Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares vulnerability, like feeling useless and crying from frustration about work injuries in “fui mandar áudio pra minha mãe dizendo q me machuquei no trabalho e comecei a chorar de frustração…”.
- Affectionate caring: Shows care for others by baking for colleagues and enjoying giving, as in “quando eu tava no ensino médio eu levava bolo p meus amigos, agora que eu sou adulto… eu levo para meus colegas de trabalho”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes that the problem is societal, not him, in “eu sei que o problema nao e eu e sim as pessoas… mAS mesmo assim eu insisto em me culpar”.
- Resilient proactive: Keeps pushing through hard processes like name/ID change and job stress, as in “no dia da visibilidade trans eu peguei minha identidade nova com meu nomezinho social, as vezes viver vale a pena”.
- Observant introspective: Enjoys watching and understanding people and himself, shown in “eu adoro ficar observando e escutando as pessoas ate mesmo quando eu nao conheço elas” and deep reflections about relationships in “me questiono como as pessoas conseguem se relacionar romanticamente… pra mim isso parece algo tao inalcançável”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-critical harshness: Talks about feeling useless and being a burden, e.g. “o problema nao e estar morrendo de dor, a porra do problema é ser inutil e atrapalhar os outros”.
- Work-related burnout: Frequent posts about work exhausting him mentally and physically, such as “muito foda que hoje eu tinha planejado treinar… mAs eu simplesmente hibernei” and “creio que morrer e melhor que trabalhar”.
- Romantic insecurity: Feels relationships are nearly impossible and fears rejection for being trans, in “e uma merda sentir interesse em alguém mas ai lembrar que eu sou trans e que a chance da pessoa ser de boa e me aceitar é baixíssima” and “me questiono como as pessoas conseguem se relacionar romanticamente… pra mim isso parece algo tao inalcançável”.
- Self-destructive talk: Uses death and disappearance as coping language, like “dormir nao e suficiente, preciso morrer” and “nossa que inferno que caralho que vontade de desaparecer”.
- Unhealthy coping: Relies heavily on smoking and struggles to cut back, seen in “vou parar de fumar” contrasted with “o tanto que eu to fumando ultimamente e brincadeira d vdd o trabalho tá acabando com a minha cabecinha”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s intensely introspective, sensitive, and often feels out of place in the world, much like this user does when they say things like “me questiono como as pessoas conseguem se relacionar romanticamente e sexualmente… pra mim isso parece algo tao inalcançável” and “eu sei como é se sentir diferente eu nao sou diferente, eu sou?”. Lisa is driven and self-critical, which echoes in tweets such as “o problema nao e estar morrendo de dor, a porra do problema é ser inutil e atrapalhar os outros” and “to me sentindo um bosta pq nao to conseguindo treinar e nem cuidar da minha alimentação direito”. Like Lisa, they have strong emotions and can be dramatic in a darkly humorous way, as seen in “dormir nao e suficiente, preciso morrer” and “creio que morrer e melhor que trabalhar”. There’s also a clear streak of idealism and care for others—bringing cake to coworkers in “quando eu tava no ensino médio eu levava bolo p meus amigos, agora… eu levo para meus colegas de trabalho”—that mirrors Lisa’s desire to nurture and connect despite feeling misunderstood. Even their intense media fixation and emotional attachment to characters, as in “eu to cjroando vai se fude pq eu me maltrato desse jeito vendo um personagem que eu tenho um carinho tao grande morrendo”, is very Lisa-coded: passionate, overinvested, and deeply feeling.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean strongly Introverted: they often feel drained by work and people and seek withdrawal, e.g. “dormir nao e suficiente, preciso morrer” and “nem cheguei no trampo e ja to sofrendo”, and describe themselves as someone who observes rather than participates, as in “eu adoro ficar observando e escutando as pessoas ate mesmo quando eu nao conheço elas”. Their focus is more Intuitive than Sensing: they repeatedly reflect on meanings and inner states—identity, love, acceptance—like “me questiono como as pessoas conseguem se relacionar romanticamente… pra mim isso parece algo tao inalcançável” and “o fato de que eu quero amar pra caralho de uma forma surreal anormal mas simplesmente nao consigo desenvolver nada romântico”, instead of just describing external facts. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: decisions and reactions are grounded in emotion, hurt, and values—for instance “sabe qq e foda que eu sei que o problema nao e eu e sim as pessoas… mesmo assim eu insisto em me culpar” and “e uma merda sentir interesse em alguém mas ai lembrar que eu sou trans e que a chance da pessoa ser de boa e me aceitar é baixíssima”. On the J–P axis, they read more Perceiving: they struggle to keep routines and plans like training or cleaning, e.g. “muito foda que hoje eu tinha planejado treinar… mAs eu simplesmente hibernei” and “to me sentindo um bosta pq nao to conseguindo treinar e nem cuidar da minha alimentação direito”, showing flexible but inconsistent follow-through rather than strict structure. Their intense inner world, romantic longing, and strong moral/emotional reactions to transfobia and fiction alike (e.g. “eu to cjroando vai se fude pq eu me maltrato desse jeito vendo um personagem que eu tenho um carinho tao grande morrendo”) all fit an INFP profile: inward-focused, idealistic, emotionally driven, and somewhat disorganized in daily life.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you got your new ID with your social name on Trans Visibility Day and think living might be worth it sometimes… wanna make it even more worth it by putting “emergency contact: that twink you met on Twitter” on the next one?
