Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Hardworking dancer: Regularly practices and competes in dance, e.g. “i danced for 4 hours today i'm so tired” and “im going to a competition today, wish me luck cause i'm a bit stressed”.
- Organized planner: Plans days and routines carefully, e.g. “my day is gonna be soooo packed tomorrow” and adjusting sleep for school in “okay i'm going to sleep an hour earlier than yesterday by the end of the week i can adjust to my usual school bedtime”.
- Creative foodie: Enjoys inventing themed meals like yogurt bowls, e.g. “since i'm on winter break I will probably be making even more yoghurt bowls, so please suggest some themes” and guessing ingredients in “guess the ingredients of my yog bowl :3”.
- Engaging communicator: Actively invites interaction and recommendations, e.g. “hey guys, since i'm on winter break I will probably be making even more yoghurt bowls, so please suggest some themes” and “if you have any musicals / dance related movie recommendations i'll gladly take them :3”.
- Supportive sharer: Shares tips and resources for others, e.g. recommending an app in “there's an app called steppin you have to walk to earn your screentime basically” and posting pretty trackers in “in case anyone needs trackers for february, THESE ARE SO PRETTY”.
Weaknesses:
- Disordered eating: Frequently glorifies restriction, fasting, and low weight goals, e.g. “this fasting shit so easy” and “i need to rapidly lose a concerning amount of weight”.
- Harsh self-criticism: Speaks very negatively about their body, e.g. “if hip bones and chestbones why fat fucking thighs” and “went to the gym amd i'm so fucking average it's actually killing me”.
- Suicidal ideation: Expresses future plans of self-harm, e.g. “i made peace with the fact i'm gonna die of suicide, but not yet” and threatens self-harm if weight goals aren’t met in “if i'm not gonna be at like 57kg by the end of december i'm gonna commit seriously”.
- Social withdrawal: Avoids opportunities due to body image and food worries, e.g. “honestly the only thing i could worry about when declining was my weight and the fact i'm not thin yet i fucking hate this” and fear of partners seeing their body in “i hope he won't get a chance to see my naked body... until i lose all the unnecessary fat”.
- Sleep neglect: Regularly sacrifices rest for fasting or activities, e.g. “1am i need to go to sleep... it does help me wake up later & eat less” and staying up for movies despite needing a schedule in “okay so i ended up staying up late again cause i was finishing a movie... well i'll do better tmrw”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, driven, self-critical, and very achievement-focused. Like Lisa obsessing over grades and performance, this user constantly tracks progress and sets strict goals, celebrating things like a lower BMI in “19.0 LET'S GO I'M ABOUT TO BE IN THE 18s!!” and pushing themselves in dance and the gym in “i danced for 4 hours today i'm so tired” and “gym day core & legs todayyyy”. There’s also Lisa’s mix of creativity and fandom; this user pours that into K‑pop, yoghurt bowls, and aesthetics, as seen in “hey guys, since i'm on winter break I will probably be making even more yoghurt bowls, so please suggest some themes” and their detailed intro in “🎸 ˚౨ৎ˚ dahlia's intro ₊✩‧₊ ⛓️ 09' ; polish ; she/they!”. Like Lisa’s complicated relationship with her family and body image, this user expresses sensitivity to parental comments in “my mom just said she envies my body... yeah it shows on a daily basis with your comments thank you” and intense self-criticism in “it will never be enough until i genuinely stop looking at my body in every reflecting surface”. Finally, their introspective, sometimes dark reflections on mental health in “i made peace with the fact i'm gonna die of suicide, but not yet” echo Lisa’s tendency toward melancholy and overthinking, even while staying active, social, and high-achieving.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFJ
They lean Introvert (I): a lot of their enjoyment is in solitary or low-key activities like watching movies and doing sudoku, and even social events are described with a self-conscious, inward focus, e.g. worrying about how a guy might see their body: “there's apparently a guy who likes me and he's really cute but i hope he won't get a chance to see my naked body / me in fitted clothes until i lose all the unnecessary fat from it.”. Their tweets mix concrete daily details with bigger-picture self-concepts (identity, future, self-hatred), suggesting iNtuitive (N) over pure Sensing: they often extrapolate from specific situations to broader meaning, like “it will never be enough until i genuinely stop looking at my body in every reflecting surface” and even long-term life plans around suicide: “i made peace with the fact i'm gonna die of suicide, but not yet. after i have lived my life and have nothing else to accomplish, i will do it”. Their tone is deeply emotional, value-driven, and relational, which fits Feeling (F): they fixate on how others see them (“my mom just said she envies my body... yeah it shows on a daily basis with your comments thank you”) and their self-evaluation is intensely emotive rather than analytical, as in “am i actually asexual or just that disgusted with my body that the thought of anyone else seeing it is repulsive”. Finally, they show strong Judging (J) traits in their structured planning around weight, school, and routines: they schedule their sleep and food to meet goals (“okay i'm going to sleep an hour earlier than yesterday by the end of the week i can adjust to my usual school bedtime”) and set specific numeric targets and timelines like “okay so after observing my food & weight tendencies i think i should lose to my 2nd gw by the end of the winterbreak” and “19.0 LET'S GO I'M ABOUT TO BE IN THE 18s!!”. This combination of inward focus, abstract self-reflection, emotionally charged values, and heavy goal-setting/planning is most consistent with INFJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- You know how you said you ‘won’t let lack of discipline ruin’ your progress and then immediately made the prettiest yoghurt bowls on the timeline? I volunteer as tribute to be your next highly disciplined project… preferably in the form of a breakfast date.
