
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, morally serious, musically inclined, and often feeling out of step with their peers. Like Lisa, they’re deeply principled and openly Christian, pushing back on hypocrisy and bad takes, as in “So uhh this would actually be the OPPOSITE of Jesus.” and “Jesus is our only hope.”. Their artistic and intellectual side shows through music and instruments—bassist, violinist, aspiring guitarist, and band planner in “The @h3_studios_twt album I want to make will have 4 punk songs…”—much like Lisa’s jazz and saxophone obsession. They also demonstrate concern for social issues and other people’s wellbeing, for example warning about grooming and platform bans in “Because all the good and/or decent social platforms got banned… more kids will get groomed.”. At the same time, they struggle with self-worth and feeling different or misunderstood, echoing Lisa’s more vulnerable side, seen in tweets like “Since it is Thanksgiving break, I am now going to be cutting my self…” and “PSA: Ladies, do not be kind to me. I’ll fall in love with you.”.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as more introverted (I): most posts are about online discourse, music, tech, or faith rather than in‑person socializing, and even when talking about others they frame it as distant longing, e.g. wondering if they’ll ever be “somebody's whimsical white boy” or admitting “ PSA: Ladies, do not be kind to me. I'll fall in love with you.”. Their attention to patterns and concepts over raw sensory detail points to intuition (N): they regularly generalize from specific situations to broader ideas, like analyzing gender‑war culture in “Top 3 kinds of people who I will probably immediately dislike…” or abstracting about parental dynamics in “Do mothers often try to project their regrets onto their daughters…”. They clearly favor thinking (T) over feeling in how they argue: they call out what they see as logical or moral contradictions bluntly, as in “So uhhhh here's the thing. Rape is rape. Rape is evil. Fight me on this.” and “Most anti AI retards don't actually understand how AI works and hate AI in its entirety.”, prioritizing direct critique over diplomacy. Their lifestyle and tone suggest perceiving (P) rather than judging: they brainstorm music projects in a free‑form way (“The @h3_studios_twt album I want to make will have 4 punk songs… 4 experimental digital hardcore… 2 electronically produced songs…”) and admit to trial‑and‑error with identity and wording, like reconsidering their use of “retard” after feeling convicted in “I've decided not to continue using the word 'retard' in any of my regular posts.”. Altogether, the combination of inward focus, conceptual thinking, analytical bluntness, and open‑ended, exploratory planning aligns best with INTP.

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16 | Bassist & bedroom producer @h3_studios_twt | Arch & retro games enthusiast | Once planned a full setlist for a band that doesn’t exist…yet– @Hanouzz1153

Your signature cocktail
This drink is wired and intense at the core, like a late-night coder / gamer / bassist vibe, so it starts with high-proof coffee liqueur over ice to match the sleep-deprived jokes like “I don't need eye makeup, my sleep deprivation does a good enough job.”. The sour cherry soda reflects that mix of angst and vulnerability in posts about self-harm and disappointment, such as “Since it is Thanksgiving break, I am now going to be cutting my self one time for every time I feel like a disappointment.” and still being a teen figuring life out with “I know that anyone reading this is probably thinking 'damn he's a baby' but tomorrow I'm for real turning 16???”. A dash of smoked sea salt stands for the sharp, sometimes harsh takes on politics, AI, and culture like “Most anti AI retards don't actually understand how AI works and hate AI in its entirety.” and calling out weird gender-war/incel behavior in “This is a special type of incel. I don't hate women, I just can't pull.”. The cotton-candy flavored syrup is the sweet, oddly wholesome side—the Christmas posts, love for friends, and goofy crush energy like “PSA: Ladies, do not be kind to me. I'll fall in love with you.” and dreaming of being “somebody's whimsical white boy”. Finally, the lemon twist is the bright, unapologetic faith that cuts through everything, echoing the recurring theme of Jesus-centered hope like “Jesus is our only hope.” and “✝️ Christ is King”. This cocktail is strong, a little bitter, a little sweet, and definitely experimental—just like a Machine Girl track played by an Arch Linux-using bassist in a bedroom studio.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a very Gryffindor pattern of standing up for what they think is right, even when it’s confrontational or unpopular. For instance, they sharply condemn grooming and rape regardless of nationality in “So uhhhh here's the thing. Rape is rape. Rape is evil. Fight me on this. Even if a native countryman had pulled this shit he'd need to be deported.” and call out misogynistic/incel behavior in “This is a special type of incel. I don't hate women, I just can't pull. I don't wanna be associated with these dudes.”. They’re also willing to publicly change course when they feel convicted morally, as in “I've decided not to continue using the word 'retard'... I've started feeling conviction to not use it…”, showing a strong conscience and willingness to take a stand. Their Christianity is framed in a bold, evangelizing way—e.g., “Jesus is our only hope.” and “Jesus paid a debt He didn't owe because we owed a debt we couldn't pay.”—which fits the Gryffindor tendency toward outspoken idealism and a hero-complex lens on the world. Even their self-harm posts like “Since it is Thanksgiving break, I am now going to be cutting my self one time for every time I feel like a disappointment.” and “I'm not suicidal but I am obsessed with the idea of cutting myself” read less as calculating self-preservation (Slytherin) and more as emotionally intense, reckless impulses, which is very Gryffindor. While they have hints of Ravenclaw curiosity (Linux, AI, tech takes) and Hufflepuff fairness (concern about grooming and parental abuse), their defining traits are courageous conviction, blunt moral judgment, and impulsive emotional intensity—solidly Gryffindor.

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A well-known song that fits them is Something in the Way by Nirvana. Their timeline mixes dark, self-critical thoughts and self-harm ideation with a kind of quiet, resigned humor, like "Since it is Thanksgiving break, I am now going to be cutting my self one time for every time I feel like a disappointment." and "I'm not suicidal but I am obsessed with the idea of cutting myself", which mirrors the song’s heavy, numbed melancholy. At the same time, they explicitly love grunge and adjacent sounds, listing Jar of Flies and Korn (self titled) among their "kiddos" in music taste "PsychoWarrior: MG Ultra X HORSESHIT ON ROUTE 66 Jar of Flies OK Computer Korn (self titled) Meteora Hybrid Theory...", making Nirvana a stylistic match. The song’s mood of feeling emotionally stranded but still quietly enduring fits with posts like "Tips for self for future reference: 1. Never show your personality 2. Never talk about your past", where they hide vulnerability behind a dry, detached tone. Even their mix of faith and heaviness, such as "Without Jesus, my life had little meaning.", echoes the song’s sense of trying to exist under a weight that never fully lifts.

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