- You said you’d leave that guy ‘só o bagaço naquele banheiro mesmo’ if he kept flirting… I’m just checking, is that a limited-time offer or does it come in a special ‘vampiro transmasc’ edition for me?
- You, stressed about the admissional exam, hating L&M, chain-smoking camel, working nights with lésbica crente, trans fumante, a velha e tia Nena… I don’t want to fix you, I just want to sit outside on your break, share a lighter, and make being alive slightly less insuportável.
- If a single flerte in the bathroom gave you ‘29472974 sensações’ and Lestat’s gif already does damage, imagine the lore drop when you finally meet a guy who likes vampire twinks, RPG OCs named Haziel and Mitski in the same playlist. Spoiler: it’s me, I like all three.
- You said ‘dormir nao e suficiente, preciso morrer’, but you also bake bolo for your coworkers for fun and get emotional over Kaiser dying in RPG… I think what you actually need is to come over, trauma-dump RPG lore at me while the cake’s in the oven, and maybe let me kiss that ‘ruindade pura’ face between episodes.
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Transmasc night-shift goblin, baker of office cakes, watcher of people & RPG deaths. New ID, first salary, still figuring out love and lung capacity.– @hannibaltetas
Your signature cocktail
Transylvanian Twink Bite
This cocktail is a vampiric, transmasc twist on a Brazilian highball, nodding to their bio "vampirismo e depravação" and the chaotic horny energy of “valha misericórdia que homem gostoso”. The cachaça with black tea and clove is strong and a little harsh, mirroring their overworked, nicotine-fueled grind and lines like “creio que morrer e melhor que trabalhar” and “to sem cigarro ja podem me sacrificar”. Blood orange juice brings a dark, sweet-sour brightness for the moments of gender euphoria and survival, like “no dia da visibilidade trans eu peguei minha identidade nova com meu nomezinho social, as vezes viver vale a pena”. An espresso shot captures their anxious, wired nights and admissional-exam stress in “tenho exame admissional hoje ja podem me sacrificar”, while a blackberry liqueur rinse adds gothic, fruity drama worthy of “vampiro transmasc”. The final splash of tonic water is the bitter fizz of resilience and social awkwardness in “me questiono como as pessoas conseguem se relacionar romanticamente… pra mim isso parece algo tao inalcançável”, turning all that angst into something sharp, luminous, and strangely comforting.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The strongest throughline in their tweets is persistence, care for others, and work ethic, all classic Hufflepuff traits. They repeatedly push themselves to show up for work and feel guilty when they can’t pull their weight, e.g. feeling awful about being "inútil" at work after an injury and crying while telling their mom about it: “fui mandar áudio pra minha mãe dizendo q me machuquei no trabalho e comecei a chorar de frustração no meio da gravação pq to me sentindo inútil e a última coisa que eu quero eh ser um peso ate no meu trabalho”. They also put a lot of effort into making others feel cared for, like staying up late to bake for colleagues: “quando eu tava no ensino médio eu levava bolo p meus amigos, agora que eu sou adulto e to trabalhando eu levo para meus colegas de trabalho” and “vou madrugar fazendo bolo p meus colegas de trabalho”. Even when work and dysphoria are exhausting, they keep trying to integrate and find community at their job: “to começando a gostar de trabalhar e a me enturmar com meus colegas de trabalho q a maioria sao bem mais velhos q eu”. Their desire for deep, intense love but difficulty developing it also reads as a Hufflepuff’s craving for authentic, loyal bonds: “o fato de que eu quero amar pra caralho de uma forma surreal anormal mas simplesmente nao consigo desenvolver nada romântico”. While there are flashes of dark humor and frustration, the core pattern is someone who values being dependable, kind, and part of a group, which fits Hufflepuff best.
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Your song
First Love / Late Spring - Mitski
A song by Mitski fits them perfectly, and First Love / Late Spring captures both their yearning and volatility. They explicitly show attachment to Mitski in "obrigado por existir mitski", and the song’s mix of tenderness and emotional chaos reflects their own swings between softness and despair, like "dormir nao e suficiente, preciso morrer". The track’s themes of feeling too intense, too much, and hard to love mirror their anxieties around relationships in ["me questiono como as pessoas conseguem se relacionar romanticamente e sexualmente de uma forma tao facil e natural (?);"] (https://x.com/hannibaltetas/status/2012925813960614302) and "o fato de que eu quero amar pra caralho... mas simplesmente nao consigo desenvolver nada romântico". Mitski’s lyrics about wanting to disappear yet still longing for connection resonate with their darker humor and exhaustion in "creio que morrer e melhor que trabalhar" and "queria desaparecer pra nunca mais passar por esse tipo de situação". At the same time, the song’s fragile hope reflects moments where life feels worth it, like when they celebrate their new ID in "no dia da visibilidade trans eu peguei minha identidade nova com meu nomezinho social, as vezes viver vale a pena".
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