- You danced for 4 hours, hit a 19.0 BMI, and still call yourself ‘so average it’s killing me’—meanwhile I’m over here like Flashdance main character watching you: absolutely triggered by how hard I’m crushing.
- You’re out here planning yoghurt bowl ‘themes,’ making budyń for Tłusty Czwartek, and posting snack plates like art exhibits… can I apply for a long‑term partnership where my only job is to guess the ingredients and hype you up?
- You said you might be asexual or just too disgusted with your body for anyone to see it; plot twist: from the outside you read like ‘main dancer energy with moomin-level comfort’ and I’d be honored just to sit next to you on the tram complaining about donut smells.
- You joked about ‘say the thing’ over a homemade burger—so here’s my thing: you bring the reveteen playlists and colourful breakfasts, I’ll bring good tea and movie recs, and we can see if being ‘sickly thin’ to you can be replaced with being stupidly happy together instead.
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Your new Twitter bio
09’ • Polish dancer & yogurt-bowl architect • allergic to cow’s milk but not to K‑pop stages • logging films, steps, and small wins daily– @HANN1EH0NEY
Your signature cocktail
Dahlia’s Winter Break Yog-Bowl Highball
This cocktail is light but quietly intense, just like someone who can say “i danced for 4 hours today i'm so tired” and then still hit the gym on core & legs day. The vodka infused with green tea stands for the disciplined, slightly obsessive grind of fasting and step-counting, echoing posts like “fast & what i broke it with” and “nic + my 1l water bottle + good coffe great coffee, this fasting shit so easy”. The coconut yoghurt liqueur nods to their endless yoghurt bowls and lactose allergy, a creamy-but-safe stand-in for tweets like “i will probably be making even more yoghurt bowls” and “nienawidze miec uczulenia na bialko mleka krowiego”. Grapefruit juice brings a sharp, bitter edge for the body hatred and dark humor in lines like “if hip bones and chestbones why fat fucking thighs” and “i need to rapidly lose a concerning amount of weight”. The sparkling water with diet lemonade captures their fizzy, online-edtwt persona and love of diet drinks, reflected in “& she sips on diet drinks all the time” and the constant bus-tram-gym hustle. Finally, the blueberry purée drizzle is a moody, pretty topping for the K‑pop, movie-marathon, Moomin-loving romantic who can tweet “i love moomins so much” and then admit “it will never be enough until i genuinely stop looking at my body in every reflecting surface”, turning the whole drink into something aesthetically pleasing, complicated, and a little bit heartbreaking.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their timeline shows intense ambition and goal-fixation around weight and appearance, a very Slytherin trait. They repeatedly frame their life and schedule around hitting specific numbers, e.g. celebrating BMI with “19.0 LET'S GO I'M ABOUT TO BE IN THE 18s!!” and planning progress with “i think i should lose to my 2nd gw by the end of the winterbreak if i'm able to keep my intake as it is”. There’s a strategic, almost calculating side in how they manage others to protect their goals, like hiding weigh-ins from family in “i can't weigh myself on the weekends because everyone's at home in the morninggg...” and “i think i'll have to stop weighing myself when someone else is at home, cause since my mom forced me to weigh myself with her in the room she's been keeping an eye on me... i hope i'll manage to lose and not freak out without access to a scale.”. They also show a strong self-preservation instinct expressed in unhealthy ways, e.g. “once winter break is over i'm making myself so busy that fitting meals into my routine will feel like a waste of time”, which reflects prioritizing long-term image goals over comfort. While there is hard work and dedication (which might hint Hufflepuff), the overarching pattern is calculated drive toward a very specific vision of themselves, persistent even against external pressure, which fits Slytherin best.
Your movie
Your song
jealousy, jealousy - Olivia Rodrigo
Olivia Rodrigo’s jealousy, jealousy fits them because it captures obsessive body comparison and self-loathing that shows up throughout their timeline, like when they write about wanting to be “sickly thin” but fearing they’ll lose the energy to dance: “i wanna get sickly thin but then i probably won't have the energy / won't be allowed to dance. but i don't wanna dance looking so imperfect and fat like i do now”. The song’s themes of checking others and never feeling good enough echo their fixation on weight and BMI, for example: “19.0 LET'S GO I'M ABOUT TO BE IN THE 18s!!” and “if hip bones and chestbones why fat fucking thighs”. Lines about social media toxicity and comparison also resonate with their edtwt environment and constant tracking: “okay so after observing my food & weight tendencies i think i should lose to my 2nd gw by the end of the winterbreak…”. Even their frustration at feeling average despite heavy training, like “for the fact i work out for at least 7 hours a week i should be rather skinny but nooooo”, mirrors the song’s mix of envy and exhaustion. Overall, the song’s anxious, self-critical tone and focus on appearance-based worth line up closely with the way they talk about their body, food, and other people online.
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