defines I'm Not Okay (I Promise).

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